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1. Try Linux
2. Get an Alienware laptop
3. Lick a frozen lamppost
4. Clean up room
5. Read a book
6. Learn the difference between Java and Javascript (Done)
7. Learn PHP
8. Learn .NET
9. Go fishing with your Dad
10. Learn how to gut a fish
11. Talk to your grandparents about their lives.
12. Make a book on their lives
13. Publish at lulu.com
14. Share your life with your grandchildren
15. Repeat steps 12 to 13
16. Repeat step 15
17. Learn Java
18. Learn C++
19. Learn what python is...
20. Buy a domain
21. Finish my top-secret site
22. Eat less junk food.
23. Become a developer for Gentoo
24. Learn to make pizza
25. Do more school work
26. Buy a case of blank cds
27. Emerge KDE 3.5
28. Become a master at HTML
29. Get a new tea cup
30. Get a better memory.
31. Go on the most scary ride in Las Vegas!
32. Sleep through the whole day one day.
33. Be more sarcastic..
34. Win a gazillion
35. Buy Disney World Florida
36. Earn even more money
37. Actually do any school work
38. Go to sleep for at least 4 hours each night.
39. Eat breakfast
40. Get a new pen for computer desk.
41. Get a porshe
42. Get item number 41 in list legally
43. Get a license
44. Get a super good computer
45. Live for 100 years
46. Get good grades in school
47. Get good marks in everything
48. Make a site that gets at least 20,000 daily hits
49. Make a site that actually validates
50. Design 3D graphics
51. Learn how to hack
52. Hack stuff
53. Go skydiving
54. Jump on the Moon
55. Clean my computer screen with Windex
56. Develop something better than Linux
57. Fail trying, but have some fun
58. Buy a personal jet
59. Fly around the world in it
60. Eat exotic foods, such as monkey brains (I think...)
61. Discover the meaning of life
62. Buy the most expensive graphics card at Staples
63. Find out your obsolete computer cannot run it
64. Upgrade your system so that it will run it
65. Learn that your system is obsolete again
66. Write and preform your own musical number
67. Count to one million
68. Design a Javascript to do it for you, after you fail
69. Remember that you forgot your system is obsolete, and cannot process it
70. Clean up the Desktop
71. Clean up your room
72. Create some new World Record
73. Open a webhosting business
74. Figure out why Windows crashes so much
75. Print out the full list of Bushisms

76. Hack Windows so bad they will never recover
77. Get away with number 76.
78. Point out how vital number 77 is.
79. Brag about getting away with it.
80. End off getting caught.
81. Break out of prison.
82. Live in exile for five years.
83. Make a kick ass Linux distro in that time
84. Conquer the world.

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1. Try Linux
2. Get an Alienware laptop
3. Lick a frozen lamppost
4. Clean up room
5. Read a book
6. Learn the difference between Java and Javascript (Done)
7. Learn PHP
8. Learn .NET
9. Go fishing with your Dad
10. Learn how to gut a fish
11. Talk to your grandparents about their lives.
12. Make a book on their lives
13. Publish at lulu.com
14. Share your life with your grandchildren
15. Repeat steps 12 to 13
16. Repeat step 15
17. Learn Java
18. Learn C++
19. Learn what python is...
20. Buy a domain
21. Finish my top-secret site
22. Eat less junk food.
23. Become a developer for Gentoo
24. Learn to make pizza
25. Do more school work
26. Buy a case of blank cds
27. Emerge KDE 3.5
28. Become a master at HTML
29. Get a new tea cup
30. Get a better memory.
31. Go on the most scary ride in Las Vegas!
32. Sleep through the whole day one day.
33. Be more sarcastic..
34. Win a gazillion
35. Buy Disney World Florida
36. Earn even more money
37. Actually do any school work
38. Go to sleep for at least 4 hours each night.
39. Eat breakfast
40. Get a new pen for computer desk.
41. Get a porshe
42. Get item number 41 in list legally
43. Get a license
44. Get a super good computer
45. Live for 100 years
46. Get good grades in school
47. Get good marks in everything
48. Make a site that gets at least 20,000 daily hits
49. Make a site that actually validates
50. Design 3D graphics
51. Learn how to hack
52. Hack stuff
53. Go skydiving
54. Jump on the Moon
55. Clean my computer screen with Windex
56. Develop something better than Linux
57. Fail trying, but have some fun
58. Buy a personal jet
59. Fly around the world in it
60. Eat exotic foods, such as monkey brains (I think...)
61. Discover the meaning of life
62. Buy the most expensive graphics card at Staples
63. Find out your obsolete computer cannot run it
64. Upgrade your system so that it will run it
65. Learn that your system is obsolete again
66. Write and preform your own musical number
67. Count to one million
68. Design a Javascript to do it for you, after you fail
69. Remember that you forgot your system is obsolete, and cannot process it
70. Clean up the Desktop
71. Clean up your room
72. Create some new World Record
73. Open a webhosting business
74. Figure out why Windows crashes so much
75. Print out the full list of Bushisms
76. Hack Windows so bad they will never recover
77. Get away with number 76.
78. Point out how vital number 77 is.
79. Brag about getting away with it.
80. End off getting caught.
81. Break out of prison.
82. Live in exile for five years.
83. Make a kick ass Linux distro in that time
84. Conquer the world.

85. Post the 1000th thing on this thread
86. Make Bill Gates bankrupt
87. Goto space
86. Set a world record for 100m sprint

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