Ian

I can't let you lot loose sight of reaching 10 pages. this ones just for Steve, Jason and the gang...

Suggest you rush out for the ingredients and try this one out.


Cheese Jello With Spam Chunks

Ingredients
2 boxes of 'Drinking Gelatin', unflavored
2 boxes of Macaroni and Cheese
1 can of SPAM®
1 Jello mold
Some quantity of water. If you can't get enough water on demand for this recipe, you shouldn't be making it in the first place.

Directions:
1. Open up the boxes of Macaroni & Cheese, get the packets of cheese, and use the macaroni for something more useful. Try developing a Faster-Than-Light drive fueled only on the starches found in macaroni.
2. Mix drinking Gelatin, cheese packets, and water in a bowl. Stir a lot.
3. Put the Jello mix you just made in that there bowl into a Jello mold of your choice. I would suggest those 'brain jello molds' that they have somewhere. Put it in the fridge and let it set a while.
4. Get the spam out of the can. Cut it into chunks. Pick a good, light size that won't immediately sink to the bottom of the partially firmed jello. I like good, meaty chunks, as they let people know that it is indeed spam they are eating, if they bother to try it at all.
Cooking the spam is optional.
5. Get that previously mentioned partially-firmed jello out of the fridge. Carefully drop them spam chunks into the partially-firmed cheese jello so they suspend themselves in the jello, like a good jello-suspended spam chunk should.
6. Put that baby back into the fridge until it's ready to serve.

Great at parties where people are drinking too much. Reminds them of what they'll be seeing in a scant few hours.

Serves: No one in their right mind.

remind you of anything?

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