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  • #16
    BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

    well that was an interesting conversation

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    • #17
      FOR THE LOVE OF!!!!!

      WHY??? WHY???? OOOO NO!!!! Porclin God here I come!!!!



      Watch out everyone... this monkey has lost the wrench so it's now going to start throwing what ever is handy in the cage!!!

      chris<pixelmonkey>

      PS: what is that smell?

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      • #18
        page 2!

        the previous reply was in responce to the spam cheese cake recipe again! anyhow not to mimic or mirror the other spam thread that was soo great, here is a new recipe!...

        SMOKED SPAM!

        4 cans: spam kneeded into one large brisket shaped blob
        2 bottles: carl lewis's smoke in a bottle
        48oz bottle: of white cooking wine
        3ft:aluminum foil
        1 Jim Dandy Portable Smoker

        1.)in a 2in deep cooking pan baste spam with liquid smoke, cover with aluminum foil and leave in the fridge over night.
        2.)using the same aluminum foil the next morning cover 75% of grill in smoker where the spam will sit.
        3.)realize what you are about to try and dig a 3ft deep hole in back yard.
        4.)place spam in hole and cover
        5.)think about what you were about to do then get some REAL BRISKET!


        doing it the right way!
        chris<pixelmonkey>

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        • #19
          Spam Poetry

          There once was a man from Nantucket,
          Who ate all his SPAM from a bucket.
          His tummy was round,
          And his neck it was bound,
          'Til the pressure built and he upchucked it!

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          • #20
            LOL......that was too funny!

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            • #21
              focus!!!

              i'm begining to agree with jasons first post that there is not a snowballs chance... i mean come on Dr.Web and Dani! focus your spam post to here!

              now throwing spam since the wrench seems to be lost...
              chris<pixelmonkey>

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              • #22
                Spam a L'orange

                One Box Macaroni and Cheese
                One Can SPAM
                One Cup Tang

                Cook one box of Macaroni and Cheese (not the box... just the Macaroni and Cheese) following complicated package directions slavishly. Toss with one can julienned SPAM. Fold in one cup Tang. Enjoy!

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                • #23
                  SPAM Haiku aka SPAM-ku

                  Pink tender morsel,
                  Glistening with salty gel.
                  What the hell is it?

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                  • #24
                    Re: SPAM Haiku aka SPAM-ku

                    Originally posted by TheKman
                    Pink tender morsel,
                    Glistening with salty gel.
                    What the hell is it?
                    uhhh... i had better not say... i may be removed from the forum if i do

                    chris<pixelmonkey>

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                    • #25
                      "come on jenni! "

                      I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, I can hear the groans..

                      Say, as for Jason being a madman - heck, every great forum needs at least one! And I"m with him - no way, this won't get to a ten pager...naw, just can't....

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                      • #26
                        A Spam Limerick

                        I had a whole can of SPAM today
                        But later I found to my dismay
                        That it had expired
                        That can was retired!
                        No wonder that SPAM was half gray!
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                        • #27
                          This Spam is your Spam...

                          This SPAM is your SPAM, this SPAM is my SPAM
                          From California to the New York Island
                          From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters
                          This SPAM was made for you and me

                          As I went walking that stockyard catwalk
                          And saw above me those endless meathooks
                          And saw below me the gelatinous masses, I said:
                          This SPAM was made for you and me

                          I ate it fried and baked and roasted
                          Even once I had it toasted
                          And all around me, the hogs were squealing:
                          This SPAM was made for you by me

                          This SPAM is your SPAM, this SPAM is my SPAM
                          From California to the New York Island
                          From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters
                          This SPAM was made for you and me

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                          • #28
                            All I can type is that i'm laughing too hard to say much else....that is funny! At least in my warped mind..

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                            • #29
                              Found The Wrench!

                              Now where is that monkey...gonna knock him down this time for sure...
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                              • #30
                                Pizza Topping

                                A Domino's owner named Hughes
                                Was known for unorthodox views.
                                SPAM topping, he guessed,
                                Would be one of the best,
                                'Til a customer barfed on his shoes.

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