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  • Not a Snowball's Chance of Reaching 10 Pages

    ATTENTION!

    Please do not post in this thread! There is no possible way that this post will reach 2 pages, so what makes you think that it can possibly reach 10 pages!?! It can't, it won't happen, so don't even try to fill it up with foolish non sense and SPAM recipes!

    This thread doesn't have a snowball's chance.
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  • #2
    Is that a challenge? :p

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    • #3
      That really is tempting fate, Jason.

      Although I serious don't think any thread will reach 10 pages. 7 was a BIG stretch, but 10?

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      • #4
        and so it begins....

        come on jenni! lets get everyone in here to out do the past and breathe new life to the SPAM BOX!!!

        One request I have is please dont try the spam cheese cake recipe! that one left me on a toilet for a couple of hours. (note: i am not going to be the first to post a recipe)

        however, check the hosting cost with a great company from KC, MO. http://www.communitech.net and tell them this idiot sent you!

        chant it... SPAM...SPAM...SPAM..SPAM..SPAM..SPAM.SPAM.SPAM.SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM!!!!!


        thanks!
        chris<pixelmonkey>

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        • #5
          Nobody listens to me...

          I say "don't post", and come back to find 3 replies. I mean it, stop posting right now. I don't want to see a thread as useless as this one hit 10 pages. There would be no point to it.
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          • #6
            DUH!!!!

            it's like throwing and hitting a monkey up side the head with a wrench, then telling him "i bet you wont throw that back at me!" oooo come on, dont you know that everyone in here is taking this as a challenge and the only way to stop it is to hurt the monkey enough he (or she) doesnt get back up?

            throwing the wrench back!
            chris<pixelmonkey>

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            • #7
              Oh no!

              What are you people doing to that poor monkey?

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              • #8
                I am only posting this to get my 11th post and no longer be a novice.

                To pixelmonkey: I a about to move the URL for the 404 error page. I was thinking about http://www.nomonthlyfees.com

                By the way, I just got smacked in the temple by a flying wrench. You need better aim.

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                • #9
                  Aaahhhh... So much better. I am now an aspercream... I mean aspirant.

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                  • #10
                    must leave one more before days end...

                    it's sunny outside, i wish i was in a warmer climate, and i'm diffentily glad i'm not in the north east! with all of that said i am still wondering who will begin posting the spam recipes?
                    keep chanting it... SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM


                    THANK GOD I'M AN IDIOT!!!
                    chris<pixelmonkey>

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                    • #11
                      Hmmmmmm..........anyone else ever notice that Jason is usually the one to start the madness?

                      We are just eager to add to it.

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                      • #12
                        And speaking of eager to add to a spam post:


                        Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

                        Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.

                        Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.

                        Man (to Waitress): Morning!

                        Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

                        Man: Well, what've you got?

                        Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

                        Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...

                        Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

                        Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

                        Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

                        Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

                        Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

                        Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

                        Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

                        Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

                        Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

                        Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

                        Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

                        Waitress: Urgghh!

                        Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

                        Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

                        Waitress: Shut up!

                        Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

                        Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

                        Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!

                        Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

                        Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

                        Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

                        Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

                        Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

                        Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

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                        • #13
                          Steve,

                          I was merely saying that I don't think that a post like this has the ability to reach 10 pages. It's just a silly idea to try it. I was trying to convey that I won't waste my time and efforts on a post that is obviously going nowhere.
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                          • #14
                            Oh.....my apologies then........

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SteveS235
                              Oh.....my apologies then........
                              Speaking of SPAM:

                              Spam Shake

                              1 Can of Spam
                              1 tin of Anchovies
                              2 12oz cans of beer
                              4 oz tomato juice
                              1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
                              1/2 cup chopped up parsley
                              1/4 cup chopped scallions
                              dash of Tabasco
                              salt (if you'd need it)
                              pepper to taste

                              Put it in blender and blend until smooth.

                              Serve chilled with Celery stick.

                              Yes...I think we have a winner!
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