!!!!!!!! control the internet !!!!!!!!

[Christian1972]

how much post do i need till i earn control over the complete internet? Does any one know the answer?
I would prefer the following:

Unregistered Tourist 0
00-10 Novice 1
11-20 Aspirant 2
21-30 Battler 3
31-40 Fighter 4 (incl. 1 plastic-blonde)
41-50 Adept 5
51-60 Chevalier 6
61-70 Veteran 7
71-80 Warrior 8
81-90 Swordman 9
91-100 Hero 10
101-150 Soldier 11
151-200 Myrmidon 12
201-250 Champion 13
251-300 SuperHero 14
301-500 Paladin 15
500+ Lord 16

!!! NEW !!! !!! NEW !!! !!! NEW !!!

7.059+
passwords for all microsoft-servers(hihi, delete everything...)

21.622+
take $$$ how much you need from Bill Gates account

79.826+
Member of honour in NSA + lifetime McDonald's for free!

241.799+
complete cybersex-equipment(exclusiv-gold-version)

856.102+
hey! you get one tobacco-concern and half of walmarts imperium(please only 2 people!)

1.562.218+
!!! CONGRATULATIONS !!!
You achieved control over all and everything on the entire internet(i am just calculating the time i would need to get this one...)

***BUT REMEMBER: After every 3 months the counter starts new! :bash:

...suggestions are welcome!

[Dave Swift]

Originally posted by Christian1972
how much post do i need till i earn control over the complete internet? Does any one know the answer?
I would prefer the following:

Unregistered Tourist 0
00-10 Novice 1
11-20 Aspirant 2
21-30 Battler 3
31-40 Fighter 4 (incl. 1 plastic-blonde)
41-50 Adept 5
51-60 Chevalier 6
61-70 Veteran 7
71-80 Warrior 8
81-90 Swordman 9
91-100 Hero 10
101-150 Soldier 11
151-200 Myrmidon 12
201-250 Champion 13
251-300 SuperHero 14
301-500 Paladin 15
500+ Lord 16

!!! NEW !!! !!! NEW !!! !!! NEW !!!

7.059+
passwords for all microsoft-servers(hihi, delete everything...)

21.622+
take $$$ how much you need from Bill Gates account

79.826+
Member of honour in NSA + lifetime McDonald's for free!

241.799+
complete cybersex-equipment(exclusiv-gold-version)

856.102+
hey! you get one tobacco-concern and half of walmarts imperium(please only 2 people!)

1.562.218+
!!! CONGRATULATIONS !!!
You achieved control over all and everything on the entire internet(i am just calculating the time i would need to get this one...)

***BUT REMEMBER: After every 3 months the counter starts new! :bash:

...suggestions are welcome!

What the hell....?

I'm used to hearing crazy sh*t at psych. school, but not here! :D

[htmlgirl]

perhaps he secretly wants to rule the world.......

htmlgirl.............

[The Dreamer]

Ummm.... okaaay... I'm not totally getting it here however...

Maybe htmlgirl is on the right track...

:bounce:I know!! I know!!!

Its Pinkie & The Brain in disguise!!!

:p

Sorry... I just had to.

[shutup_625]

Originally posted by The Dreamer
Ummm.... okaaay... I'm not totally getting it here however...

Maybe htmlgirl is on the right track...

:bounce:I know!! I know!!!

Its Pinkie & The Brain in disguise!!!

:p

Sorry... I just had to.

yea that made me think of pinky and the brain too! :D

[The Dreamer]

Narf?

[PCheese]

Well Pinky, it's time to do what we always do...

...Try and take over the world!

[cfhosting]

****ing idiots!

[The Dreamer]

<arching a brow at CF> Yeahhh... and your point here is what? If we aren't a bit insane then we shall all surly be depressed to death and how much fun would THAT be? :p :rolleyes:

I'd rather try and take over the world... it might be amusing. Hey... THAT'S what I need algrbra for!!!! :hotbounce:

[cfhosting]

hmm... thats one way of looking at it!

[pixelmonkey]

cfhosting, your avatar KICKS BUTT!
chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey:

[Mark]

Originally posted by pixelmonkey
cfhosting, your avatar KICKS BUTT!
chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey: I agree looks great

[cfhosting]

well DUH, what did you expect?

[cfhosting]

my whole ten seconds of work i put into it.................................



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... if you were realy smart you know that was binary for f*ck you