Question and Question?

[DannyB]

KittiK and I saw this one in another forum and it was fun. Someone else mentioned doing this but they never did so...

Here Goes!

You may only answer a question with another question.

Remeber, you are responding to the question in the previous post so try to keep it on track.

Whoever asks a question that cannot be answered with a question is the winner!

I'll Kick it off...

"Who are you?"

[Kitti]

Don't you know?

[DannyB]

Should I know you?

[Kitti]

Um....am I in the wrong house?

[James, MSD]

Are you even in a house?

[Kitti]

How would one know?

[James, MSD]

Do you see walls all around?

[Kitti]

Aren't all obstacles considered walls?

[DannyB]

Do you have obsticles in your way?

[gildash2]

even if i do, cant i just break them down?

[Kitti]

What will you use?

[ExtraDog]

Why not a rhinoceros?

[Bica]

Who's got a spare rhinoceros?



DannyB, I think I was the one who mentioned this. Good thing somebody started it.

[ExtraDog]

What's it worth to you?

[DannyB]

would you take two chickens and my neighbors shovel?

[ExtraDog]

Is your neighbor home?

[DannyB]

would you rather have him instead?

[ExtraDog]

Can he handle a rhinoceros?

[DannyB]

Why don't you ask him yourself?

[ExtraDog]

Aren't there obstacles that prevent me from doing that?

[DannyB]

Why can't you overcome them?

[ExtraDog]

Haven't we already determined that we can't find a spare rhinoceros?

[DannyB]

are you telling me, after all of that, that you don't have one?

[Bica]

who ever said that he did have one in the first place?

[DannyB]

Didn't he?

[ExtraDog]

If I did would I admit it?

[DannyB]

Wouldn't you?

[ExtraDog]

Would I?

[Bica]

how can you prove that you don't have a rhinoceros?

[ExtraDog]

What if I posted a picture of me without a rhinoceros, would you believe me then?

[Bica]

how do I know that the rhinoceros didn't take the picture?

[James, MSD]

LMAO! ahhh I'm just tired enough to where this is hilarious.

You can't tell, bica?

[DannyB]

So what am I supposed to do with these chickens and my neighbors shovel?

[ExtraDog]

Is you neighbor named Lester?

[Bica]

how does that affect the shovel?

[DannyB]

Should we ask Lester?

[Bica]

do you really think he'd know?

[DannyB]

Who would be willing to ask him?

[Bica]

are you saying that you wouldn't do so?

[DannyB]

Why would I want to do that?

[Bica]

isn't he your neighbor?

[DannyB]

Who said that?

[Bica]

did somebody say that he wasn't?

[Kitti]

Would you admit it if was your neighbor?

[DannyB]

Why are you being so persistant?

[ExtraDog]

Are you sure you should be questioning her?

[DannyB]

Would you believe one of the chickens just attacked the other and so ferociously that it broke the shovel handle?

[ExtraDog]

Would you think me a fool if I did?

[Kitti]

why does this keep going back to the chickens?

[ExtraDog]

:rolleyes: Do you think we'd be still talking about chickens if we had a rhinoceros?

[Kitti]

Why did you lie and say you had a rhinoceros?

[ExtraDog]

Can you show me where I said, "I have a rhinoceros?"

[DannyB]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
"I have a rhinoceros."

Isn't this you?

[Kitti]

Didn't see that one comming, did you?

[ExtraDog]

How could I have said that in this thread if it's not phrased as a question?

[DannyB]

Didn't you just say it?

[Kitti]

why won't he answer?

[DannyB]

Don't you realize that he knows we're on to his li'l game?

[ExtraDog]

Who is that with your chickens?

[Kitti]

Is it you?

[DannyB]

Is that Lester?

[Kitti]

annnnnnnd what's he doin' with them chickens?

[ExtraDog]

Is he checking them for eggs?

[DannyB]

are you kidding me?

[Kitti]

Can we change the subject?

[althalus]

yeah, couldn't we talk about current news instead?

[DannyB]

What's that?

[althalus]

i thought maybe you guys knew?

[DannyB]

Does it seem cold in here to you?

[althalus]

where, this thread?

[Kitti]

Are you Yoda?

[DannyB]

If Yoda I was, like me you would?

[Kitti]

Isn't too short Yoda is?

[DannyB]

Too short for what?

[Kitti]

Doesn't he float?

[DannyB]

Who?

[Kitti]

Aren't we talking about Yoda?

[DannyB]

are you joking?

[NicoleAnne]

Why don't you take anything seriously?

[Kitti]

Do we have to ask?

[NicoleAnne]

How was I supposed to know?

[DannyB]

Is that Michelle Pfeiffer?

[althalus]

where? where?!

[Kitti]

Did you get her autograph?

[althalus]

i don't like her, why would i want her autograph?

[Kitti]

Would Charlize Theron be better?

[althalus]

is that a man or a woman? ;)

[Kitti]

Do we need to have a 'talk'? :D

[althalus]

what makes you think that? :o

[DannyB]

Hey, is that (place favorite celeb here)?

[Kitti]

did you get a picture?

[DannyB]

where's my camera?

[althalus]

does anyone have two spare AA-batteries for mine? :D

[Kitti]

Would you like rechargables?

[althalus]

don't you need them, then?

[DannyB]

Why wouldn't I?

[Kitti]

Shouldn't I share?

[DannyB]

How should I know?

[Kitti]

can anyone answer the question?

[Bica]

does that mean that you cannot answer the question and you need our help?

[Kitti]

Don't you want to help me?

[DannyB]

Why are you so defensive?

[Kitti]

Don't you trust me?

[DannyB]

Will you go with me to the prom?

[Horus_Kol]

i don't know, what's in it for me?

[ExtraDog]

Which one of you will wear the prom dress?

[DannyB]

And who's payin for the Limo?

[Kitti]

Forget all that....which one of you is wearing the heels?

[Horus_Kol]

i would, but does anyone have a cure for corns?

[Kitti]

Is that just an excuse? ;)

[althalus]

can i drive the limo?

[Kitti]

Can I skip the rest of this conversation?

[Bica]

but wouldn't you be missing out?

[Kitti]

Why would I want to see Horus in heels?

[Bica]

would you not want the blackmail pictures?

[Kitti]

What in the world could I want in trade?

[Bica]

have you asked if he has a picture taking rhinoceros?

[Kitti]

Does a rhinoceros fit in a limo?

[Bica]

why would the rhonoceros want to go in the limo?

[Kitti]

How else will he get a good picture?

[Bica]

does he not ride one of those paparazzi scooters?


<<pictures a rhinoceros on a scooter and begins laughing uncontrollably>>

[Kitti]

How big does a scooter have to be to hold a rhinoceros?

[DannyB]

Well if he can take pictures, why couldn't he ride a scooter?

[althalus]

"hey, isn't that a rhino on a scooter taking photo's of me?"

[Kitti]

Where is he going?

[althalus]

maybe he went to develope them?

[Kitti]

Will he get glossy prints?

[ExtraDog]

Don't be too sure, aren't there Ninjas working at the one-hour-fotomat?

[Kitti]

What will the rhinoceros do when he meets the ninjas?

[ExtraDog]

Won't the ninjas flip out and totally kill the rhino?

[Kitti]

Is it a possibility that they would partially kill the rhino?

[ExtraDog]

Couldn't the rhino be only "mostly dead?"

[Kitti]

Wouldn't the chickens try to help the rhino?

[ExtraDog]

Do you think Lester would let them help?

[Kitti]

Doesn't that seem logical?

[RobRoyRogers]

Is logic really your area of expertise?

[Kitti]

It never was before....should it be?

[RobRoyRogers]

Are you presuming as much?

[Kitti]

Shoud I not?

[RobRoyRogers]

Do you think I'm qualified to make such an important decision for you?

[Kitti]

hehe :D

I have to make that choice myself?

[RobRoyRogers]

Don't you think that's best?

[Kitti]

Is is possible?

[RobRoyRogers]

Originally posted by KittiK
Is is possible? Aren't you is-ing right now?

[Kitti]

:rofl:

Fer shizzle. Can't 'it' be a typo?

[ExtraDog]

Now, what were we talking about?

[RobRoyRogers]

Doesn't that depend on whom you're asking?

[Bica]

we're not all talking about the same thing?

[RobRoyRogers]

Haven't you been paying attention?

[Bica]

are you questioning my attention span?

[DannyB]

Why shouldn't he?

[Bica]

what information do you two have that I do not?

[Kitti]

Do you really want to know?

[ExtraDog]

Don't you think that's a personal question?

[Kitti]

didn't he ask on a public forum?

[ExtraDog]

The ninjas are getting restless, can we change the subject?

[Bica]

whya re you so worried about the ninjas?

[althalus]

aren't everyone supposed to worry about ninjas? :o

[RobRoyRogers]

By "everyone," do you mean Samurais?

[DannyB]

Won't the rhino protect us?

[Bica]

it depends, can you call these ninjas obstacles?

[DannyB]

Ain't them there obstaakels the reason we ain't gonna find that trazure?

[ExtraDog]

What if you were find a trazure, but not the trazure you seek or what if you were to see a rhino on the roof of a cottonhouse?

[Kitti]

Don't you think both cases would cause some major problems?

[DannyB]

I don't know but, don't you think with ninja samarai on the loose, shouldn't we get up on the cotton house with the rhino?

[ExtraDog]

Depends, is the Ninja holding his sword or his guitar?

[Kitti]

Why would he hold a guitar?

[ExtraDog]

Don't ninjas rock?

[Kitti]

If ninjas are supposed to be silent...would anyone hear them if they did?

[Kram]

why couldnt the ninjas do "air guitar"?

[DannyB]

do you think they'd be any good at it?

[RobRoyRogers]

Have you ever met a ninja in Finland?*

*I'll explain that later if no one gets it...

[DannyB]

Why don't we just invite some pirates to fend off the ninjas?

[ExtraDog]

Do you think the Pirates could win since they have lasers?


*I get it... (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3597564.stm)

[RobRoyRogers]

Are we talking about "Avast ye scoundrel!" kind of pirates or the Pittsburgh Pirates?

[ExtraDog]

Aren't we talking about some serious scurvey dogs here?

*Baseball, please...:rolleyes:

[alienfish]

What breed of scurvey dogs are in discussion?

[DannyB]

Why don't we just put the ninjas, samarai, pirates and the rhino all in a stadium somewhere and see who the last one standing is?

[ExtraDog]

Wouldn't the ninja flip out and kill everyone in the stadium?

[DannyB]

Wouldn't they be too busy fighting for their lives?

[ExtraDog]

Do ninjas (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) need a reason to fight?

[Kidkoder]

Do we need a reason to care?

[ExtraDog]

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
:ftopic:

[DannyB]

Doesn't everyone love a good hole? :D

[althalus]

what's good with a hole-in-one when you can get three for free?

[Kitti]

Don't three rights make a left?

[Kram]

dont three rights make a U-turn?

[Kitti]

Why would U-turn?

[ExtraDog]

What if there was a rhino in the road?

[Kitti]

Does he have fat-finger proof camera?

[DannyB]

If he does will he flash us?

[althalus]

why do you keep bringing back the rhino?

[Kitti]

Have you ever tried to make a rhino go away?

[althalus]

did i somehow imply that i haven't?

[Kitti]

Are you saying you have?

[ExtraDog]

Why didn't the Ninjas make the Rhino go away?

[althalus]

maybe it's a ninja-eating rhino, did you ever think about that?

[Kitti]

Is that a real possibility?

[althalus]

or maybe rhino-eating ninjas, but wouldn't that be silly?

[Kitti]

If it is...do I have to admit it?

[althalus]

would it make you feel uncomfortable admitting to it?

[Kitti]

Shouldn't it?

[althalus]

is it really such a shameful act, admittance?

[Kitti]

You want me to admit that too?

[althalus]

would you mind?

[Kitti]

What if I don't want to admit anything?

[althalus]

*sigh* i can't stop you, can i? :(

[Kitti]

Are you trying to make me feel guilty? :D

[nilsmo]

Are you that sensitive?

[Kitti]

Does it sound like I am?

[nilsmo]

Why don't you listen yourself?

[DannyB]

Aren't you afraid that ,while you are bickering, the rhino might be taking a ninjitzu class?

[althalus]

should we be?

[Kitti]

What will he do after he finishes his class?

[nilsmo]

What 'class'???

[Kitti]

Don't you remember?

[Horus_Kol]

Remember what?

[Kitti]

What are we talking about again?

[DannyB]

Aren't we talking about a rhino who's become an expert in the art of ninjitsu?

[ExtraDog]

Could a Rhino ever get the hang of those little throwing stars?

[Kitti]

Could you ever actually be scared of a fat rhino in a ninja outfit?

[ExtraDog]

Wouldn't it be scarier to see a Hippopotamus in a ninja outfit?

[Kitti]

Did you not get to see Henriatta from the New Zoo Review play dress up?

[ExtraDog]

Why do they always have the most dangerous animals hosting kid shows? Aren't dinosaurs, lions, and hippos rather dangerous to be entertaining our children?

[Horus_Kol]

and why is it that any sane adult will be turned into a homicidal (dinocidal) maniac after 5 bars of Barney singing?

[ExtraDog]

Didn't Barny rip-off that song from "This Old Man" aka(Knick-Knack Paddywhack)?

[althalus]

you're just fishing for a bone, aren't you, ed? :D

[DannyB]

Does the Rhino watch that show?

[Horus_Kol]

When an animal watches the National Geographic Channel is that like their equivalent of our watching Playboy?

[althalus]

you watch playboy, horus? :eek:

[ExtraDog]

Did anybody else see that documentry on the mating habbits of the female humans in Southern California?

[althalus]

there are humans in southern cali? ;)

[Erikina]

Originally posted by Horus_Kol
When an animal watches the National Geographic Channel is that like their equivalent of our watching Playboy? Does that mean them watching our porn/playboy is educational?

[althalus]

wouldn't it be their style of comedy? ;)

can we change the topic to arnold schwarzenegger? :P

[jacobnew]

What kind do you suggest?

[althalus]

i'm sleepy, can't you make soemthing up yourself? ;)

[DannyB]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, where?

[nilsmo]

No, that's Lester, isn't it?

[DannyB]

what, do you suppose, happened to those chickens?

[ExtraDog]

What's this about Lester Schwarzenegger?

[DannyB]

Isn't he the guy that took my chickens and shovel?

[Kitti]

Can't we all just move along?

[Horus_Kol]

yeah, but where to?

[DannyB]

Where are you?

[Kitti]

Isn't that me off in the distance?

[Horus_Kol]

in which direction?

[Kitti]

Can't you see me?

[Horus_Kol]

where's the light switch?

[Kitti]

Isn't it over your shoulder and to the right?

[alienfish]

Which is my right?