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Josh 4444 S
08-25-2004, 12:00 PM
I don't know if this has been started, but you ask a question with two possible answers, and the next person responds.
e.g.
(person 1)
MSN or AIM?
(person 2)
MSN.
fat dogs or tiny parrots?
(person 3)
Tiny parrots
HTML or XHTML?
And so on. To start it off...
PS2 or Xbox?
alienfish
08-25-2004, 05:51 PM
XBox
Girl or Boy? ;)
Girl
Vanilla or Chocolate
alienfish
08-25-2004, 05:58 PM
Chocolate
Particle Coverstock or Reactive Coverstock
Josh 4444 S
08-25-2004, 06:17 PM
reactive coverstock
:) or :D
Kitti
08-25-2004, 06:50 PM
:D
dogs or cats?
DannyB
08-25-2004, 10:02 PM
Health
beauty or personality
personality defines beauty :D
hot or cold
DannyB
08-25-2004, 10:16 PM
hot
in or out?
ExtraDog
08-25-2004, 11:49 PM
in
bourbon or scotch?
DannyB
08-25-2004, 11:52 PM
bourbon (Weller if ya got it)
bud lite or miller lite?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 12:22 AM
bud light
glue or tape?
Tape
dvd or vhs
I agree on the bud lite by the way.
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:49 AM
mmmmm Glue...ahhh yeah thats the stuff. :D
Automatic or Manual?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:50 AM
DVD
Automatic, stick doesn't work in duluth forme.
Widescreen or full screen?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:59 AM
Most DVD's are Widescreen...:( it's ok I guess.
NY or LA?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 09:02 AM
LA
Day or night?
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 09:26 AM
night
Would You Rather . . .
As a party trick, be able to pee silly string on command
—OR—
be able to make your skin glow in the dark?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 10:10 AM
Glow in the dark.
(too many places where you couldn't show off the silly string trick)
deep or shallow
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 10:39 AM
Deep
spit or swallow?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 11:48 AM
I'll never tell :D
half full or half empty?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:10 PM
Half empty...I'm a realist believe me it's half empty :D.
Wire or Wireless
Kitti
08-26-2004, 12:14 PM
wireless
board games or card games?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:16 PM
POKER!
Button or Switch?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 12:20 PM
buttons...the switch brings back bad memories ;)
computer or TV?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:23 PM
Computer, no doubt.
Ignorance or Stupidity? If you had to choose that is.
Kitti
08-26-2004, 12:24 PM
ignorance....it can be fixed. Stupidity is forever!
Brush or comb?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:26 PM
Brush, my hair is to thick for combs. :D
Sony or Sanyo?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 12:27 PM
Out of ignorance ;) I'll say Sanyo.
Happy or sad?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:33 PM
Happy is nice. :D Sad keeps you wanting more.
Toasted or Plain?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 12:34 PM
oooh, toasted!
jelly or jam?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:38 PM
Neither....mmmmm bbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuttttteeeerrrrr.
Send or Receive?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 12:41 PM
'tis better to send than to receive....
straight or mixed drinks?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:47 PM
Both :D. Mmmmmm Margarita W/extra salt or Ole #7 makes no difference.
Biz or Business?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 12:51 PM
biz...I'm only lazy in my typing.
flying or walking?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 12:57 PM
I have shin splints (from running) right now, walking would be tough if I had far very go :(. So I guess flying is my answer. DRIVING WOULD BE BETTER!
Stack it up or Organize?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 01:03 PM
Duuuuuuuude! Been there! Shin splints..... :sympathy:
Oh dear....definately organized! I can't stand things stacked up all over the place. Clean! Clean!
(although we had my daughter's birthday party yesterday and by looking at my house you'd be hard pressed to find some organization :D)
analog or digital?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 01:17 PM
I'm getting to where I think I might have a couple small fractures in my shins instead of actually Splints. For some reason if I really stretch well and warm up my muscles before I work out, they don't bother me near as much. If I work out without fully stretching they hurt like an SOB. :D
Digital.
In town or away?
JNH
Away
Loved and lost or never loved.
Somebody's gonna quote it, who would it be.
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 01:20 PM
LOL you know what this is :D. Double post.
DannyB
08-26-2004, 01:23 PM
Loved and lost!
boiled shrimp
or
battered, deepfried shrimp
battered deep fried
cell phone or PDA
DannyB
08-26-2004, 01:29 PM
Cell phone
algebra or arithmetic
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 01:45 PM
ehhhh Algebra.
SPAM or Wolf Brand Chile?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 01:55 PM
chile
taco or burrito
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 02:02 PM
Taco
New or Vintage?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 02:04 PM
vintage...adds character.
cash or check?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 02:28 PM
Cash is KING!
Mexican cuisine or Italian
Italian, can't beat it.
College or High School
DannyB
08-26-2004, 02:32 PM
High school
Italian cuisine or Oriental
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 02:36 PM
Italian cuisine, I've had too much Oriental over the years.
Tennis or Golf?
Tennis is sweet.
Sports Illustrated or ESPN the Magazine
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 03:37 PM
Sports Illustrated
Wake up and find yourself in bed next to a 400-pound stranger with body odor
—OR—
crash and total your car?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 04:01 PM
Crash and total my car! I'm driving a cheapo right now :D.
Why would I have a 400 LB person next to me in the first place?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by James, MSD
Why would I have a 400 LB person next to me in the first place?
ummm, James.....you're leaving yourself wide open there buddy!
Salt or pepper?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by James, MSD
Crash and total my car! I'm driving a cheapo right now :D.
Why would I have a 400 LB person next to me in the first place?
Uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm......I uh,......nope. I am not going to do it.
I want you to know how hard it is to resist the urge to answer that question for ya. :D
DannyB
08-26-2004, 04:48 PM
Salt!
hard and fast
or
slow and steady?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by DannyB
Uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm......I uh,......nope. I am not going to do it.
I want you to know how hard it is to resist the urge to answer that question for ya. :D
That was obviously a "stupid question"! I'm not bleeping retarded, damn lol! :D I'm suprised you guys to didn't explain to me the "facts of life" hehehe.
"Who the hell are these Birds I keep hearing about and what do they want with the Bee's? :D"
Hard and Fast.
I normally mow the grass "hard and fast" as well as trim the Bush and those pesky hard to reach places alround the yard.
I apologize in advance. Extradog started it and Danny made it worse.
JNH
DannyB
08-26-2004, 06:32 PM
:rofl:
DannyB
08-26-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by James, MSD
That was obviously a "stupid question"! I'm not bleeping retarded, damn lol! :D I'm suprised you guys to didn't explain to me the "facts of life" hehehe.
"Who the hell are these Birds I keep hearing about and what do they want with the Bee's? :D"
Hard and Fast.
I normally mow the grass "hard and fast" as well as trim the Bush and those pesky hard to reach places alround the yard.
I apologize in advance. Extradog started it and Danny made it worse.
JNH
So where's the next "This or That"?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 06:41 PM
PBS or MTV?
We need a Stupid Question/This or that game.
JNH
MTV yo
Simpsons or Futurama?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 06:44 PM
Simpsons!!
balloons or streamers?
balloons!
computer games or console games?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 06:47 PM
console, console...definitely console. yup yup yup
Coke or Pepsi?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 06:50 PM
Cookies....choco chip please!
presents or money?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 06:51 PM
Dog Biscuits! Screw the Chips and Cookies. :D
Reading Rainbow or Barney? :D
Bah..I was beatin.
Reading rainbow, because that's the only show i watched when i was younger
mowing the grass or raking leaves?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 06:52 PM
Presents cause I'm a cheap ******* and won't buy anything for my self.
AAHHHHHAHAHA I'm so behind :D :D
Kitti
08-26-2004, 06:52 PM
mow.....with a bag on the mower thank you!
Paint the inside or the outside of the house?
inside
desktop computer or a laptop?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by KittiK
mow.....with a bag on the mower thank you!
ahhahhhaah :D
Kitti
08-26-2004, 06:54 PM
desktop
speed or accuracy?
well in what?
I'll choose accuracy though.
would you rather watch golf or baseball?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 06:59 PM
both are good for a nap....football please :D
Alien or Predator?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 07:01 PM
Neither I want me to win/not get killed!
Kitti
08-26-2004, 07:03 PM
Again James....new choices please ;) :D
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 07:08 PM
Thats what we want as isn't it more choices, choices choices bloody choices...yeah ok.
Curtains or Mini Blinds?
miniblinds
batman or superman?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 07:09 PM
you can skip me :D
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 07:10 PM
Damn Josh your too bleeping fast Ahhhhahhaha.
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 07:19 PM
Batman or Superman?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 07:25 PM
oooooooh! Batman...luv Batman!!
Greece or Spain?
Hmm....
Greece(no offense leo! :P)
seinfeld or friends?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 07:29 PM
Friends!! Yeah Joey!
Crest or colgate?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 07:33 PM
Crest all the way, Baby!
Sandwich or hotdog
sandwich
action or comedy?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 07:41 PM
Action
Pizza or Fried Chicken
DannyB
08-26-2004, 07:49 PM
Pen
UT or A&M
what are those?
I'm just gonna guess and say UT
mario or yoshi?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 07:55 PM
Mario
BTW:
(UT = http://www.utexas.edu/)
(A&M = http://www.tamu.edu/)
Turkey or Ham
turkey
canned or bottled?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 08:00 PM
Bottled!
Horror or Suspense Thriller
suspense thriller
sci-fi or realistic?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 08:30 PM
Sci-Fi All the way
Star Trek or Battlestar Galactica
DannyB
08-26-2004, 08:39 PM
ABC
Star Trek or Star Wars
star wars
han solo or luke skywalker?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 08:55 PM
Han Solo
Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?
picard
space or the ocean?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 09:14 PM
Toughy...I like space (since I have so much in my head) but I'll choose ocean. Save the Whales man! :P
Polka dot or plaid?
bathe the wales! :D
PLAID!!
uhh.....
orange or yellow?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 09:19 PM
:rofl:
yellow, definitely.
Staples or paper clips?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 09:33 PM
CD's....I like to play frizbee ;)
Movie rental or movie theater?
theatre
office depot or office max?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 09:40 PM
Anything with 'max' in the name has got to be the best, right?
Cherries or strawberries?
strawberries!!!!
running or bicycling
Kitti
08-26-2004, 09:46 PM
Stationary bike please.
I like the scenery ;)
strawberry shortcake or cheesecake?
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 09:48 PM
cheesecake
Own only clothes that fit perfectly but are made of shag carpeting
—OR—
always have all of your clothes be soaking wet when you put them on?
shag carpeting :cool:
go sky diving or bungee jumping
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 09:51 PM
Sky Diving
Have to make out for five seconds with every person who asks you for spare change
—OR—
have a disorder that causes you to constantly run your finger over flat surfaces, collect the dust, and eat it?
Kitti
08-26-2004, 09:52 PM
Um, gee....they're both so good!
I'll take make out, Bob! Dan's the only one who asks...
Wrapped in bubblewrap or duct tape?
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 09:55 PM
bubble wrap
Eat a bucket of sawdust
—OR—
swallow an unidentified pill?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 09:56 PM
Duct tape that way I get more insurance $$$ when you take everything, they wouldn't believe me if it was bubble rap.
Tic Tacts or Altoids?
the pill O_o
eat sushi or eat a ****roach
gildash2
08-26-2004, 09:57 PM
the kissing thing, i would just knock out any ugly people who approached me.
eat 5,000 toe nails
or
have your toes nailed to the ground
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 09:57 PM
the pill the pill ;D not the saw dust nnnonnnooooooo!
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 10:11 PM
Eat the toenails
Lick someone else’s oozing wound
—OR—
make out with your boyfriend or girlfriend after he or she has just finished throwing up?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 10:15 PM
Make out with a puker. *have tooth brush, will travel*
Win the lotto
or
discover a cure for cancer
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 10:18 PM
Cure cancer.
Microwave your hand
—OR—
deep-fry it?
DannyB
08-26-2004, 10:59 PM
Microwave
homegrown
or
sto bought
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 11:05 PM
Homegrown, you can't buy that at a store.
Always smell the way you do after a weekend camping trip
—OR—
always wear an orange traffic cone on your head and reflectors over your nipples (outside your clothes)?
James, MSD
08-26-2004, 11:41 PM
Cool Cones! ahahahahhah.
Drink the rancid milk
or
Finish off the left over coffee grounds in one gulp?
ExtraDog
08-26-2004, 11:44 PM
Coffee
Have to suck as hard as you can on a live snail until you suck it out of its shell and swallow it
—OR—
snort a one-inch line of live ants up your nose?
Kitti
08-27-2004, 12:24 AM
What is this? Fear Factor? Pick the grossest possible situation and ask someone to say "Hell yeah! I want that one!" Geez....;)
I guess if I have to choose.....I'll take the snails because after all you didn't say it had to stay down. :D
Find a way to 'ask' ExtraDog to say less gross things
or
Find a way to 'make' ExtraDog say less gross things?
*love you man....now hand over your beer!*
ExtraDog
08-27-2004, 09:02 AM
Mwuahahahahahahahaha........
Be forced to eat one dinner a week in a room where an autopsy is being performed
—OR—
keep a human head in a jar on your nightstand?
the autopsy one
paper or plastic?
DannyB
08-27-2004, 03:25 PM
Definitely plastic. you can carry them all at the same time.
drapes or blinds
ExtraDog
08-27-2004, 05:52 PM
drapes
Use the toilet in public
—OR—
Make love in public
Kitti
08-27-2004, 05:56 PM
maaaaaaan! Why do I always get the incriminating ones?
Dangit! Um...the latter.
Shave your head or your arms?
ExtraDog
08-27-2004, 06:36 PM
Shave my head.
Have a head the size and shape of a basketball
—OR—
Have feet the size and shape of shoeboxes.
Josh 4444 S
08-28-2004, 11:33 AM
Definatly the feet. I already got those :P
Fever or a cold?
Kitti
08-28-2004, 12:03 PM
Hey, with a cold I can take Nyquil.....mmmmm, sleep!
Beach or mountains?
DannyB
08-28-2004, 01:24 PM
beach
extreme heat or extreme cold
Kitti
08-28-2004, 09:04 PM
Even though I hate being cold....I will choose extreme cold due to the fireplace factor!
snowmobile or waverunner?
DannyB
08-28-2004, 10:26 PM
Waverunnetr
skinny dipping
or
streaking
NicoleAnne
08-28-2004, 10:53 PM
skinny dipping :eek:
1% or Skim?
Kitti
08-28-2004, 10:56 PM
skim...
Rum or bourbon?
NicoleAnne
08-28-2004, 11:08 PM
rum
breast or wing?
DannyB
08-28-2004, 11:24 PM
BREAST!
asp or php
Kitti
08-29-2004, 08:11 PM
Um....I'll take C, Alex....:D
Barbie or Ken?
barbie, she is soooo hot :cool: :D
sprite or 7up?
DannyB
08-29-2004, 08:25 PM
sprite (tastes like a limon!)
butterfinger or snicker
Josh 4444 S
08-29-2004, 08:26 PM
Well, i was beaten to the draw.
Snickers, though.
pepsi corp or coca-cola corp?
pepsi (dr. pepper..mmm...)
wireless or cordless?
DannyB
08-29-2004, 08:47 PM
wireless!
piano or guitar?
That was a trick question! :P
guitar
writing or typing?
DannyB
08-29-2004, 08:56 PM
typing
X box or playstation
xbox
chocolate chip or oatmeal raison?
Lizzy-of-Dab
08-29-2004, 09:07 PM
Chocolat chip.
Thunderbirds or Fireball XL5?
wha?
Thunderbirds I guess...
bart or homer?
DannyB
08-29-2004, 09:21 PM
Homer is definately funnier!
football or basketball
football...can't stand basketball.
hockey or football?
DannyB
08-29-2004, 09:26 PM
Football
..sorry Josh but I can't stand Hockey
ants or roaches
*smack*
:P
ants...they're easier to kill :D
sony or apple?
DannyB
08-29-2004, 09:30 PM
sony
apples or bananas
apples
powerade or gatorade?
snow snow snow snow snow
snowboarding or skiing?
snowboard
looked over or overlooked
overlooked
money or money?
:D
Kitti
08-29-2004, 11:10 PM
gee....tough choice, I guess I'll take money!
Ocean or island?
Island? I would've thought it would be ocean or lake....
Ocean or Lake :D
James, MSD
08-29-2004, 11:35 PM
OCEAN.
Crap or ****? lol
those are some pretty crappy choices...
****
to think to little or to overthing?
James, MSD
08-29-2004, 11:44 PM
To little, better to be wrong early than to screw it up later. As if that makes any sense.
Canvas or Water Color?
DannyB
08-30-2004, 09:50 AM
Canvas
Coffee or Tea?
Hello all >>
Coffee or Tea?
- DannyB
Coffee, definitely :D
Pants or trousers?
loom
Kitti
08-30-2004, 10:22 AM
Pants...it's easier to say ;)
Pool or hottub?
Hello all >>
Pool or hottub?
- KittiK
Pool
Wise-ass or idiot?
loom
Kitti
08-30-2004, 11:33 AM
Idiots...I can forgive them :D
cans or bottles?
Hello all >>
cans or bottles?
- KittiK
Bottles, they can be reused
Sahara or the Antarctic?
loom
Kitti
08-30-2004, 11:49 AM
Sahara.....in an oasis.
Trees or grass?
Hello all >>
Trees or grass?
- KittiK
Grass, looks better on my backyard.
Wovels or consonants?
loom
Josh 4444 S
08-30-2004, 12:50 PM
Wovels (although did you mean vowels?)
Black or red?
Kitti
08-30-2004, 12:53 PM
boy....I'm glad you caught that! I had no idea what he was talking about! :D
black. don't like red.
flat tip or phillips?
Hello all >>
Oops :D Yes, I meant vowels
flat tip or phillips?
- KittiK
Phillips
Pinky or the brain?
loom
Kitti
08-30-2004, 01:36 PM
Pinky!! narf!
Yakko or Wakko?
wacko
texas heat or minnesota cold
Kitti
08-30-2004, 02:17 PM
hehehehe!!!!
Texas heat....I have that new fangled thang called A/C!!
cold.....ewwwwww! ;)
Wind or rain?
wind is more fun.... unless its winter and you live at the edge of a 100+ mile stretch of lake where the wind blows down from canada............
cold is good Kitti, we have free heat :) not that we ever used it last year.
casino or racetrack
Kitti
08-30-2004, 02:23 PM
Casino....
**cold is okay, but like I said before...it takes a fireplace and a my man to make it right.**
Free and cheesy or expensive and well built?
Hello all >>
Wind or rain?
- KittiK
Wind, definitely. I love the wind.
Independence Day or Thanksgiving?
loom
editted post How slow can someone get :D
ExtraDog
08-30-2004, 02:29 PM
Expensive and well built.
Eat a giant, three-inch insect that you are told tastes like fresh, sweet fruit
—OR—
a marshmallow that your friend kept between his butt cheeks for 30 seconds?
Kitti
08-30-2004, 02:30 PM
Marshmellow...and we'll leave it at that.
;)**just a thought loom....but maybe you should just type the answer and not spend so much time making your post pretty.**;)
Lamps or ceiling lights?
cieling.... I like that they have fans attached alot of the time
Spray on or roll on deoderant
Hello all >>
;)**just a thought loom....but maybe you should just type the answer and not spend so much time making your post pretty.**;)
- KittiK
Great idea :thumbup:, but :eek:, I just can't live without formatting :supereek:
Lamps or ceiling lights?
- KittiK
Lamps
Can't or cannot?
loom
Kitti
08-30-2004, 02:42 PM
Why can solid be a choice?
Um....roll on. Then you stand infront of the fan and wait for it to dry ;)
Keychains or plain keyrings?
And to answer loom....most definitely CAN!!
key chains
plastic cups (nondisposable)or glasses
and to answer loom.... CANNOT if you are referring to keeping up with the conversation ;):D
Kitti
08-30-2004, 02:46 PM
:D
kids = plastic!!!
Smilies or text?
smilies :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty: :booty:
bike or walk
DannyB
08-30-2004, 03:58 PM
Bike! much faster.
Road trip or camping trip?
Kitti
08-30-2004, 04:50 PM
Camping! With hamburgers and hot dogs....oh, and bug spray.
water ski or snow ski?
ExtraDog
08-30-2004, 08:37 PM
snow ski
Be caught behind an elephant breaking wind
—OR—
sit on a porcupine?
Josh 4444 S
08-30-2004, 11:12 PM
Sit on a porcupine
scissors or box-cutter?
Kitti
08-31-2004, 10:47 AM
Scissors....have a scar from a box cutter!
Kings or Queens?
ExtraDog
08-31-2004, 11:17 AM
Kings, aka Elvi
Rather spend 10 minutes in:
Pit full of snakes
—OR—
room full of bees?
Kitti
08-31-2004, 11:22 AM
snakes...allergic to bees
(although I'd like to think I am allergic to snakes as well ;) )
Chess or checkers?
DannyB
08-31-2004, 02:47 PM
I love playing checkers with KittiK! HeHe! ;) :D
Hawaii or Cozemel
Kitti
08-31-2004, 03:11 PM
hehe :D
Cozemel..hint hint
batteries or adapter?
bendman
08-31-2004, 03:28 PM
batteries :P no plugins
speakers or headphones?
ExtraDog
08-31-2004, 04:43 PM
Speakers
Catch your spouse in bed cuddling with two dwarfs
—OR—
one sheep?
DannyB
08-31-2004, 04:50 PM
either one would be just as bad. I'd rather catch my spouse in bed with me!:D
Pepperoni or Supreme?
pepporoni
light beer or real beer?
DannyB
08-31-2004, 06:20 PM
real beer! could somebody bring me another Bud Lite please?
Bud Lite or Free Beer?
ExtraDog
08-31-2004, 07:24 PM
Either one would probably be just as bad. I'd rather drink my Newcastle.
Jump into a bathtub full of ice water
—OR—
a bathtub full of lukewarm egg salad?
ice water.... can't be worse than jumping into lake superior in january....
liquid or powder detergent
DannyB
08-31-2004, 08:10 PM
Powder, but so long as it's soap, I'm in.
fries or onion rings?
Kitti
08-31-2004, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Bica
jumping into lake superior in january....
Look Ma! Crazy people!! :D ;)
onion rings (unless they're from McDonald's)
hot dogs or sausage dogs?
ExtraDog
08-31-2004, 11:06 PM
Nice to know you're thinking of me. ;)
Staple your cheek to a 2-by-4 from inside your mouth
—OR—
thoroughly superglue a red clown wig to your head?
Kitti
08-31-2004, 11:12 PM
ha ha. :D
Oh heavens to mercatroid!
the 2X4, please. It can't hurt any worse than getting my ears pierced and stepping on a nail at the same time......maybe.
luxury car or pickup truck?
luxury car...
pants or shorts?
DannyB
09-01-2004, 02:49 AM
shorts
hard wood floors or carpet
alienfish
09-01-2004, 12:27 PM
Carpet
Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
ExtraDog
09-02-2004, 11:41 AM
Coca-Cola
Have to perpetually use crutches
—OR—
always have to carry a sack of dog doo (http://www.dogdoo.com/Default.asp)?
DannyB
09-02-2004, 09:07 PM
I'll take the dog doo I can think of lots of ways to use that for practical jokes.
Boiled okra
or
pickled beets
ExtraDog
09-03-2004, 09:34 AM
Boiled Okra, I can make a mean gumbo with some of that.
Lose your gym bag and have to spend the remainder of the day in your filthy, sweaty gym clothes
—OR—
come out of the stall to a group of the opposite sex, realizing you just took a dump in the wrong bathroom?
DannyB
09-03-2004, 03:20 PM
Lose your gym bag and have to spend the remainder of the day in your filthy, sweaty gym clothes
Joe's Crab Shack
or
Pappa's Seafood
ExtraDog
09-05-2004, 11:06 AM
They're both pretty good but Joe's is more fun.
Snort every time you laugh
—OR—
sneeze repeatedly and uncontrollably every time you have a bowel movement?
Kidkoder
09-05-2004, 01:44 PM
Snort.
I could call myself "Pig Man."
Whose Line is it Anyway
Or
Mad TV?
DannyB
09-05-2004, 02:24 PM
Who's Line is it anyway.
Ryan Stiles
or
Collin Mockery
ExtraDog
09-05-2004, 02:36 PM
Ryan
If you were homeless would you rather live in Las Vegas
—OR—
New York
Kitti
09-05-2004, 03:26 PM
New York
SNL or Mad TV?
DannyB
09-06-2004, 02:21 PM
Mad TV
Eddie Murphy
or
Richard Pryor
ExtraDog
09-07-2004, 12:10 AM
Pryor
Be popular as a musician at a young age and forever be labeled a one hit wonder
—OR—
be a great musician with tons of integrity but never be discovered?
DannyB
09-07-2004, 11:13 PM
be a great musician with tons of integrity but never be discovered.
candles
or
oil lamps
Kitti
09-09-2004, 07:40 AM
candles
coffee or tea?
DannyB
09-09-2004, 09:32 AM
Coffee
kittens
or
puppies
alienfish
09-09-2004, 09:35 AM
kittens
Win National Championship
--OR--
Come 10th in European/Continent Championship
ExtraDog
09-09-2004, 02:25 PM
Win National Championship
Rather get advice from Dr. Ruth
—OR—
a porn star?
DannyB
09-10-2004, 09:34 AM
Porn star. (Dr Ruth is full of ****)
Baskin Robbins
or
Blue Bell
Kidkoder
09-10-2004, 01:58 PM
Blue Bell
Tech TV or G4?
Kitti
09-10-2004, 06:41 PM
TechTV
Abandon...
the concept of time
or
the concept of the universe
nilsmo
09-10-2004, 06:50 PM
(YEAH! TECHTV!)
Abondon the concept of time
pencil or pen?
Kitti
09-11-2004, 12:38 PM
pencil...I make too many mistakes :rolleyes:
Covered in ants or bees?
DannyB
09-11-2004, 03:29 PM
I'll take bees for ten million, please.
AMD Athlon
or
Intel
ExtraDog
09-11-2004, 04:21 PM
I'm running an Athlon myself:
Have the entire interior of your house painted neon green
—OR—
trade all the furniture in your living room for concrete blocks?
Kitti
09-11-2004, 04:51 PM
I'll take the concrete blocks and make really big pillows!!
Pizza or hamburgers?
DannyB
09-11-2004, 09:38 PM
PIZZA!
tapioca
or
custard
nilsmo
09-12-2004, 10:03 AM
neither!!!!!! What are they really, Roger?:barf:
cd or dvd
DannyB
09-12-2004, 10:36 AM
neither!!!!!! What are they really, Roger? ...:censored:
tennis shoes
or
sneakers
ExtraDog
09-12-2004, 11:11 AM
Tennis Shoes
Swallow a razor blade
—OR—
nail your genitles to a board?
DannyB
09-12-2004, 11:48 AM
nail "your" genitles to a board.
french kiss a member of the same sex on national TV
or
french kiss a st. bernard on national TV
Kitti
09-12-2004, 03:17 PM
french kiss a member of the same sex on national TV
(no comments please)
Electricuted or stabbed?
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