Fooooood Fight!

[DannyB]

Alright folks!

It's time to clean out the fridge and make use of that grey matter that went from spaghetti to chia pet in just three short weeks.

Welcome all!

It's the first annual HTMLForums, forum wide, free for all, FOOD FIGHT!

Losers have to clean up the mess so don't get hammered beyond recovery!

Let the battle commence!

***lets out a battle cry that would wake the dead and sprays the entire forum with chocolate pudding***

[ExtraDog]

Extradog shakes off the pudding and takes out a two week old bowl of brown tuna salad with some weird liquid on top and eyes DannyB.

[Kitti]

Hey! No fair....I had my eyes open!

*wipes eyes and grabs the mutated and moldy mashed potatoes*

Yeehaw! Flings a ladelfull of taters at ExtraDog!

[ExtraDog]

That's it... you were warned..!!

Extradog showers his foe with rotten wet tuna chunks and laughs maniacally.

[DannyB]

DannyB spots JamesMSD peeking into the room and side swipes him with a handful of something that extradog dropped.

[Bica]

I think KittiK and dannyB should act this out for us as they are in the same place, and then take pictures for all of us?


*did I just get hit by a miniature potato?*





side note: recently in Raleigh, Bob and the Showgram had their annual slaw slam. they have specialty fights and the main event, 16 women royal rumble in a ring full of thousands of gallons of coleslaw. Josh might have heard about this. Anyway, last one 'standing' wins a grand.

[Kitti]

Bica walks unsuspectingly into a fistful of rancid spaghetti!!

The coke that has gone flat has now become a torpedo spraying everyone in the room!

[James, MSD]

James, finds the case of SPAM and goes searching for Danny. The Spam isn't old mind you it's new and un opened, so it's just as bad as Extra Dog's Tuna. Didn't want to make you guys sick with some Black Moldy SPAM...hehhe

[ExtraDog]

Ewe... Danny picked up dog droppings.


Extradog wings a couple of pickeled eggs at him for good measure.

[Kidkoder]

Kidkoder stalks James stalking Danny...
And nails him with 10 thousand-and-one-year-old eggs at him!

[DannyB]

Git'em Kidkoder!

DannyB Scoops up some disgusting muck from the floor and sprays the entire room with "HF" stew surpise!

[Kitti]

Kitti grabs the mystery stew from the very back of the fridge....loads it onto the catapult and launches it into the air into the ceiling fan! Ha! Got everybody! :D

[DannyB]

DannyB slings a load of bannana pudding left over from last thanksgiving and nails Extradog in the chest!:chef:

[ExtraDog]

Extradog throws a fruitcake up in the air, it breaks off one of the ceiling fan blades and then lands on Kittik's big toe.

Awwwww... that's gotta hurt...!!!

[ExtraDog]

Where's Putts!?

Pay no attention to that jug of chunky milk I'm holding behind my back.

[DannyB]

That's a good question. *grabs a pawful of mayo and goes off to find putts*

[vydana]

sneaks quietly to the fridge...grabs a bowl of molded mushy over cooked asparagus, mixes it with orange juice and milk...shakes it up to make some nice mush....

sneaks up behind DannyB and dumps it on him :D

[Kitti]

Ooooh.....meatloaf! We haven't had that in about a month! Ewe....it's that old. Hmmm, sounds good. Grabs meatloaf and nails Vy while she is laughing at Dan's ikky dilema! :D

[DannyB]

DannyB goes for the secret weapon: The fermented orange juice and loads up his super soaker squirt rifle and hammers Low_overhead while laughing hysterically!:gunner:

[vydana]

ACK!! flings macaroni and cheese at KittiK

[vydana]

hey, no fair, everyone ganging up on me..I so need an ally :P

*grabs meat loaf that KittiK threw at me and flings it back at DannyB*

[ExtraDog]

Extradog; rummaging through his fridge..

Yuck! I mean honestly, who saves left over Captain Crunch? ....not so crunchy anymore ...heh heh he...

Wizzes soggy breakfast fare at DannyB. Oooohhhh... right in the ear..
:bullseye:

[putts]

*hears of Dog's planned assassination and beats him to the grassy knoll where he proceeds to pelt him with brown moldy brussel sprouts soaked in liver gravy and shot out of his miniature potato gun*

well, do you feel lucky punk, do ya?

[DannyB]

*watches putts walking toward Extradog and carefully takes aim*

"There you are, Putts, where've you been hiding? I knew you couldn't hide forever! Take that!"

*flings rotton cabbage at putts and nails him in the back*

[DannyB]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
Extradog; rummaging through his fridge..

Yuck! I mean honestly, who saves left over Captain Crunch? ....not so crunchy anymore ...heh heh he...

Wizzes soggy breakfast fare at DannyB. Oooohhhh... right in the ear..
:bullseye:

Yum! Cap'n Crunch!

[ExtraDog]

Ha! But Putts fails to notice the jug of rancid milk that Extradog placed precariously over the door leading into the food fight thread. The dog laughs maniacally as the jug disgorges its chunky goodness onto Putt's head. Mwwwwaaahahahahahah...!!! :evilsnik:

[vydana]

*finds fruit salad with rotten moldy whiped cream in it....flings it at Putts*

[DannyB]

DannyB grabs a handful of old lazagne hamburger helper and zings it at putts, but someone foresaw the tragic event and told him to duck and it hit Extradog square on the forehead and began to run down his face. :P

[DannyB]

Vy didn't see DannyB sneaking around the corner with a fistful of fury. Yep! you know it! Cantelope!

*the cantelope explodes with impact on Vy's side.

[Kram]

Kram appears armed to the teeth and unloads a whole assortment of cakes and creams into the sky and watches it fall like napalm!!

[vydana]

ARGH!!! Not cantelope... *takes Danny's Squirt gun, fills it with Pickle juice and starts getting Danny*

KRAM!!! ....better be careful and watch your back here :P

[Kram]

thanks Vy, but im prett sure ill be ok, im a veteran of the great 1999 food fight in 'Nam'...well i saw it on tv

[Kitti]

Originally posted by Low_Overhead
hey, no fair, everyone ganging up on me..I so need an ally :P


Seriously Vy....Can you honestly think that you could *sneak* into room with food flying everywhere and not get hit? ;)

And speaking of Krams back....Kitti finds a treasure trove of goodies buried in the veggie bin of her fridge....Slimy rotten tomatoes go flying at Kram and splatter allover his nice clean shirt!!!

[Kram]

I just bought this shirt! me = mad...


Krams fills up a super soaker with stale gravey and unloads at Kitti

[ExtraDog]

Fresh meat...!!! No that's not what I'm throwing Kram (you wish), that's what you are!

Extradog pelts Kram with slimy rotten avacados and cucumbers from his veggie bin of funk.

[Kitti]

Ha! Kitti sees it coming and ducks....only to slip and fall in the slush that was the floor. Wow...look what I found...someone has dropped some old mushy Watermelon....Kitti flings it up and Kram hitting him in the chest! Peices splatter and hit ExtraDog in the face as well.

[ExtraDog]

Extradog grabs the pack of green bologna and unleashes a volly of green lunch meat frisbees at Kittik. :barf:

[Kram]

Kram realises the severity of what dog has launched, jumps in the way of the violent bologna, and saves Kitti...


"i was a goner anyway...*cough...tell my dog i love him"


(over dramatised scene)

[Kram]

Kram stops daydreaming and lets Kitti get whacked

[Kitti]

Originally posted by Kram
Kram realises the severity of what dog has launched, jumps in the way of the violent bologna, and saves Kitti...


"i was a goner anyway...*cough...tell my dog i love him"


(over dramatised scene)

And the Oscar goes to....;)




In pure defense Kitti dumps a giant bowl of leftover banana pudding on ExtraDog's head, then she turns around and squirts Kram in the face with a moldy lemon...stings donnit?

[vydana]

Originally posted by Kram
Kram realises the severity of what dog has launched, jumps in the way of the violent bologna, and saves Kitti...


"i was a goner anyway...*cough...tell my dog i love him"


(over dramatised scene)

hehehehehehe, that was great :D:D


*does the classic thing from the tv shows... grabs a half dozen tomatoes and starts launching them at Kittik*

[Kram]

Kram rinses his eyes, gets a blurry view of what he thinks is Kitti, then throws a wide variety of cheese directly at her...

Upon a further clearing of his eyes, Kram realises he threw the cheese at a tree...BLAST!!

[Kitti]

haha! But Vy fails to realize that cherry tomatoes have little effect and Kitti grabs some nearby 'gunk' off the floor and splashes her in the face!


Yeah Kram...those trees can be tricky :D

[Kram]

well your just lucky, that parmasan cheese can be really hard!

Kram feels like Vy has been neglected for a little while, and throws a pile of coleslaw at her

[ExtraDog]

Kram, hit her with a jar of that nasty Vegemite crap.

[vydana]

That's it guys it's war now...um..not that it wasn't before...

*flings tuna salad at Kram hits him right in the face...then quickly grabs a pile of cottage cheese and nabs Kittik right in the face also ...goes looking for SPAM! on the floor from earlier..finds it mushed up with the icky meatloaf...dives for it all dramatic and war like...grabs two handfuls and flings one at Kram and Kittik*

Take that!! :D

[Kitti]

Ewwwwww, SPAM and meatloaf? Hmmmm, Kitti looks around and sees something sitting on the counter.....thick melted vanilla ice cream. Kitti chases Vy and dumps it on her head and laughs hysterically as it runs down here face!
Bwhahahaha! :D

[Kram]

Kram clears off the war damage inflicted by Vy, and lobs a few jars a vegimite back in her direction.
"Thanks for the idea Dog, this stuff is nasty"

[vydana]

*ducks and watches Vegemite hit Kittik*

muwahahahahaha :D

[Kitti]

opens the fridge to see what else she can throw, Kitti notices a pack of hot dog that are marching around on the bottom and decides to throw these up into what's left of the ceiling fan and hides under the table.....dodge that!! :D

[ExtraDog]

Where's Danny, I just found some spoiled raw chicken wings! :devil:

[Kram]

Kram runs his finger along the floor, takes a little taste of the mix....



I cant feel my legs

[ExtraDog]

There's probably a cure for cancer in all that mold on the floor!

[DannyB]

DannyB climbs out from under a table flinging spoonfuls of chocolate moose surprise at anything that moves nailing several unsuspecting posters!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

[Bica]

Boy do you guys REEK

why's everyone looking at me like that?

[vydana]

*flings banana mush stuff at Bica* :P

[DannyB]

"Boy do you guys REEK" Bica says as a spoonful of sludge hammers him.

[ExtraDog]

Damn, and I was saving these for Danny...
Extradog starts shoveling rotten chicken wings onto Bica.

[vydana]

*thows potato salad at Danny* ...sorry I neglected you for so long :D

[Kram]

Althoug all this food isnt making me very hungry, Im going to lunch...

ie. am having a shower and reloading for about an hour

[ExtraDog]

Hey guys, is that quivering stinky lump over there in the corner what's left of Bica?

[DannyB]

DannyB finds a potful of some primordial ooze lookin' sludge and there's really no telling what it once was and slings it in the main groups general direction all over the floor and the entire group begins to slip and fall into the slop that once was the floor.

[vydana]

there's only one way to tell ExtraDog *throws a spare tomato at him to see if he moves*

[DannyB]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
Hey guys, is that quivering stinky lump over there in the corner what's left of Bica?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ExtraDog]

Wow, this place is so rank, I can fart and nobody will even notice...!!! :fart:

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuppp....

[DannyB]

puts in the lynyrd skynyrd CD and cranks up the jam box!

OOOOO OOO that smell!
Can'tcha smell that smell!

OOOOO OOO that smell!
The smell that surrounds you!


Like KittiK said, Extradog, It's all you cuz!

[ExtraDog]

Originally posted by DannyB
Like KittiK said, Extradog, It's all you cuz!

Just like a woman to blame it on the dog...!!!

:P

[DannyB]

Sees Gildash peeking in and hammers him with a pile of sludge from the floor! Kersplat! right in the face!

What a shot!

[Bica]

At this point, Bica shakes off the pile of food. Calmly but surely walks over to the thermostat and turns the temperature way down and breaks off the handle so it can't be changed. And quickly walks out of the room. :sneaky:

[DannyB]

but Bica slips on the sludge on the floor and doesn't quite reach the door before getting it from all sides!

[Bica]

Bica quickly grasps the doorway and pulls himself out on his stomach, leaving all else to fight amongst themselves, and forget about Bica while his master plan begins to take effect :devil:

[putts]

Feeling cornered by the two texans, Putts pulls out his bow and Squid-Eye tip arrows and fires two arrows directly at the two texans nailing them right between the eyes permanently cementing the Squid Eyes in their foreheads.

He then grabs the legs from the squid and proceeds to knock the Texans together with whip-like actions.

With the Texans standing wearily in the middle of the cafeteria, Putts takes the remaining scraps of the squid and smears it between the Texans and as it hardens the Texans find themselves stuck together in a squiddy mess.

The moral of the story, kids, never tag-team the Putts. :bash:

[DannyB]

The two Texans come to their senses and run away from putts. "Man, that dude's serious, ain't he?!"

Hey Extradog, help me with this 55 gallon drum of mystery stew. Let's teach old putts how it works in the real world.

Don't mess with Texas!

[Bica]

In the meanwhile: Off somewhere that nobody else knows where it is, Bica and Kram discuss the master plan....

Kram, stick with me on this one buddy ;)

[DannyB]

Hey everyone, we should grab what we can carry and run over to HTML Page Layout and sling some sludge at some unsuspecting web designers. They'll never see it coming! :D

We might even run into Ian or Kevin on the way!

[vydana]

GENIUS idea there Danny :D:D

[DannyB]

Vy Sqeeeeeeeels as DannyB splatts her with blackened cottage cheese ( at least I think that's what it is )

[vydana]

hahahahhahaah

*lets out an uber-squeel as I grab the icky vegemite off the floor and fling it back at Danny*

[Kram]

Originally posted by Bica
In the meanwhile: Off somewhere that nobody else knows where it is, Bica and Kram discuss the master plan....

Kram, stick with me on this one buddy ;)

as the master plan comes into play, Kram and Bica form small and sleeck little grins on their faces

[vydana]

*bats eyes at Kram* ...Kram...dear...did I ever tell you how neat you are....soooo... can I get in on this plan? :D

[Kram]

Vy my dear, flirting will get you everwhere! ;)

[vydana]

WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!

[Kram]

well, to be honest there is no plan, Bica and I were enforcing a psychological experiment that persued the minds exploration of threat.


or maybe it was just a bluff




or maybe im bluffing about bluffing



or maybe...you get the picture

[vydana]

and I fell for it, didn't I...

*throws a banana cream pie at Kram* :P

Sorry, couldn't resist :D

Well, I'm off to bed now :)

[Kitti]

Originally posted by Kram
well, to be honest there is no plan, Bica and I were enforcing a psychological experiment that persued the minds exploration of threat.


or maybe it was just a bluff




or maybe im bluffing about bluffing



or maybe...you get the picture

Kram...you shouldn't do that! It's not fair to Vy! :D

and Vy....hit and run? hmmm, keep doing that and you'll find sour cream in your pillow! :D

[Kram]

this is war Kitti, anything goes...

i may regret saying that

[Kitti]

yes you will.....oh yes. You will. ;)

[vydana]

no..you see, I knew it was an expirement...I was playing along, and the whole time having my own little experiment thing...yes, that's it...I swear...really. Stop looking at me like I'm gullable!!

[vydana]

err I type to slow, that was supposed to be after that other comment by kittik

Meanwhile...*throws some Kram and toast at Kittik*

I really hope that makes sense to someone else...because it was funny in my head :D

[Kitti]

Kitti sprays remaining posters with the really thick egg nog left over from last Christmas!

[vydana]

throws week old salmon that was left in the sun at kittik :D

[Kitti]

ewwwwwwww! Kitti throws some slimy furry onions back at Vy!

[Kitti]

I hope Kate doesn't show up and rain chocolate thunder down on us!! :rofl:

[vydana]

*tackles kittik plopping down into a mushy pile of...well, I don't know what, but it's stinky* :P

[Bica]

* a low squeeking can now be hard in the distance, nobody really pays attention as it's not an imminent threat. It starts to get louder, but the constant threat of 3 month old fruit salad looms and that is of much more concern.















Suddenly and without warning, the squeeking stops. There is the smell of doom in the air. An eary silence comes over the food soldiers. The double doors at one end of the room slam open. There bica stands, in front of a gigantic vat, so big that even on wheels it took Bica, Kram and Josh to pull it to where it needed to be.

DannyB begins to chuckle.... 'what, are we supposed to be scared?"

As he finishes saying this, Kram hand bica the hose and begins to turn the valve to open. a liquidy chocolate begins to coat the entire room in front of bica. By the time the vat is completely empty and everything.... everything is completely coated with chocolate.
DannyB runs his finger along KittiKs nose and then licks the chocolate from his finger. "And this is the master plan?" Suddenly he begins to realize what happens when the chocolate is exposed to the now below freezing temperature of the room....

Kram and Bica stand their slyly with smirks on their face until it seems that everyone has began to harden into giant chocolate covered people.

Bica: "Vy, release the hounds" :P


"Oh and Kram, by the way.... RUN"

[vydana]

:rofl: ...*releases the hounds*

[Kitti]

Kitti uses her free nose to wiggle some chocolate off her face. As the Chocolate falls off she finds that she can now move her head....hurry the hounds are closing in....wiggling desperately she begins to loose her balance. Seeing a window of opportunity she launches herself over and falls into DannyB breaking the chocolate bonds. Realizing all the food is now frozen it has become a challenge to find something to throw back. Then she sees it.....Jello. She runs quickly to the bowl and begins to defend herself from the dogs.....


Kram...get out from behind me!

[Bica]

:rofl: free nose, I knew i should have not given you an out ;) by the way this is all in your head, when me and kram started running we got far away from you guys ;)

[Kram]

oh man lucky i kept my mouth shut for the whole time this was happening.

Josh and Iar like those goons that the evil villan(bica) hires to push big vats of chocolate around...then we run

[Kitti]

Originally posted by Bica
by the way this is all in your head
Yeah, my shrink's been telling me that too....I don't believe him either! :D

[Bica]

yea, I'm not even sure how I involved Josh in this...


just remember, the evil villian buys the first three rounds ;)


And KittiK don't worry, **it's not liek this is a conspiracy or anything**
<<twilight zone music>>

[Bica]

Oh Kram, by the way, If I ever get down that way.... way down that way... I will buy the first round, I think I would enjoy hanging out with you two "wild and crazy guys". You'd fit in real well with most of the guys up here.

[Kram]

thanks champ, if im ever up your way then ill do the same

[Kram]

I think this is one fo those threads that was created on a sugar high, then everynoe just goes to sleep when all the energy runs out

[Bica]

Well, one of three things could have happend.


1) They're running from the hounds :D
2) The hounds got them :P
3) They are all stuck in place:P

[Kram]

ill take option number 2 thanks

[Bica]

I was kinda imagining them all stuck in place, now that gives me a laugh.... almost as much as extradogs post in the homestar thread

[ExtraDog]

While everyone sleeps Extradog busts through the door riding a Zamboni and prepares the room for round 2. :cool:

[Kidkoder]

Kidkoder arrives with fresh steaks and throws them around, tricking the hounds into chewing everyone free.
He then proceeds to turn around, towards the door, and fling 15,000 rotten, moldy, 3-week-old, devilled egg-grenades at the group of guests passing through on the way to the Word Disassociation Thread.

[DannyB]

scene: As the group breaks free of the frozen chocolate the room erupts in chaos once more and the battle rages on as if nothing had ever happened.

Meanwhile, Kevin, Blueangel and RobRoyRogers stagger out of the open Bar thread for a visit to the restroom and accidentally walk unsuspectingly into the cafeteria by mistake. No one even notices them, at first. As they concentrated on keeping their footing on the slime covered floor....

Kevin: "OMG! Look at this mess!
Blueangel: "...and that smell! EEEEEEEEWE YUK!"
RobRoyRogers:: "Hey! who hit me with that egg salad?"
Kevin: "I think it was that DannyB that got ya Rob."

Rob wastes no time in getting even and joins the ranks of the food warriors. Retaliation on Rob results in the other two getting nailed as well. They soon found themselves in the heat of the battle.

Just then Agent shows up with a cart full of old, moldy, half eaten, Birthday Cakes and unloads it at the Group!

The battle rages on....

[Kitti]

Kitti throws rancid tuna salad and nails cheryl, bassrek and Spire! Grandam's potato salad is next in line....it's not old....but it's better as ammo anyway!

[Kidkoder]

Using the 200 eggs left from pelting the guests, Kidkoder succeeds in knocking RobRoyRodgers to the slimy, greasy, moldy ground.

[DannyB]

KidKoder doesn't see DannyB sneaking up behind him with a bucket of what used to be goulache.....uh, oh, spaghettio!

Woooops! There's some still stuck in the bottom!

*scoops it out and flings it at KittiK*

What a shot!

[Kitti]

Oh! That's just icky!! Had my mouth open and everything! I was too busy laughing at KidKoder to see it comming! Hey Dan....you know that fish we had last week? You wear it well!

[DannyB]

Thank you, so much. :D

:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:

[putts]

Waiting for everyone to forget about you : 1 day away from thread
1 dozen swallows: $25
6 troughs of pig slop: $24
Watching all your forum peeps get covered in pig slop like a nasty version of a Nickelodeon Show : priceless

*remember, it's not as much where the bird husks it - it's a sheer weight to mass ratio*

[DannyB]

I think I saw Putts getting slopped a couple of times as well, come to think of it! :D

[Kitti]

You know what! That's it....it's the last time I invite all you people to my house for a food fight! You all leave and then who gets to clean up this mess? ME...that's who! No fair!!! Not only that....ExtraDog broke my ceiling fan and left Dog droppings all over the place!!! I mean Kitti litter is one thing...but Dog droppings? Come on!! You guys get your butts back here and clean this mess up!!!!

:rofl:

[ExtraDog]

Extradog looks gives Kittik one of those guilty dog glances and starts licking himself in strange places.

[DannyB]

:rofl:

[Kitti]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
Extradog looks gives Kittik one of those guilty dog glances and starts licking himself in strange places.

Don't eat it Steve!! :D

[ExtraDog]

Sorry, It's those Beggin' Strips. I just can't get that taste out of my mouth!

[DannyB]

Here then, try some of this vegemite! :D

[ExtraDog]

I'll stick with my natto beans. :barf:

[Kitti]

Sorry guys, but I can't resist.....While all of you are off minding your own business, Kitti takes this weeks leftovers that she's had buried in the backyard for good measure and smack each and everyone of you in the face!!
There....I feel much better now.

**that's what you get for making me clean up this mess!**

[nilsmo]

But Kitti throws badly!!
And I give some dirty water colored like candy!
And extradog, man he just drinks some of the ink that I put in a glass.

[DannyB]

DannyB sneaks back in and pelts the entire room with rancid sour krout!:D :D :D

[nilsmo]

But that is nothing compared to the coating of tapioca and custard Nilsmo put on!

[nilsmo]

But that is nothing compared to the coating of tapioca and custard Nilsmo put on!

[DannyB]

DannyB scoops a handful of muck off of the floor and wings it across the room at nilsmo who ducks just in time and it nails Kitti in the back of the head.

Kitti: ooooooh, you got it in my hair!

DannyB: Mwahahahahahaha!

[nilsmo]

DannyB's lafter abruptly stops as 5 year old melted cheese is pelted at his mouth.:gunner:

[DannyB]

DannyB: ooooo ya gah ih ihn mah mouh.....

DannyB spits it directly into nilsmo's face.

DannyB: Bullseye!

*runs off to brush teeth*

[nilsmo]

Nilsmo, as usual, dodges and quickly puts some sour milk into the bristles of the toothbrush.

[DannyB]

nils tries to dodge but got nailed anyway!

[nilsmo]

ahahahahaaaaa, DannyB's eyes are getting just a bit rusty. And your eyes are also about to be filled with oatmeal.

[ExtraDog]

Extradog leads a troop of specially trained, poo flinging monkies into the room. :monkey::monkey::monkey::monkey::monkey:

GET NILSMO...!!!

Oh, the humanity..!!

I've never seen that much poo on one person before. :barf:

[ExtraDog]

Extradog feeling satisfied calmly leaves the room and shuts the door unmolested by flying food or other assorted debris.

[Kitti]

A ghostly figure appears in front of ExtraDog preventing him from leaving the room entirely. With a wicked bout of laughter, the figure covers him in slime that smells strangely like stew.....

[ExtraDog]

Arrggggg, I feel so funky.

[Kitti]

<dare>Whassamader Dog.....can't fight back? </dare>

[ExtraDog]

What kind of idiot would get into a food fight with a ghost? :o

[Kitti]

Are you afraid of the big bad poltergeist?
Besides, you guys killed me off in a different thread...not this one.

And about the idiot thing....why do you feel the need to leave yourself wide open for insult? But I am a sweet person and I will refrain from saying something like.....isn't it obvious that it would be you? That would just be rude ;)

[ExtraDog]

*Extradog gives the signal*

Suddenly Kittik is bombarded with monkey poo from every direction.

Let me introduce you to the poo-crew.
:monkey::monkey::monkey::monkey::monkey:

[Kitti]

please be specific....in which dimension is poo a food?

[ExtraDog]

Oh, I forgot
...You wouldn't understand... It's a dog thing. :P

[Kitti]

yeah, don't make me throw cat litter in your face!! ;)

[ExtraDog]

Actually that's a k-9 delicacy.

*Remember kids.. don't invite someone to a food fight if you're not sure what they eat.*

[Kitti]

Fine, all's fair in love and food fights....


Kitti grabs the left over chicken and dumplings,rolls them into balls, dips them in cat litter and takes out each poo flinging monkey....saving the biggest for Ed! Oooooo, right in the forehead!

[ExtraDog]

I wonder if cats like dog-litter as much as dogs like cat-litter?

*Extradog grabs a big chunck of DogLitter (http://www.doglitter.com) and nails kittik in the back knocking off some of the fizzing stuff from Athalus's thing.*

[ExtraDog]

*Extradog nudges Kittik's prone body with a stick to see why she hasn't moved after the doggielitter smack down*

[nilsmo]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
Extradog leads a troop of specially trained, poo flinging monkies into the room. :monkey::monkey::monkey::monkey::monkey:

GET NILSMO...!!!

Oh, the humanity..!!

I've never seen that much poo on one person before. :barf:

Extradog i think you are looking at the wrong person. That is DannyB. I think the problem here is that your eyes are filled with yoghurt.
To bad your eyes are bad...
The crude meat is heading towards you too...
And I got some bananas. The poo crew love them. Would it be okay if I show you some tricks I can do with the poo crew which is aboeying all instructions from me.
----
in which dimension is poo a food?
----
You want food?
You got food!
You know, look behind you.



The ninja, nilsmo, is faster than the speed of light! Take that, pirate man covered with yoghurt!

[ExtraDog]

Originally posted by nilsmo
The ninja, nilsmo, is faster than the speed of light! Take that, pirate man covered with yoghurt!

What..? are you on team rocket or something?

*Extradog whizzes the box of arm & hammer from the back of the fridge at nilsmo and hits him with the essence absorbed from 4 years of leftovers.*

:P

[nilsmo]

Eyes, eyes, extradog.
DannyB is the guy you are pelting.
Now let's put a little shampoo on your special hair!
*puts rice on hair*
Nice warm, yes, yes

[DannyB]

DannyB walks in to find Nilsmo in complete denial that he is being barraged. :confused:

[nilsmo]

I think you should stop, drop, and roll, DannnyB. It may be helpful in order to get rid of that layer of food you have on.

[DannyB]

I think you are delusional

[nilsmo]

Man, you're EVEN WORSE than I thought. All those burritos must have gotten to your brain. *lurches leftover burritos at DannyB*

[DannyB]

DannyB unloads a bucket full of vegemite on Nilsmo's head!

Mwahahahahaha!

[butterfly]

a pumpkin pie, bleuberry pie cherry pie,
apple pie, saskatoon pie, lemon meringue pie on Danny Bs head hehe

[DannyB]

Yum, It's even fresh!

[ExtraDog]

We should invite butterfly to more food fights. :cool:

[butterfly]

thanks:) :) ;) ;) :D :D :cool: :cool: :rocker: :rocker: :angel::angel:and
etradog is given a banna craem pie.

[DannyB]

Hey I want some more pie!

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

well, I've got raspberry, cranberry, strawberry, orange, and chocolat fudge cream pie. do you want them?

[ExtraDog]

Thank you butterfly.

*Extradog empties his can of redi-whip on top of butterfly's head and puts a cherry on top*

[butterfly]

Where are the sprinkel?

*butterfly dumps a choclate smoothie,a banna smoothie,a triple berry smoothie,a strawberry-banna smoothie,and a kiwi -strawberrysmoothie,on extradogs head.:D :D

[DannyB]

Thank God for Butterfly!

[butterfly]

why

*Danny B gets a banna cream pie on his haed put there buy butterfly

[ExtraDog]

Originally posted by butterfly
Where are the sprinkel?

*butterfly dumps a choclate smoothie,a banna smoothie,a triple berry smoothie,a strawberry-banna smoothie,and a kiwi -strawberrysmoothie,on extradogs head.:D :D


*Extradog throws a hand full of sprinkles at butterfly*

Okay... Okay.. Stop-it..... That's COLD...!!! Here's your sprinkles!

[butterfly]

thank you and here are the four soothies
I mist erlyer.

[DannyB]

DannyB walks by and sees Lizzy peeking in the room and nails her with a fist full of rotten watermelon!:D

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
Thank you butterfly.

*Extradog empties his can of redi-whip on top of butterfly's head and puts a cherry on top*

why does she get the redi-whip and the cherry? I gave you the pies.

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! *Lizzy hurls a fist full of over-ripe raspberries at Danny*

[DannyB]

Danny chunks the leftover pumpkin pie from last thanks giving at lizzy ".....HAH! take that"

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

*digs in back of fridge, comes out with waaaaay old leftover, takes huge breath, pops lid and hurls contents at Danny.*

[butterfly]

I think this is over 6 years old .
*butterfly dumps it on Lizzy's head, the put rotten redi-wip and over ripe raseberries.*

[DannyB]

Good shot Butterfly!

[ExtraDog]

Are you going to just sit there and take that Lizzy?

*Sits back and offers to share his popcorn with DannyB*

[nilsmo]

*Nilsmo takes popcorn and dumps it over Extradog's head*

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

*takes Butterfly's backpack, puts on gas mask and gloves, then proceeds to throw the contents of the numerous ziplock bags (namely over-year-old sandwiches) at Butterfly.*

[DannyB]

Don't let her get away with that Butterfly!

*heads to the snack bar to pick up more pop corn*

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

*runs over and swipes Danny's popcorn.*

[DannyB]

Ahhh well,...*turns around to go get more...*

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

*starts pelting Danny with popcorn.*

[DannyB]

DannyB grabs the fire extinguisher and unleashes it's awsome power in Lizzy's direction. :P

[nilsmo]

Meanwhile, Nils throws the platter of lasagna over DannyB's head.

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

*uses popcorn bowl to deflect and redirect the fire extinguisher spray*

[nilsmo]

But the popcorn bowl is leaking orange juice! Ho ho ho !

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

*drops the bowl and hides behind the lunch covered Butterfly.*

[DannyB]

*crowd clapping wildly*

Bravo.....Bravo....Hey pass that popcorn over here....

[butterfly]

what am I suposed to do put marshmallow car down her shirt??:confused: :confused:

[ExtraDog]

Sure, why not... You've gotta do something..!!

[DannyB]

'skittum!

[DannyB]

Hey, isn't that Gregory sneaking around in the hallway?

*DannyB grabs two fistfulls of muck from the cafeteria floor and nails the unsuspecting GregB right between the shoulder blades.....ooooooooh, what a shot! :D

[GregB]

Oddly enough Danny, that exact thing happened today at school (well with a brownie though). Then I tried to throw a brownie back, but Mor got in the way and it hit her. She got pissed, tried to *kick me*, I grabbed her ankle before it got *there*, and she scratched me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/morrowasted/scratch.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/morrowasted/scatch2.jpg

Anyway. *Throws brownie at Danny*

[ExtraDog]

Ewwww.. gregory's gonna get cooties..!!

Lucky for you it wasn't my daughter, she'd have stabbed you with a pencil. :shady:

[GregB]

I already had Mor's cooties from er... other stuff :P.

Sounds like a violent child ;).

[ExtraDog]

Well, she does have a temper. She got sent to detention for a few days last week for stabbing some guy with a pen that was getting up in her face. :rolleyes:

[DannyB]

:rofl:

[butterfly]

lets put cookie crumbs down danny b neck:) :) :D :D :( :( :cool: :cool: :rocker: :rocker: :rofl: :rofl:

* butterfly put a holl bunch of cookie crumbs down Danny B's neck*

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

I hope those aren't the same kind of cookies we had at grandma's.

[DannyB]

that doesn't sound good!

[butterfly]

they are not they are fig cookie crumbs

[ExtraDog]

*Extradog is over in the corner mixing some tuna with Ex-Lax* :evilsnik:

Heeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty..

[GregB]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
*Extradog is over in the corner mixing some tuna with Ex-Lax* :evilsnik:

Heeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty..

*Greg is over in the corner mixing some pudding with Viagra* :evilsnik:*

Bwahahahahhaha.

[DannyB]

What do you intend to do with that concoction Greg?

[Ninkasi]

ATTACK!!!!

Ninkasi throws all the old carrots, tuna pasta and bananas at anyone that moves! ha!

[DannyB]

DannyB spots Ninkasi just before he pelts the entire room and watches helplessly as the old carrots, tuna pasta and bananas go flying in the general direction of anything that moved.

The once quiet room erupts with a torrential spray of muck and madness and a few grotesque chicken parts. Poor Ninkasi had no idea until it was too late. :D

[GregB]

Originally posted by DannyB
What do you intend to do with that concoction Greg?

*sneaks pudding onto another brownie and throws at Danny*

[ExtraDog]

*Extradog is deeply disturbed that Gregory is trying to slip Danny some Viagra*

:supereek:

[DannyB]

:rofl:

[GregB]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
*Extradog is deeply disturbed that Gregory is trying to slip Danny some Viagra*

:supereek:

'Twas the implied joke ;).

[ExtraDog]

Holy crap...!!! Look what I just found lurking in the back of my crisper..!!

It's exquisite! http://home.hot.rr.com/corleys/images/emoticons/pirate_sick.gif

*Extradog nails Kittik in the back of the noggin' with the mutated eggplant to welcome her back.*

[Kitti]

Ewwwwwwww/hack/cough......*runs away to go take a shower*

That was just gross ED! Hmmmm, Kitti goes diggin' in the trash and scoops out the muck that was deposited in the cleaning out of the fridge......loads it into the catapult and sends it flyin' across the room nailing ED right in the face!


Oh man, I'm sorry! I should have warned you first....you had your mouth open and everything!! Guess you shouldn't have been laughing at me!

[DannyB]

Man! This is great entertainment......Get her ED! ;)

[Kidkoder]

Hey, Dad...
Lemme through, I gotta go to the bathroom...

[Kitti]

hehe...you're trapped now bucko!
Hold 'em Dan!!
Ready....Aim......Fire!!

Rancid Gummi Bears go flying at KidKoder!!

[ExtraDog]

*Finally his dreams of combining a mechanical chicken seperator with a tennis ball machine being realized Extradog lets loose a volly of 70 mph chicken parts on the room.*

[ExtraDog]

Just as I suspected! Everyone ran screaming from the room when faced with the awesome power of the Chickatron 2000.
:bullseye:

[butterfly]

what about me i have the awesome power of the Chickatron 999 999 999 999 999 999 999.

[DannyB]

and I have a fifty five gallon drum of "super yuk" hehehe...Take that!

*uses super strength to hurl the entire contents at everyone at once!*

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

I've got a HUGE supersoaker FULL of undiluted Mr.clean-lysol mix. *squirts it all over the goo caking the room careful not to hit any one.*

[ExtraDog]

*Blows whistle*
Time out..!!

<EchoRefVoice>Penalty on Lizzy-of-Dab.... Using a nonfood substance in a food fight.</EchoRefVoice>

*Other ref walks over*
mumble mumble... she didn't really hit anybody... mumble ..well rules are rules.. mumble mumble..

<EchoRefVoice>The penalty stands, Everybody in the room gets a free shot at Lizzy</EchoRefVoice>

[Kitti]

Free shot? A free shot? Yay! Kitti takes out bag of old Halloween candy she stole from the kids last year...you know the one that's been hidden in the rafters of the attic all this time.....she throws handfuls of old melted chocolate and moldy marshmellow candy at Lizzy!!

[DannyB]

Free shot? I'm in! *chunks some sludge from the floor at Liz*

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away, arms over head, screaming*

[GameSnaKe]

*Stands around dumbfounded.*

[ExtraDog]

*ExtraDog launches the ancient and mysterious fruitcake at dumfounded bystanders.*

[GameSnaKe]

*Gets hit*

I hate my life.

[DannyB]

wow! this is more fun than a bag full of rattlesnakes! :D

[Kitti]

Can I make some Rattlesnake Chili!?!

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

What's it taste like?

[DannyB]

chikin! :D

[Kidkoder]

What if the machines didn't know what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes linke everything?

[DarthMaul]

Mouse:"Y'know what that reminds me of?
Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?"
Switch:"No, but technically niether did you."

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

*Lizzy, on a sgar high, grabbes a box of Shreddies, opens the box, rips the bag open and dumps the entire bag of shredded wheat squares on DarthMaul's mouse's head.*

[DannyB]

"Hmmmm....I haven't chunked stuff at anyone in a long time".

*...digging through the bottom of the fridge, discovers some old tomatoes.*

"oooooh, a four pack. These will do nicely".

*....unloads them at the unsuspecting posters in the word games forum and ducks behind the drinking fountain to avoid retaliation.*

[ExtraDog]

Little does Danny suspect that the drinking fountain is actually a nuclear-spam bomb disguised as a drinking fountain...

***Dog hits the speed-dial number for the drop-cell triggering device***

Danny dissapears in a blinding flash of pink meat.

:devil:

[DannyB]

*but no one realized that DannyB was using his 'super -peer into the futere power' and quickly transported to a safe distance just behind ED and nails him with a pot of nato beans*

"Take that, you Dawg"!

[Kidkoder]

Just as ExtraDog gets beaned with the nato beans,
Kidkoder sneaks up behind with a potful of month-old Dwarven Potluck Surprise and dumps it down the back of his shirt.
:O@

[Juparis]

Aha! My turn... *evil grin, hand scuffling, left eyebrow raised, evil chuckle*

*Juparis reaches into the far reaches of the back of the fridge, where not even that eternal light at the top can reach. Something claws at his arm, but he pulls it out and shuts it back into the container until bringing it safely here*

Eat rotten, blackened, liquified and congealed chicken!:O@ Ahahahaha!!! *chucks the monster straight at DannyB

[DannyB]

Oh, That's it! You asked for it!

*rummages around the fridge and finds some month old left overs that semi-sorta-like resembles spaghetti.*

Ahaaaaa, you should try my wife's spaghetti!

*hurls a handful in the direction of juparis' laughter. The laughter stops abruptly as the slop makes impact.*

Heh, heh, So how do you like it? :D

[Juparis]

*begins to gag, but quickly recovers with more dark-fridge shuffling*

Hmm.. I know I left him in here somewhere... Aha! Born in ancient times, but concealed in a red container to trap the evil, a furry black unknown dessert peers through the darkness, and..

*slop* splashed and slopped all over DannyB's face!

[Kidkoder]

Why y'all pickin' on Dad?
Why don't you mess with someone half your size?
If you dare!

*Pulls out potato gun filled with potatoes found in McDonalds dumpster after the 'rot scare,' then marinated in sour milk for a week to really bring out it's disgustisity and hurls it at everyone within a 33-foot range via the industrial-speed cieling fan*

Ha, ha, and also, ha!!:D

[ExtraDog]

Extradog grabs an ancient rock-hard 10 lb frozen turkey out of the deep freeze.

He bowls the feet out from under Kidkoder with it landing him squarely under the ceiling fan.

Damn, I should try out for the Olympic curling team.
:evilsnik:

[Kidkoder]

Would that be head hair or back hair that the team curls?

Kikoder uses his little-known phenomenon called the nightcrawler/rift effect to instantaneously teleport
through the Darkforce demension and "bamfs" right behind ExtraDog with a handful of year-old, slimy, mildew-y, fuzzy mystery meat from the shcool cafeteria!

What will he do?
Tune in ne--
Slam it in ED's ear, of course!

[DannyB]

ooooh, that's ugly!

[Juparis]

Muhuahahahah.. You thought moldy food was gross... Here's a real-life surprise:

Month old fries (not refridgerated) that haven't gotten moldy! Just kinda slimy... but that could be Sweet N' Sour sauce...


Nonethless... *chucks the mess at Kidkoder*

[DannyB]

While Juparis is focusing on the KidKoder, DannyB reaches down and scoops a big double handfull of muck from the floor and flings it at him. ooooooooh, that's just nasty...it got all in your hair dude!

[Juparis]

Who said I had hair? At least, not anymore :D

*juparis shaves his head and mixes the hair with some old Creame-of-Chicken mixture he just found in the fridge, chucking it at DannyB at supersonic speeds..* :P

Yuck