Ask A Stupid Question.....

[Kitti]

...Get a stupid answer

If you can come up with a stupid answer to my stupid question then you get the priviledge of asking the next stupid question!

example:
If the question was "Why is the sky blue?"

Then the next poster might answer: "So we will know when to stop mowing." Then post the next question...

**Feel free to be sarcastic, silly, or otherwise retardedly funny...but be nice folks!**


I get to go first so....

"Does every five letter word contain a vowel?"

[DannyB]

...a vowel, a trowel and if wooden, a dowel!

Why do dogs bark?

[Kitti]

because they have four legs, therefore all four legged animals have dogs.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

[DannyB]

OOOOOH! OOOOOH! PICK ME!

whats a computer for, anyway?

[Bica]

so far it seems as though you two could have just had a 30 second conversation and the whole thread would be done :P


I'll get back in this thread later.

[DannyB]

OOOOOH! OOOOOH! PICK ME!

whats a computer for, anyway?

[Kitti]

Originally posted by Bica
so far it seems as though you two could have just had a 30 second conversation and the whole thread would be done :P


:DYes, it would seem that way......but maybe we wanted other to join in this silly conversation, hmmmmm?:D

Originally posted by DannyB
OOOOOH! OOOOOH! PICK ME!

whats a computer for, anyway?

To ask stupid questions at HTMLforums.

Why are we doing this?

[bendman]

Originally posted by KittiK
Why are we doing this?
So you could use your computer :cool:

[althalus]

my stupid question: where's your stupid question, bendman? :D

[Pegasus]

Originally posted by althalus
my stupid question: where's your stupid question, bendman? :D Taking a stupid vacation.

If computers were real, would we be figments of their hard drives?

[Kitti]

Yes, that's where the blue screen of doom came from!

How does the screen turn blue?

[bendman]

The red and yellow goes away!

Why do our butts make pants look big?

[James, MSD]

Because we sit on our asses reading this kind of BS all night. :D

This message brought to you by "peopleagainstBS.org".


Why do pigs not fly, thats what I really what to know?


JNH

[DannyB]

Because their droppings would be deadly! :D


Where's my other shoe?

[James, MSD]

In the floor of your truck next to the keys.

How do I get to the top of mountain?


JNH

[Kitti]

Practice, practice, practice....

Can you kill giant mutant alien bugs with Raid?

[bendman]

Only if you get it from the giant mutant aliens that have to deal with the bugs.

How did they measure the first ruler?

[James, MSD]

Well, it certainly wasn't measured in the metric system :D I'd say it was measured in feet, which wouldn't be very accurate :D.


I see a bright white light, what does it mean?


JNH

[Pegasus]

The oncoming train.

Why are kids such a pain sometimes?

Peg

[Kitti]

Well, it all starts with childbirth.....


If cats are piled on top of one another...is it still considered a dogpile?

[alienfish]

No, a pile of litter

Where's the 'Any' key?

[Bica]

Right under your forehead.


Who really wins when the dog finally catches his tail?

[althalus]

the flea who came with it.

what happens if you light a torch on the dark side of the moon?

[DannyB]

it becomes the dim side of the moon.



how come bandaids don't assist musicians?

[alienfish]

Because they're actually called a plaster.

Why do youths/Students know everything?

[bendman]

Your 16, you should know :P

Why aren't letters twice as big when you hold both shift keys?

[Pegasus]

Because E=M(C squared)

Why does a candle burn shorter when it burns longer?

Peg

[DannyB]

yeah! that's what we need, shifty I's :D

[DannyB]

Originally posted by Pegasus
Because E=M(C squared)

Why does a candle burn shorter when it burns longer?

Peg

So that you can use it to light the next candle, silly. ;)


Which way is it to "Margaritaville"?

[alienfish]

It's that way!

What is the number for 999?

[Pegasus]

1-800-555-1212

Why is it that interchangeable parts won't?

Peg

[alienfish]

It's a government scam!

What is the affect of tripping?

[Kitti]

Alcohol abuse.

What's the deal?

[alienfish]

The best deal in town

Why don't boats sink?

[Kitti]

Now your just 'fishing'....;)

Why aren't ceilings called floors and floors called ceilings?

[James, MSD]

I don't know about you but I hate having all the blood rush to my head, thats why. :D

Does SPAM come in different flavors?


JNH

[DannyB]

Yes! I especially enjoy the peanutbutter and eggs flavor!


Instead of entitling the book "Guiness Book of World Records" why didn't they just call it "HEY! stop doing that!"?

[James, MSD]

Because who doesn't enjoy looking at 30 foot long finger nails or at a pic of a guy with wood board nailed to his face???


Why not wear sun glasses driving at night? I mean it keeps other motorist lights from blinding me. Not to mention how cool I look :D. So what if I hit a few signs or almost killed that old lady at the bus stop, really whats the difference, more pros than cons I say.


I'm just rambling now. :D


JNH

[bendman]

Because the old lady makes the sun glasses :cool:

Why does Ms. Cleo ask to know your name?

[DannyB]

I say "why not?"!



Scooby Doo, where are you?

[Pegasus]

Rinna rathouse racing rice.

Who put the bop in shu-bop, shu-bop?

Peg

[James, MSD]

Cleo, asks for your name, so that the spirits know who you are. No that doesn't work...um cause she needs it to set up an account with her company...sure that ehhh ummm makes even more sense. :D


JNH

[Kitti]

Originally posted by Pegasus
Rinna rathouse racing rice.

Who put the bop in shu-bop, shu-bop?

Peg

The same jerk that put the ram in the ramma lamma ding dong


If Ms. Cleo knows my future...how come she isn't calling me??

[James, MSD]

Because she's out of business. :D :D


How's the public access channel these days, any quality programing? :D


JNH

[bendman]

Because she'd be mean and call collect.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?

[DannyB]

Originally posted by James, MSD
Because she's out of business. :D :D


How's the public access channel these days, any quality programing? :D


JNH


Oh! yeah! all of my favorites!


Do you think there were really any angels in the outfield?

[James, MSD]

I swear there's one in that Tape of Buckner missing that grounder in '87 :D lol. Damn Buckner.


Why is it everytime I try and hold up a convenience store I have to buy something first?


JNH

[DannyB]

Cause it would be too heavy to lift with that item still on the shelf. ;)

what color was George Washington's white horse?

[Pegasus]

Paint.

Why does the shortest distance between two points always have a detour?

Peg

[DannyB]

Don't you remeber the twig of '93 (A Bug's Life)



How did that twig get moved?

[Bica]

Originally posted by James, MSD
I swear there's one in that Tape of Buckner missing that grounder in '87 :D lol. Damn Buckner.


JNH

I knew there was a reason we didn't agree on things.

[James, MSD]

? :D I don't like Buckner, although I feel bad for him. What's wrong with that?


JNH

[Bica]

Damn Buckner

Had/have you pegged as a sox fan. They don't like him either :P

[James, MSD]

I like the under dog.


You a yankee's fan or what?


JNH

[Bica]

Originally posted by James, MSD
I like the under dog.


You a yankee's fan or what?


JNH

Only for the past 19 years or so.

[James, MSD]

I wear a 11 year old NY hat a lot and backwards sometimes :D for many obvious reasons :D lol. See we do have something Semi in common.


JNH

[Pegasus]

Let's go! Blue Jays!

[Bica]

My (newest) Yankees hat is less than a year old, if you lookon the inside you can see what color it's supposed to be. Although now it's fading to a grayish purple with a hint of orange.


bluejays? BLUEJAYS? no comment

[James, MSD]

Yeah, mines now faded yet still a pretty dark purple color :D.

It's the Cheap Version W/plastic adjust, had it pretty much my whole life, never thought about upgrading cause I would never buy a new fitted NY hat...hehe.


JNH

[DannyB]

Originally posted by DannyB
Don't you remeber the twig of '93 (A Bug's Life)



How did that twig get moved?

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

[James, MSD]

"This is Bob Barker reminding you help control the pet population have your pet spade or neutered, good bye everybody" lol

Sorry, pure rambling - this is what I do when I'm very tired.

Besides I don't know how the bloody twig got moved...lol :D.



JNH

[DannyB]

It didn't! it was a twigment of your imagination!


What would happen if all of the smilies attacked at once?

[James, MSD]

Either Mass Murder and Destruction or Happiness through out the world. :D one of the 2.


What about bob? (remember the movie?)


JNH

[DannyB]

He Died, but lived happily ever after.


Why would anyone want to live in a yellow submarine?

[Pegasus]

Originally posted by DannyB
Why would anyone want to live in a yellow submarine? Because it's a good place to roll over, Beethoven.

So, are they green or are they blue?

[Kitti]

depends...on whether you are looking up or down.


Where can I buy tickets for the 'Puts Your Blues On Ice, Cheap At Twice The Price Band'?

[althalus]

email me and i'll come up with a good deal - heck i'll even throw in a rabid polarbear.

who defined time? and why..?




q: how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a: two. one to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

[RobRoyRogers]

The Swiss. Because the guy who counted "one-mississippi, two-mississippi, three-mississippi..." died of hypothermia.

What's the deal with neckties?

[DannyB]

Originally posted by RobRoyRogers
The Swiss. Because the guy who counted "one-mississippi, two-mississippi, three-mississippi..." died of hypothermia.

LOL! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



Originally posted by RobRoyRogers
What's the deal with neckties?


Ahhhhh! The noose that keeps one on the corporate ladder!
They are designed with one sole purpose in mind; To keep you from getting too comfortable at work!

Dude! Where's my car?

[althalus]

on ebay last time i checked.

who did what and when?

[ExtraDog]

Everybody did all that stuff a while a go.

What's that smell?

[Kitti]

It's all you ExtraDog....:D (j/k)

Why is the grass green?

[Pegasus]

Originally posted by KittiK
Why is the grass green? The better to mow it, my dear.

Why are shoelaces so fascinating?

[Kitti]

Because the shoe fits.

Who invented 'Stilleto' Heels?

[RobRoyRogers]

I know this much. It wasn't Mrs. Stiletto.

If all the world's a stage, does that mean I'm playing to an empty house?

[Kitti]

Better than playing in an empty house!!


Does it echo in here?

[bendman]

Does it echo in here?

What does the man on the moon eat?

[Kitti]

Originally posted by bendman
Does it echo in here?

What does the man on the moon eat?

:rofl:

he cuts the cheese.


Why does the man in the moon have such a big nose?

[althalus]

because he's alone up there and he can only eat so much...



which way do the tornado go when it goes the oposite way a tornado usually go?

[Kitti]

away from here....


Is it humid?

[Pegasus]

Originally posted by KittiK
Is it humid? Doh. Id a adied dive form wid bad addergies.

Who can see the wind?

[DannyB]

You mean you can't? I thought everyone could.


If you were floating in space, which way would be "up"?

[ExtraDog]

Up is the side your head's attached to ...usually.

If an unstoppable force collided with an unmovable object, what would be the sound of one hand clapping?

[DannyB]

Ahh, young grasshopper, you must first realize that there is no hand. *bows, turns and walks away*


what are you waiting on?

[Kitti]

a cure.


Has anyone actually seen the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater?

[DannyB]

Yes, but none lived to tell about it.

what's the difference between oleo and margerine?

[ExtraDog]

Cornholio prefers oleo.

Why is the alphabet in "that" order?

[DannyB]

Order? Yes, I'll have the filet mignon, medium rare with a baked potato, all the way, and I think I'd like to start with some fried cheese stix with extra marinara. Oh, and can you bring me another gin and tonic, please?

Where's my gin and tonic?

[bendman]

Somewhere between G and T last I heard.

Where's Danny's potato?

[DannyB]

Getting loaded last I heard.

What's on the menu?

[ExtraDog]

Dried salsa stains.

Where's my flying car? I was promised flying cars by the year 2000!

[DannyB]

Right HERE (http://www.viewaskew.com/tv/leno/flyingcar.wmv)

If your on dial up then here's the transcript:
http://www.viewaskew.com/newboard/messages364/1226.html

What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

[Pegasus]

Why

How come cats are light on their feet but heavy on the floors?

[James, MSD]

Peg's favorite letter is obviously "g"...:D lol

[James, MSD]

Double post hehe first one in a long long time though.

[Kitti]

OMG! The stuttering problem is contagious!! hehe ;)

How come cats are light on their feet but heavy on the floors?

Because the floors don't throw them outside if they land with thier claws out.

Why can't I think of a question?

[James, MSD]

Because your daughter is getting beat up a lot :(.

Why is it everytime I leave the bag of ice in my car it bloody hell melts?


JNH

[Pegasus]

Because you don't have enough Auntie freeze.

Why can't we repeal Murphy's Law, just like any other?

[Bica]

People who live in padded rooms don't get cars... maybe these dillusions are why you are in the padded room..


Along with this one:
What on earth makes James think he's the "NON Partisan Guru"?


edit: Peg, one of us missed a question.

[Bica]

Originally posted by Pegasus
Because you don't have enough Auntie freeze.

Why can't we repeal Murphy's Law, just like any other?

Repealing a law requires politics, and you've seen the agreements we've had on politics.


Isn't life ironic?

[James, MSD]

Bica, you just reminded me of where I am, now the night terror's will start up again, :(. I guess I'm gonna be up all night, again...damn it.


I am NON Partisan :D "I live on the edge, not buying into that propaganda BS, I mean I be like a true gangster, I keep it real, you know what I saying?" LOL <<<thought I'd type that with out the spelling error's you can imagine them if you like, makes more sense that way. :D


JNH

[Bica]

Originally posted by James, MSD
Beca, you just reminded me of where I am, now the night terror's will start up again, :(. I guess I'm gonna be up all night, again...damn it.


I am NON Partisan :D "I live on the edge, not buying into that propaganda BS, I mean I be like a true gangster, I keep it real, you know what I saying?" LOL <<<thought I'd type that with out the spelling error's you can imagine them if you like, makes more sense that way. :D


JNH


Nice that you made that sentence without spelling errors, but you still can't seem to get my name right.

[James, MSD]

Happy now I fixed it? lol


You do know I'm kidding right?

[Bica]

Originally posted by James, MSD


You do know I'm kidding right?

Was that the next 'stupid question'? ;)

I figured it was all in good fun or it was another 'katy' incident. Now I know. By the way, that ',' in your name always throws me off when I see the who's in this forum area, always think there is a member named 'MSD' that I've never met.

Stupid question:

Isn't life Ironic?

[James, MSD]

Originally posted by Bica
Along with this one:
What on earth makes James think he's the "NON Partisan Guru"?

Your just mad cause you didn't think of it first. :D I really am though, seriously NON partisan.


JNH

[James, MSD]

Originally posted by Bica
Was that the next 'stupid question'? ;)

I figured it was all in good fun or it was another 'katy' incident. Now I know. By the way, that ',' in your name always throws me off when I see the who's in this forum area, always think there is a member named 'MSD' that I've never met.

Stupid question:

Isn't life Ironic?

Yeah Katy < :D is pretty cool I guess, even though she won't reply to my last post in "Give me one good reason". :(

Life Ironic?

I'm a Conservative based on what I have heard I shouldn't be able to add 2 + 2 what makes you think I can comprehend that statement? :D


Is it wrong to tip attractive people you run into on the street?

EDIT: OMG! You've never met MSD? hehe


JNH

[Bica]

Originally posted by James, MSD
Yeah katy :D is pretty cool I guess, even though she won't reply to my last post :( in "Give me one good reason".

Life Ironic?

I'm a Conservitive based on what I have heard I shouldn't be able to add 2 + 2 what makes you think I can comprehend that statement? :D


Is it wrong to tip attractive people you run into on the street?

JNH

why tip the attractive ones when you can tip the cows?

stupid question:
what if there was a thread devoted entirely to answering questions with questions?

(just need to think of a good starter and it will be done)

[Pegasus]

What would you do with a thread like that?

Why would anyone want to tip cows?

Peg

[James, MSD]

Originally posted by Bica
why tip the attractive ones when you can tip the cows?

stupid question:
what if there was a thread devoted entirely to answering questions with questions?



That's exactly what happens when I debate with people, they change the subject and ask me something else. LOL :D

You should let me start! I'm perfect for that job.



Cows? I'm not sure either peg...hmmhhmmm.


JNH

[Pegasus]

Well, yeah. It's not like they're the perfect waitresses or anything. You can't even tip them just because they're cute, either. And they're dumb as fence posts.

Peg

[Bica]

Tip the cows.... cowtipping.... ahhh never mind.


You really should start that thread james, it would be quite entertaining.

[James, MSD]

I'm worse than I thought...COW TIPPING OF COURSE I KEPT THINKING OF FAT PEOPLE LOL DAMN I'M SSSSLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW! :D Good one Beca ehh Bica.

Did ya get the part about running into as in touching? :D I'm sorry thats rude...hehe


JNH

[James, MSD]

What exactly does Bacon and Bologna have in common?


JNH

[Kitti]

Charlotte's Web.


Why isn't it called a 'teethbrush'?

[ExtraDog]

Shhhhh.. We're trying to encourage the people in the Ozarks to start using them too.

If we're not supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

[Kitti]

Easy maintainance....drunks can't mow in a straight line.


Well?

[ExtraDog]

A deep subject for a shallow mind.

Who's at the door?

[Kitti]

The Woggle family.

Are you going to answer?

[Pegasus]

Only if you ask the right question.

What is the question?

[DannyB]

'What is the meaning of life?' is the most popular one.


Why are smurfs blue?

[Kitti]

They're not, they're green.....adjust your TV!!


Why are Hobbits small?

[Pegasus]

So they can fit into Hobbit Holes.

Why do stomachs rumble?

[DannyB]

I'm undedided, but I think you may be hungry.


Can't we all just get along?

[Pegasus]

We're all little dogies.

Why do bulbs burn out?

[DannyB]

Yeah, what's the bright idea? I'd guess that it's better to burn out than to fade away.

Who else lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[Bica]

All the former residents of the yellow submarine.


Why did danny make fun of putts in a thread he's not been in?


<<<<edit: and isn't it sad that I knew what he was referring to>>>>

[DannyB]

I wasn't making fun of putts.


who dunnit?

[Kitti]

And the frog said...."Bluto dunnit, bluto dunnit"

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

[Bica]

I did.


But why would I do such a thing?

[Kitti]

To get his shiny marbles.

Have you lost your marbles?

[Pegasus]

I have a spare set sitting on my computer desk, thank you.

Why is insanity hereditary?

[Bica]

No, but living with the insane will make you insane.
-if you meant, Why? Is Insanity Hereditary?
It's not, but living with the insane will make you insane.
-if you meant why is insanity hereditary?

[DannyB]

I'm not crazy! I tell you I'm as sane as the.....ooooh, look.....shiny marbles!

Did you touch me?

[Bica]

[standing a good 12 states away from dannyb]
dannyb: bica, did you grab my ***?
bica: Sir, from where I'm standing it would be a physical impossibility.

--night at the roxbory, names change to protect the identity of those involved

what else can be done?




Edit: I suppose that one word should have been caught by the filters. oh well, I filtered it.

[DannyB]

...Ask not what else can be done, but what else can be done for DannyB.


what color is happiness?

[Bica]

all the colors of the rainbow or the pot of gold at the end



why does everything taste like chicken?

[DannyB]

It's a communist plot to overthrow the hen house!

fast nickels or slow dimes, which is better?

[althalus]

it depends on your allergies.


now what was i thinking...?

[DannyB]

I will now demonstrate my ability to read minds....You were thinking....."what a great forum game!"


How did I know that?

[Bica]

because you have the "ability to read minds" to read minds....


that was a stupid question wasn't it? ;)

[DannyB]

I made you say that!


how now brown cow?

[ExtraDog]

Burger and a milkshake last I checked.


Where have all the good times gone?

[Bica]

melbourne?


why did i find my wallet in my shoe? or, what was it doing there.

[Pegasus]

Going walkabout.

Where are my glasses?

[Bica]

you mean you don't see them?



when did getting older start to suck?

[ExtraDog]

I haven't been excited about anything past 25.

Has everyone here been checked for deer ticks?

[Bica]

I'm still trying


why do papercuts hurt so much?


(extradog, I should thank you, the 'scam' thread almost made me smile, and that last post actually made me laugh, for the first time in almost two weeks.thanks)

[DannyB]

Your not doing it right if it hurts.

how can I get there from here?

[James, MSD]

Take I90 south till you reach memorial ave...turn left at the light.


When it rains it always pours, why?


JNH

[Bica]

dannyb
go to the second light, make a right go about 2 miles down and youll see it on your left.

[Bica]

when it rains it always pours, why?

bad things always come in groups


where did james and I just send danny?

[Pegasus]

To Bedlam.

Why do kids sound louder when the windows are open?

[James, MSD]

The Bar where I met the Flying Purple People Eater. He was taking a break I guess, had some JD and some laughs, nice guy although he did eat my cousin shortly there after. :D


What's next?

[DannyB]

Originally posted by Bica
dannyb
go to the second light, make a right go about 2 miles down and youll see it on your left.

I think I see it! Is that you in the Chevy Nova low rider?

Originally posted by James, MSD
Take I90 south till you reach memorial ave...turn left at the light.


When it rains it always pours, why?


JNH


April showers bring mayflowers. That's how Columbus got here.


What makes this so much fun?

[DannyB]

Man! I can't seem to keep up wth the posts!:D

[James, MSD]

LOL Peg and I posted within the same minute :D.

JNH

[Bica]

serious answer, I think it's the people involved

stupid answer, I think it's the people involved

I'm not sure, I'm undedided.



why are the seams of socks on the inside?

[DannyB]

There seams to be no real logic behind it.


Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

[Bica]

I know I'd never think to look for her in san diego...


why are we all here, now?

[James, MSD]

Again take I90 south...lol I think Bob Dillon is hanging out there also.


What time is it in Paraguay?

[James, MSD]

The current questions is : "WHY ARE WE ALL HERE/NOW"

[DannyB]

AHHHH! But are we really here? :confused:

Reality, what a concept! :D (-MORK and MINDY)


What's that stuff there?

[ExtraDog]

It's chocolate pudding you idot... You've gotten it eveywhere...!!!


Who wants some?

[Kitti]

Dude....I had my eyes open and everything!
I think the real question is.....who didn't get hit?

How old is mold?

[Kidkoder]

That depends how old the refrigerator is...

Why?

[DannyB]

Why not? I say.

how many are there?

[ExtraDog]

More than enough but not too many.



Why (http://www.htmlforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19248&highlight=signature+size) should Kidkoder be catapulted?

[Kidkoder]

Because I didn't read the rules....
*Fixed it, though*

Who is this Lease I keep seeing signs about?

[ExtraDog]

He's the one with all the slow children.


Ever notice that most cities have a road named frontage?

[DannyB]

Uuuuh, Yep!

What is phat?

[ExtraDog]

The opposite of psikenny.



What will you do when the ducks come?

[DannyB]

I see roast duck in my near future!

will you have some?

[Kitti]

Nah....it's not all it's quacked up to be.


What time is it?

[Bica]

time to get a watch.


why doesn't my phone ring when people are calling me?

[ExtraDog]

Because they're calling 'you' not your phone.



Soda, pop or coke?

[DannyB]

sody pop!

Boxers or briefs?

[ExtraDog]

I like boxers that look somewhat like shorts in case I need to take out the trash or something. Never felt comfortable doing that in whitey-tighties.


Ford or Chevy?

[Pegasus]

Ford - if it's Harrison, not Henry.

White or black?

[Bica]

mmm white chocolate chips



what is laughter?

[DannyB]

Deep Purple!

Can someone tell me how to get cap'n crunch out of your ear?

[Pegasus]

Give your head a shake. ;)

Why do you get to the Boardwalk before you get to Payday?

[vydana]

oooh, that's a tricky one there Danny...

You'll need a flashlight, bar of soap, q-tip, orange, and a game of monopoly. Let me know when you have the necessary supplies :D

oh oh oh ...

Why does 2 + 2 = 4?

[vydana]

darn I type too slow...

Peg's question: Because it wouldn't be right if you didn't spend most or all of your money before getting to payday..hope that made sense.

*see question in previous post*

[Kitti]

Originally posted by Low_Overhead

Why does 2 + 2 = 4?

ummmm, no.


What's up with that?

[vydana]

um...yes.

huh?

I'm so confused *runs away*

[Kitti]

yells after Vy as she is running away ~ "Um.....okay."

Will Vy come back?

[vydana]

yes

Is it past Vy's bed time?

Sorry, lol, couldn't resist.

[Kitti]

you'll know in the morning when you wake up with key impressions on your forehead. :D

Where would you go if you could go anywhere?

[Bica]

That could be a thread within itself...

I would probably go to La Villa... it's an Italian restaraunt two blocks from where I currently am. I haven't eaten in two days and they have my favorite food in the world....


why am I affraid of stingy bugs?

[Kidkoder]

Because they hurt, get the point?

Why do all superhero games suck?
(Apart from Spider-man 1 & 2, that is...)

[althalus]

because i wasn't involved in the making of spiderman 1 or 2.. :D


who invented eyesight?

[Josh 4444 S]

The same guy who invented glasses

Why do turkeys have gobbles?

[Pegasus]

So that, when they're young, you can tell their 'goblets' from their 'giblets'.

Why does time fly?

[DannyB]

Cuz we're havin' too much fun with this thread!:D

Why is Peg afraid to go HERE (http://www.htmlforums.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=299717#post299717) ?

[Pegasus]

Because Peg did all that while she was in the military and would prove to have an unfair advantage over both groups.

Why does DannyB want Peg in there, anyway? ;)

[DannyB]

Because Peg has a great imagination and would prove to be a worthy adversary. :D

is Peg afraid?

[Kitti]

Peg is not afraid....just cautious. Be careful.....she might be drilling a hole in the ceiling for a sneak attack!!


Why are things reversible?

[DannyB]

So you can turn it inside out and use it again! :D

Where did everybody go?

[James, MSD]

Away from you and your food throwing expertise :D

So, I got the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow what the hell now?

[Bica]

Prove it.

Who ever thought humidity was a good idea?

[DannyB]

it wasn't me!

why do the Japanese write up and down?

[James, MSD]

Because they know it will confuse us...:D


Where has Santa Claus been for my entire short Adult Life? :D

[Bica]

35 degrees north of peg



why is it so easy to lose track of money?

[James, MSD]

Because Women are involved. :D

(JNH WAS THEN FLAMED FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS AFTER MAKING THAT STATEMENT)


How come I have a "Gateway" but I don't see any gate?

[Pegasus]

Because you've already passed it and you're on your way down the garden path.

Why don't dogs purr?

[James, MSD]

Mine did, maybe yours is broken. J/K :D


Do the suns rays cause stupidity?


JNH

[TXprogrammer]

Sorry I didn't hear you the sun was in my eyes.

Where am I?

[ExtraDog]

Well, you're not here.



Who's faster.. Superman or The Flash?

[althalus]

depends on your brand of camera.. i have an avant dc 330 which has a very slow flash... well, most things about it is slow.. except for the battery drain... boy, does it ever go faster to drain a battery? :(

when you bite your tongue, does the tv flicker?

[Kitti]

yes...I usually bite my tongue when I get electrocuted.


Why is notebook paper square?

[DannyB]

Because if it were circular it wouldn't fit in your binder :D

who invented spam?

[Pegasus]

Some guy who doesn't even have taste in his mouth.

Why does mud attract kids?

[Kitti]

murphy's law of attraction

Why does the act of camping bring out 'survivor' mode in some people?

[Pegasus]

Because some people watch too much 'reality tv'.

Why does perfume smell?

[Kitti]

who nose.


Why do two wheel drive cars have four wheels?

[James, MSD]

All the better to run you over with.


Does leather come in crocodile?

[Kitti]

no silly, leather is on the outside of a croc. Geez!


Does thunder just talk up a storm?

[DannyB]

Yep! Never shuts up!

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

[Kitti]

From what I've heard....it doesn't have much to do with love per se.



Ever play 'spite and malice'?

[DannyB]

Not with clothes on :D

Why do you ask?

[Kitti]

err....no reason :rolleyes:

Do you recycle?

[James, MSD]

Do I look like I recycle...turning sideways showing the pile of cans in his back yard. J/K

When did we get all this "democracy" stuff?


JNH

[Kitti]

I think I read about it someplace....*brain explodes while trying to remember*


What's wrong with you? (...j/k! couldn't help but ask!)

[James, MSD]

I was beated as an infant. J/K

Why, did I say something stupid? hehhe :D

[Kitti]

err....nnnnnnnnnooooooooooo. :D

Do you think you did?

[DannyB]

It could be!

How many pickles are there in a peck

[James, MSD]

I forgot to carry the 1 and I'm not starting all over so we may never know.

I'm on the web and I'm stuck on it what can I do?

[DannyB]

Eat or be eaten!

Where's that big spider?

[Pegasus]

Smokey just ate it for supper.

Can I make you something else instead?

[DannyB]

Chicken fried steak, Mashed potatoes and cream gravy over all of it, fried okra and Maccaroni and cheese.

I'm hungry, how long will that take?

[James, MSD]

How much is more like it...lol


Peg will tell you, right?

[DannyB]

Well, she hasn't so far! :D

Where's my supper, Woman!? :rofl:

[DannyB]

I guess that answers that question.

Where's the closest IHOP?

[ExtraDog]

About 4 miles from here.


Who sank my battleship?

[DannyB]

Gregory snuck in past the barbed wire firewalls and ninja Mods and blew your li'l ole Battleship to smitherines! Sneaky bastage!:D

where oh where has my little dog gone?

[ExtraDog]

He went behind the sofa. Can't you smell that?!

Do you know what I did with my jar of ointment?

[James, MSD]

That :censored: isn't right :D.


Is there a place I can get LSD on sale?

[DannyB]

I think so brain!

But how are we gonna get the elephant up on the high dive?

[ExtraDog]

I think you know we can do it, but this time, you wear the tutu.


If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

[James, MSD]

Cause he's a CRACK addict...lol


When's the earth coming back to it's people...like whoa?

EDIT: AHHAHAHAHA good luck figuring out what the hell that means wahahahah! :D

[ExtraDog]

Earth? Don't you remember when the Earth blew up and we escaped to this planet in the giant space arc? And the government decided not to tell the stupid people because they thought that they might.....



Have I said too much?!

[James, MSD]

I'm stupid so I can't tell ya. :D


How do I know when the chit has hit the fan?

[DannyB]

I don't think you're playing in the same key, brother.


What Key are we in?

[ExtraDog]

You'll know when your covered in chit.
G sharp or A flat... I forget which.


Who stole my cheese?

[James, MSD]

The Democrats along with your money...:D


Where did my muffin run off too?

[ExtraDog]

I'm sorry was this your muffin? Hope you don't mind I've already buttered it.


Calling it pu-pu platter, what were they thinking?

[DannyB]

It wasn't me! It wasn't me!


where's the boys room?

[James, MSD]

Damn it Danny stop changing your post...lol

I'm not sure where it is if I knew I'd be in there, believe me....phew

Does Chicken look the same before and after it's cooked, cause my looked raw when I started and I looked raw after I cooked it WTF?

[DannyB]

Dammit Jim, I've given you all the changes I could think of!

[ExtraDog]

'You' are not your chicken. No matter what you taste like.



If our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?