The Advice Column

[transmothra]

when using a cigarette to clean out your ears, make sure to use the unlit end.




feel free to add to this, or post your own helpful suggestions for living in today's crazy world!

The Advice Column™ - An Owner's Manual for Modern Life

[Horus_Kol]

when someone says "duck" don't turn around to see why...

[Blueangel]

According to my doctor...

Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear! ;)

If you can get your elbow in your ear, you're a good un!

[entimp]

Originally posted by Blueangel
According to my doctor...

Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear! ;)

If you can get your elbow in your ear, you're a good un!
One of my Docs says that...

'Always bite off more than you can chew!
Your mouth is usually bigger than you think!'

[ats007spdou]

When you see a car coming to you really really really fast, don't just stop there and look at it like a deer.

[Blueangel]

Never trust a smiling cat.

[Horus_Kol]

Don't eat yellow snow...

(sorry, couldn't resist :) )

[ats007spdou]

Sharp pointy thingies and alcohol don't mix. <--- Yes it is random :) .

[Kram]

ALWAYS, wear some kind of underwear, unless you are totaly confident in your abilities to do up your fly!:eek:

[ats007spdou]

Don't listen to people when they say "Trust me!" and you know that in the past that rarely to never worked.

[ats007spdou]

Don't let incompetent people teach a college course.

[Goldilocks]

Never dance in a lighting storm when wearing a tinfoil thong.

[ExtraDog]

Never eat anything larger than your head.

[ats007spdou]

Originally posted by Goldilocks
Never dance in a lighting storm when wearing a tinfoil thong. I'll be honest, this makes me curious :confused: .

[ats007spdou]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
Never eat anything larger than your head. Been there, done that :barf: ;) :) .

[mettebe]

never give advice when your advice on your 666th post *coughs* ExtraDog

[putts]

Originally posted by mettebe
never give advice when your advice on your 666th post *coughs* ExtraDog

Alright! Even the fairly new members are getting on the "tell Dog what's up" train.

CHOO CHOO :D

[Blueangel]

Trust your gut instinct. It hardly ever lies to you.
If it feels wrong, it most likely is wrong.

[Horus_Kol]

Wear Sunscreen (http://www.findlyrics.com/song/b/Baz_Luhrman/Miscellaneous/Sunscreen_Speech/237986.html)

[kevin]

Do not use HTMLForums as a floatation device.

[ats007spdou]

Originally posted by kevin
Do not use HTMLForums as a floatation device. Well that explains quite a few things about you :D .

[ats007spdou]

Do not allow people to touch your computer when the say "I just want to install a couple of tinsy-wincy programs."

NEVER do that!!! And yes, this is from experience.

[kevin]

Originally posted by ats007spdou
Well that explains quite a few things about you :D .

hehehe.... just a few? I can live with that :P

[directandy]

never trust a drunk circus midget with a tube of vasoline.

[CBrown]

never play the what in my kitchen is flammable game.