Bonsaikitten

[HIQ]

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ (http://www.bonsaikitten.com)
some Chineese sick cat modifying thingy... AARGH!

[agent002]

That is just sick... and listen to this:
Recent research, reported in The Scotsman and other news corporations, shows that the keeping of unmodified cats puts people at risk of a host of debilitating mental disorders:


"US scientists have found evidence that cats really do drive people mad.

Researchers from Baltimore's Johns Hopkins University say their findings show keeping a furry pet can lead to schizophrenia, manic depression and even permanent brain damage.

Dr Robert Eataoin, and his colleague, Dr Fulton Trappsch, who have conducted years of tests, believe a parasite found in cat faeces called toxoplasma gondii infects the human brain.

Worryingly, pregnant women who contract the parasite, can transmit it to the foetus, with devastating effects on brain development."


No doubt this explains the crank e-mail we sometimes receive!

The integral waste management systems of Bonsai Kittens, of course, prevent their owners from ever having to come into direct contact with the cats' feces, thus protecting them from harm. Your mental health is one of the most precious gifts you have -- don't you owe it to yourself and your family to make the switch to a Bonsai Kitten today? As a public service in response to this newly-discovered health risk, for a limited time we will be offering free disposal of your dangerous old cat with each purchase of a Bonsai Kitten -- please contact us for drop-off details.

Now, if you keep your cat in a glass bottle, then you REALLY have mental disorders!

[ExtraDog]

The perrfect gift for those who have everything.

:devil: I also recommend this accessory.

[Blueangel]

Is this still going the the rounds!
First saw it three years ago and was reliably informed that it's a hoax.

[RobRoyRogers]

Might I add that Bonsai Kittens are completely fake. That website was made as a (admittedly distasteful) joke-like response to the rather rabid voice of PETA and other such organizations.

<edit> Doh! Leave it to Blue to beat me to the punch! ;)

[ExtraDog]

Please tell me that those guys didn't think that was real.
:rofl:

[Horus_Kol]

:lol:

just viewing that site made me laugh.

As if "super glue"ing a cat's butt will allow you to produce a Bansai Kitten :)

[ExtraDog]

Has anyone actually seen this car commercial on TV or is it just an internet hoax?

Either way, very funny if you like evil cat humor.


http://dpkgi.free.fr/files/ka2.mpg

[Horus_Kol]

tried the url at the end of the movie, and determined that the ad is fake.

it would never get aired in the UK.


Very funny though - I am most certainly not a cat person.