some funny pics to tickle everyone

[okeeffemarc]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/83/004_RP1945.jpg


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/IMPACT/2178.jpg


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/151/ANF-560.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MCG/B740.jpg



anyone else know of any funny pics to share?

[agent002]

I have a hilarious video from a german ad, but as it contains the F word I'm not sure I should post it.

[Joe]

heehee, i like the Tequila one, i was drinking Tequila last night, never tried it before and it was actually quite nice :D

all my funny pics are at home :(

[Josh]

I have a post of that bart simpson picture hanging in my room :D

[HIQ]

http://www.skrattnet.se/roligabilder/bilder/bild_detnyakontoret.jpg

hrm... Justin? :P

[agent002]

Originally posted by HIQ
hrm... Justin? :P
I don't believe many people know me as Justin here, but yes, my first thought was "that's exactly what I need!" :)

[HIQ]

Originally posted by agent002
I don't believe many people know me as Justin here, but yes, my first thought was "that's exactly what I need!" :)
oh, sorry! :P didn't realize i was in htmlforums! :D
i will call you Jere then..

[Landior]

haha! very good pics im offically tickled:)

[Ninkasi]

I have some great ones at home that I shall post tomorrow.

I'm tickled pink!

[Ninkasi]

this looks comfy!

[okeeffemarc]

lol, keep'em coming:)

[okeeffemarc]

heres a few jokes
Kiddie Pick

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When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick

When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch

When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers

. Making A Meal Out Of It

You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings

When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick

The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking.

Pick Your Brains

Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save

When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Roll

No explanation needed.

Pick And Flick

Ditto.

Pick And Stick You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Paydirt

The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

[okeeffemarc]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Ten reasons to go to work naked
10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll... the Number One reason to go to work naked :

Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping."


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[mindlessLemming]

http://studentwork.qantm.com.au/akrespanis/bits/wtf.jpg
http://studentwork.qantm.com.au/akrespanis/bits/bush_gollum.jpg

:D:D:D

[Josh]

:rofl:

that first picture is so freaking random...it's awesome!

[Gregory]

Originally posted by Josh
:rofl:

that first picture is so freaking random...it's awesome!

humph!

when i posted it, all I got was a "last warning" :mad:

[Josh]

I didn't see it when you posted it :(

[Ninkasi]

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Horus_Kol]

Originally Posted by Gregory
humph!

when i posted it, all I got was a "last warning"

Wasn't it because you repeatedly hot-linked dumb pictures after being told not to?

[Ninkasi]

Originally posted by Gregory
humph!

when i posted it, all I got was a "last warning" :mad:
But where did you post them?? In some thread unrelated to your posts??

[Gregory]

i posted in a thread about spam


http://www.hackernetwork.com/moviehacks/matrix/index.php

[Gregory]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares2.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares4.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay4.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay5.jpg

on second thought....
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun.html

have fun ;)

[Horus_Kol]

Gregory - that second picture is really bad taste.

[Gregory]

bad taste?

I think its hilarious.

I've never actually used it, but its great out of context :P

[Horus_Kol]

taking the mick out of some person because they are disabled is not hilarious, gregory.

[Gregory]

Originally posted by Horus_Kol
taking the mick out of some person because they are disabled is not hilarious, gregory.

oh, that guy doesnt have arms??

i thought he just had them behind his back!


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay4.jpg

sorry

[Josh]

It seemed to me that he had them in his shirt.

[okeeffemarc]

wow, this is an oldie, quite funny to start with though

[Macbeth]

How about on the side of a MacDonalds Hamburger? "Made from 100% Beef."
Odd, I was rather expecting some bread, tomatoes, letuce and mayonaise, as well!
(I know a guy who sent a letter to MacDonalds about that. They replied, appologising profusly and gave him a book of money-off coupons!)