absolutely useless

[Kitti]

I'm not sure how this one will fly....but here goes!

The idea is to list three absolutely useless facts that don't have anything to do with anything.
Like so...

There is a 1983 Star Wars Return of the Jedi comic book sitting on my computer

A post it on my desk says "Yan Harris @ 3 on Wed"


I have a ball of rubberbands the size of an apple

[putts]

did you mean to post this in the games, Kitti?

[Kitti]

if that's where it's supposed to be, then yes.Sorry!!

<edit> What I should have said:

*as hand waves over in a Jedi Mind Trick fashion*
"These are in the games thread...."
</edit>:D

[agent002]

My father likes German sausage.
I have a wall full of pictures of ships.
There is a light blue carpet with white stripes on the floor.

[Bica]

1)There is a stuffed, singing scooby-doo dressed in a santa costume sitting on top of my tv.
2)I'm currently planning on skipping my FMIS 1201(Business Information Systems, Intro to) class today in favor of playing Madden '04
3)We have 248 assorted pepsi product cans sitting on top of our kitchen cabinets.

[Ninkasi]

I have two spining tops on my desk for when I get bored (all the time! :) )
My work shoes have a lovely crack in the middle of them
I have six keys on my keyring.

[Josh]

I have a rubber band ball the size of a small basketball
I have a small mouse on my laptop
I got a new mouse pad, but didn't like it so i took the old one out of the trash.

[Bonkom]

1. I have a trippy painting on the wall infront of me
2. My guitar is calling me away from my desk to play it instead of work
3. I have a rat trying to learn to type on my keyboard.

[RobRoyRogers]

Originally posted by Bonkom
3. I have a rat trying to learn to type on my keyboard. They do love to try, don't they? :D

1. Mauve is a popular color for offices.
2. My cubicle is sparsely decorated.
3. Scissors look like an inviting addition to my eye sockets. :help:

[Kitti]

Originally posted by RobRoyRogers
3. Scissors look like an inviting addition to my eye sockets. :help:

Step away from the scissors....you have so much to live for!!!! :D

[ExtraDog]

1) I have an 8in. tall talking Yoda on my monitor.
2) It usually takes me 3min. to solve a Rubics cube.
3) My boss is Vanilla Ice's cousin.

My rats always want on the keyboard too. I think it's just because I try to keep them off of it.

[Jokerman]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
1) I have an 8in. tall talking Yoda on my monitor.
2) It usually takes me 3min. to solve a Rubics cube.
3) My boss is Vanilla Ice's cousin.

1) ExtraDog is stuck in the 80s.
2) I have a bowl my friend and I stole from the college cafeteria in my dorm room.
3) I once had a 2 lb block of cheese in my fridge.

[ExtraDog]

Originally posted by Jokerman
1) ExtraDog is stuck in the 80s.
2) I have a bowl my friend and I stole from the college cafeteria in my dorm room.
3) I once had a 2 lb block of cheese in my fridge.

1) Jokerman is a kleptomaniac on welfare.
2) I am immune to stomach viruses.
3) AOL CD's make really bad coasters.
:P

[Josh]

1. aol cd's do however, make really good frisbees
2. i have orange soda and dr. pepper in my fridge.
3. it's supposed to snow here tonight and it was 80 degrees earlier this week

[matmeng]

1. There is space outside my window.
2. My parents have a Dog.
3. I can only look so far to the right without turning my head.

I suggest you try number three - exhilarating.

[Pegasus]

1. The wind is coming from the west today.
2. I have a bag of marbles on my desk.
3. I have 3 Pitman shorthand textbooks that I'm slowing understanding.

Peg

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

1) I'm not wearing socks.
2) the lawn needs mowing AGAIN!!
3) Coelacanth is pronounced 'seal-oh-canth'

[Horus_Kol]

1) I'm bored
2) purple is a colour
3) I'm very very bored

[RobRoyRogers]

haha. Happy Friday, Stuart! :D

1. I just ate some scrambled eggs.
2. There is a little kung-fu man atop my PC.
3. The person typing this believes that mauve is a horrible, putrid color and should be eradicated from all pallettes everywhere, especially from those used by office furniture designers.

[Horus_Kol]

Cheers Rob - good weekend?

1) I am incredibly sunburnt
2) The rock at the Gower in Wales is grey, but the beach is still yellow.
3) Sleeping outdoors in a meadow gets you bitten by everything.

[RobRoyRogers]

Not a bad weekend at all, thanks. Saw two great films and found a new place in town that serves amazing food and delicious beer at a price that can't be touched. Awesome! :D

1. My toe itches.
2. Game 7 of the NHL finals is really freakin' intense right now. (go Lightning!)
3. Kate is asleep.

[corey84]

1. My uniform is green (ughh)
2. I live in a house
3. I drive a ford

[Kram]

1. I made a coffee coaster out of post-its
2. My mums middle name is "June"
3. My speakers have a very powerful LED as the 'on' light

[Goldilocks]

1. The zip on my trousers just will not stay done up.
2. I have a toy rabbit on my monitor with 'Tetley' written on the bottom of his left foot. (He came free with some teabags).
3. I was named after a bloke (Angel Clare from Tess of the D'Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy)

[wiffles]

1. I had a goldfish once, but he committed suicide. :(
2. This site (http://rinkworks.com/stupid/) will always make you feel like an IT expert.
3. Devil May Cry is a fantastic game if you don't lose the CD. :D