The Superhero

[Kitti]

I saw this on another forum and thought it might be fun here as well. The game is to become a superhero.....give yourself a name and 3 superpowers.

Just an example....
name: Super Minime
Powers: flying, superpunch and mighty stepstool action

<Edit> you are not limited to one superhero identity....feel free to post your new and improved version!!</edit>

[vydana]

lol, I guess I'd be VyHulk ofcourse...hmm...super powers, now there's a toughy. It'd have to be super stregnth for obvious reasons. Then, I'd have to say telekinesis and being able to fly.

[Joe]

Name: J
Powers: Invisibility, super liver and Invunerablity

;)

[Jokerman]

Name: The Cheese-inator
Powers: Instant Cheese Ray, The Power of Curd, and Cheese Spray

[RobRoyRogers]

My superhero name would be SuperCoolHottieGuy.

My superpowers would be SuperMojo, Amazing Cosmic Martini-making Ability (patents pending), and the ability to see through ladies' garments. For the good of mankind, of course. :D

[Horus_Kol]

The Tech

Control over all electrical items, Complete reference of the Encyclopaedia Britannica in his head, and a stomach of iron to absorb the strongest coffee on Earth.

[vydana]

Originally posted by joe2kiss
Name: J
Powers: Invisibility, super liver and Invunerablity

;)

lol, super liver eh? That's got to be the best superpower I've read about yet :D

[Jokerman]

Originally posted by Low_Overhead
lol, super liver eh? That's got to be the best superpower I've read about yet :D

I'd have asked for it myself, but being the Cheese-inator I'd probably like the yellow tint Joe is bound to get if he keeps drinking like he does into his adult life.

[agent002]

Name: Agent 002 aka James Bone
Powers: Invisibility, ability to fly, easily convertible to a snowman :D

[fredricknish]

Name : Fred the superhero slayer (Not to be confused with my partner Buffy)

Power : I can kill any superhero

My Job : To save and to protect superheros from the evil superheros :D

[Jokerman]

Originally posted by fredricknish
Name : Fred the superhero slayer (Not to be confused with my partner Buffy)

Power : I can kill any superhero

My Job : To save and to protect superheros from the evil superheros :D

Define good and evil. Are we speaking morally good? What if the super hero does good by doing evil like batman? Where do you draw the line?!!? What gives you the right to play god when it comes to super heroes!

Errrm :D :D :D
(Psst the Cheese-inator is a good guy, though some of these other heroes sound like they plan on doing immoral things. =:O )

[Joe]

Originally posted by RobRoyRogers
and the ability to see through ladies' garments. For the good of mankind, of course. :D ooooo good one :D

Originally posted by Jokerman
I'd have asked for it myself, but being the Cheese-inator I'd probably like the yellow tint Joe is bound to get if he keeps drinking like he does into his adult life. *ahem* :P

[Ninkasi]

Lord Poopenhime

ummm, powers would be....
- The more I drink, the more powerful I am!
- Power to be invisible (every one wants that don't they?)
- The power to absorb knowledge from anything I touch...

[Gregory]

Tutsistan (don't ask)

Ability to read minds
Ability to fly.
Ability to sway the Little Caeser's clerks into giving me free pizza.

[DannyB]

The incrediby amazing fantastic "Danno", I mean after all, Dan is THE Man!

...stronger than a silent E
...Faster than a rolling O
(no, wait! that's Letterman)

Okay, Okay...Super powers:

Future vision (at will)
Time Travel (without assistance from any machines)
The smartest thing alive.

[ExtraDog]

I want to be the “All-Being,” master of time, space, and dimension.
-that's all :cool:

[Joe]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
I want to be the “All-Being,” master of time, space, and dimension.
-that's all :cool: not much then :P

[Kitti]

I always liked the way Catwoman looked (...besides, she got to kiss Batman (http://www.clampettstudio.com/newreleases/jan04/kissing_the_knight.htm) )
so I guess I would be as agile as she,
empath ( Deanna Troy on Star Trek)
and mental manipulation like Professor X (Xmen).

[ExtraDog]

Originally posted by KittiK
I always liked the way Catwoman looked (...besides, she got to kiss Batman (http://www.clampettstudio.com/newreleases/jan04/kissing_the_knight.htm) )
so I guess I would be as agile as she,
empath ( Deanna Troy on Star Trek)
and mental manipulation like Professor X (Xmen).

So... what you're saying is that you want to be a woman...
:rofl:

[DannyB]

How about..

....Babyman!

.....accidentally breastfead too long....

[Kram]

GOD!

Need i say more

[Kitti]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
So... what you're saying is that you want to be a woman...
:rofl:

I knew I couldn't improve on the perfect superhero!:rocker:

[ExtraDog]

Originally posted by DannyB
How about..

....Babyman!

.....accidentally breastfead too long....

Sounds a lot like Diaper Man from the MightyHeros.

[Kitti]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
Sounds a lot like Diaper Man from the MightyHeros.

OMG! I completely forgot about those guys!!

[DannyB]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
Sounds a lot like Diaper Man from the MightyHeros.

There was a television show in 1978-80ish called:
"Make Me Laugh!" wherein a contestant would endure three different comedian's routines, each for a set time limit. The object of the game was to survive without laughing.

At any rate, there was a comic who did this bit called "Baby Man". He was built about like John Belushi and when he jumped out on stage wearing nothing but a bed sheet (like a diaper), no one survived it (including me, too funny).

...Baby Man,....Accidentally breast fed too long!

Cracked me up!

[Jokerman]

Originally posted by DannyB
There was a television show in 1978-80ish called:
"Make Me Laugh!" wherein a contestant would endure three different comedian's routines, each for a set time limit. The object of the game was to survive without laughing.

At any rate, there was a comic who did this bit called "Baby Man". He was built about like John Belushi and when he jumped out on stage wearing nothing but a bed sheet (like a diaper), no one survived it (including me, too funny).

...Baby Man,....Accidentally breast fed too long!

Cracked me up!

I think I've seen a newer version of that show on either the game show network or comedy central, I forget which.

[RobRoyRogers]

Possibly both, Joker. Comedy Central tried to revive it a few years ago, but it didn't really take. That, and if I remember correctly, the prizes kinda stunk. I wouldn't be surprised if it does appear in re-run format on GameShow Network....

[nix]

pizza parlour knitemerr

1. can inhale pizza
2. makes pizzahut bankrupt because of first power and somehow comes up with the money (btw scotiabank no longer exists ;) )
3. The ability to levitate using the force within(you know what I mean:fart: )

[HIQ]

hmmm...

the Super Rockin' mr Magic. :D (played GTA3?)

- ability to talk bullsh!t without being a politican.
- ability to freeze time
- ability to do everything that Superman can do! :D