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entimp
09-23-2003, 08:56 PM
Add 15 words. Why 15? To give you a bit more scope!
It really could not have been much worse. Gregory logged on only to discover that...
jscott
09-23-2003, 09:19 PM
his best friend Leoo24 was not online! After searching 100,000 of the most likley websites...
Blueangel
09-23-2003, 10:45 PM
...other than the strange, murky sites that offer free membership in exchange for credit details...
entimp
09-23-2003, 11:57 PM
Deciding to take a break from it all (hey it's make believe ok!) he went outside for a chat with
Blueangel
09-24-2003, 12:15 AM
...a friendly toad. The toad, who possessed abundant magic qualities, hopped into Gregory's lap and...
Horus_Kol
09-24-2003, 03:32 AM
*this is my thoughts - i can't believe what I just thought about when I read blue's post - anyway, my 15 words follow...*
...said "i will grant you three wishes". "I want to be like Horus", Greg replied.
entimp
09-24-2003, 08:14 AM
At this point supersexy Guru Kevin appeared. "I think I have to moderate that wish!".
Gregory
09-24-2003, 04:58 PM
Then Greg said "Look, the other HTMLforums members are at it again! Im so loved :D!"
entimp
09-24-2003, 08:54 PM
And with that Kevin moved the wish to the spam box! "So!" the toad croaked...
Blueangel
09-24-2003, 09:34 PM
..."Now that you've wasted one wish, will you use the others wisely?".
Gregory pondered.
Springing...
Gregory
09-24-2003, 09:41 PM
into the air, the frog said "Ill make your wishes for you!"
and hopped away
jscott
09-25-2003, 12:05 AM
Now some hungry people were out frog hunting one night, when they came upon froggy.
entimp
09-25-2003, 12:41 AM
At this Toad thought "Pheeew!", glad that he had short stumpy legs and no ribs.
quietstorm
09-25-2003, 04:11 AM
Sadly, what toad did not realize, is that toad skin was all the rage, today!
Horus_Kol
09-25-2003, 04:25 AM
So, hiding behind a bush with a net, Quietstorm leapt out and caught the toad.
entimp
09-25-2003, 06:02 AM
Quick! Think! Poor toad was all in a spin. He never had these issues since...
By the way, the zoological difference between a toad and a frog is ribs and stunpy legs... so toads are wasted on BBQ sauce folks.
Horus_Kol
09-25-2003, 06:07 AM
...the summer of 69 (which was a good song by the way), when the Maharajah...
Blueangel
09-25-2003, 05:49 PM
...of Cawnpore had been interviewed by The Galloping Gourmet and said his favourite delicacy was...
jscott
09-25-2003, 06:46 PM
...stumpy legged toad. So while holding the toad in her hands, Quietstorm held up the...
entimp
09-25-2003, 09:10 PM
sacred tome of amphibious delights and 101 other toad based deserts. All knelt in complete
jscott
09-25-2003, 09:15 PM
...and utter silence as she prepared a marinade for Toad. Now she had not yet...
Hey Entimp, whats up with you new sig?
Blueangel
09-25-2003, 10:21 PM
...realised what wriggly little blighters toads can be when they're scared out of their wits...
Horus_Kol
09-26-2003, 03:33 AM
...and to cap it all, Quietstorm was having an identity crisis, as she realised she..
Blueangel
09-29-2003, 12:34 AM
...was being referred to as a girl with a fetish for amphibious food stuffs.
Yikes!...
Horus_Kol
09-29-2003, 03:46 AM
...and as Quietstorm struggled with the thoughts, the toad saw his chance, and hopped it.
entimp
10-05-2003, 10:41 PM
Toad thought he had better lay low for a few days, let the dust settle...
entimp
10-10-2003, 12:09 AM
for a while. It worked as the forum had already abandoned this thread. Toad frowned...
Blueangel
10-10-2003, 01:35 AM
and, sullenly, went on his way. Until...Hoorah! A new post appeared. Then another...and...
Gregory
10-10-2003, 11:36 PM
... and then Gregory posted and once again everyone abandoned the thread to go to mine!
transmothra
10-11-2003, 12:07 AM
meanwhile, just as transmothra was about to enter join in, he realized it'd died. "Rats!"
Blueangel
10-12-2003, 03:07 AM
"RATS?!!!" Toad panicked. If there was one creature he was frightened of, it was rats...
transmothra
10-12-2003, 04:53 AM
"Good thing them rats is dead," replied a passing hillbilly, "or you'd be in trouble!"
Blueangel
10-12-2003, 06:15 AM
"Dead?" mused toad, as he glanced warily at the peculiar object the hillbilly was toting.
the hillbilly was waving a blender in the toads face, the toad was done for........
entimp
10-14-2003, 01:38 AM
now. Toad asked if he could borrow a cell phone for a moment, his agent...
transmothra
10-14-2003, 03:03 AM
was expecting an important phone call about a joke opportunity Frog was thinking about taking.
Horus_Kol
10-14-2003, 04:08 AM
Getting impatient, the hillbilly started waving the blender about and shouting "get a move on...
entimp
10-14-2003, 10:06 PM
!", before dropping the blender on his own head. Toad saw his chance and the power...
transmothra
10-15-2003, 09:39 AM
...to Believe welled up in him so strongly that he suddenly began violently twitching and...
he turned into a can of spam, where upon 15 vikings came and eat him!
Horus_Kol
10-15-2003, 11:12 AM
But the problem with spam is that five minutes later and you need the loo.
transmothra
10-15-2003, 11:31 AM
so, seeing no loo in sight, the Vikings set out for distant lands in their...
entimp
10-15-2003, 10:15 PM
50cc twin stroke powered longboat. Toad was getting angry now. "Gregory! Are you going to...
Horus_Kol
10-16-2003, 03:21 AM
..." toad paused - "hang on, those vikings just ate me?" and the resulting existential crisis resulted...
Blueangel
10-16-2003, 09:56 PM
...in him breaking into a nervous sweat. This, in turn, removed the tasty marinade and...
he started to build his very own time machine to warn himself about the vikings!!!
entimp
10-21-2003, 12:37 AM
Where upon a Hollywood script writer turned up thinking Tom Cruise as Toad and Steven...
transmothra
10-21-2003, 12:40 AM
...Seagall as 11 of the vikings, plus Melanie Griffith as the jealous, overbearing love interest...
Blueangel
10-21-2003, 02:03 AM
...which, as with Tom's role, required the actress to just be herself.
Toad needed an...
Horus_Kol
10-21-2003, 03:49 AM
"'orse, an 'orse, my pond for an 'orse!", reciting his lines for the Frogspeare play.
entimp
10-21-2003, 09:24 PM
The frog/toad issue was now starting to give toad a personality complex. Ponds were
transmothra
10-21-2003, 09:49 PM
investigated by biologists for centuries in order to avoid this very sort of identity crisis!
Horus_Kol
10-22-2003, 03:08 AM
And after years of therapy, Toad realised he was really a small elephant. He packed...
entimp
10-22-2003, 05:33 AM
his trunk and said goodbye to this circus.
"Bye bye!"
Off he hopped with a
Horus_Kol
10-22-2003, 05:38 AM
...skippety-hop, hop-bop-bop. But then, on the road to Mandalay, Toad saw a...
Blueangel
10-23-2003, 09:28 AM
...blazing red sunset.
"But it's the middle of the night!"
Toad realised that Mandalay was...
(For any Rebecca fans out there ;) )
Goldilocks
10-23-2003, 09:45 AM
a person and not a place so he turned around and headed for timbuctoo instead
Bonkom
10-23-2003, 10:07 AM
, the toad hoped in to a taxi and headed for the local airport. When he
Goldilocks
10-23-2003, 10:39 AM
...arrived, he spotted Pegasus on the runway preparing for takeoff. She flapped her wings hard...
Horus_Kol
10-23-2003, 11:04 AM
...took a running gallop, and launched into the air. Toad cursed, as he had missed...
Goldilocks
10-23-2003, 11:12 AM
...his breakfast and his rumbling tummy caused the earth to shake which in turn caused...
Horus_Kol
10-23-2003, 11:19 AM
...Horus to wake up, who had a terrible hangover and so was not happy.
Goldilocks
10-23-2003, 11:27 AM
In a fit of rage Horus grabbed a bit inflatable mallet and hit the toad ...
Horus_Kol
10-23-2003, 12:01 PM
... the toad and the mallet squeaked loudly, causing Horus more pain. He hit out again...
....smacking joe2kis hard around the head making him forget what he was about to say...
Blueangel
10-23-2003, 11:09 PM
Apparently, Pegasus Airlines had quite a queue of customers this day.
Disheartened, Toad headed off...
entimp
10-24-2003, 03:01 AM
to see a man about an Elephant, Toad, Frog and a Dog.
"Well well well...
Horus_Kol
10-24-2003, 03:08 AM
...there's water in the well!" Toad hopped for joy, and jumped right in. Then he...
Goldilocks
10-24-2003, 03:15 AM
jumped right out again because the water was b****y cold. So cold in fact that...
Goldilocks
10-27-2003, 08:16 AM
...toad died, along with this thread. Then all of a sudden, as if by magic...
Horus_Kol
10-27-2003, 09:08 AM
...the story moved on - the scene changed and the central character became Bob. Bob's from...
(bad grammar in written form, I know, but I had to get that last word in into the limit)
Goldilocks
10-27-2003, 09:12 AM
...a far off planet called Webtron where he lives with his family and his pet...
Horus_Kol
10-27-2003, 09:29 AM
...Falump. Bob is unusual for a Webtronian, in that he is squibbly, which means he...
Goldilocks
10-27-2003, 10:29 AM
...likes to eat sushi whilst doing the highland fling in women's underwear. One day Bob...
Horus_Kol
10-27-2003, 10:44 AM
...was washing his best lace knickers, when he heard a strange sound coming from next-door.
Goldilocks
10-27-2003, 10:49 AM
oobly-ya....oobly-ya it went. Bob tiptoed outside to have a peek over the...
transmothra
10-27-2003, 06:45 PM
...hedge (which on Webtron means "automated knickers wash"), and there he saw an undead Toad!
entimp
10-27-2003, 09:35 PM
You see toad had just auditioned for a Romero film, The Evil Dead Toads 4.
(ha ha, you can't kill off Mr Toad :) )
entimp
10-27-2003, 10:03 PM
The Story so far. Some nice twists and turns... It is quite funny reading it from the start... so hear it is.
It really could not have been much worse. Gregory logged on only to discover that his best friend Leoo24 was not online! After searching 100,000 of the most likley websites other than the strange, murky sites that offer free membership in exchange for credit details Deciding to take a break from it all (hey it's make believe ok!) he went outside for a chat with a friendly toad. The toad, who possessed abundant magic qualities, hopped into Gregory's lap and said
"I will grant you three wishes".
"I want to be like Horus", Greg replied.
At this point supersexy Guru Kevin appeared. "I think I have to moderate that wish!".
Then Greg said "Look, the other HTMLforums members are at it again, I’m so loved!"
And with that Kevin moved the wish to the spam box!
"So!" the toad croaked "Now that you've wasted one wish, will you use the others wisely?"
Gregory pondered.
Springing into the air, the frog said "Ill make your wishes for you!" and hopped away. Now some hungry people were out frog hunting one night, when they came upon froggy. At this Toad thought "Pheeew!", glad that he had short stumpy legs and no ribs Sadly, what toad did not realize, is that toad skin was all the rage, today! So, hiding behind a bush with a net, Quietstorm leapt out and caught the toad. Quick! Think! Poor toad was all in a spin. He never had these issues since the summer of 69 (which was a good song by the way), when the Maharajah of Cawnpore had been interviewed by The Galloping Gourmet and said his favourite delicacy was stumpy legged toad. So while holding the toad in her hands, Quietstorm held up the sacred tome of amphibious delights and 101 other toad based deserts.
All knelt in complete and utter silence as she prepared a marinade for Toad. Now she had not yet realised what wriggly little blighters toads can be when they're scared out of their wits and to cap it all, Quietstorm was having an identity crisis, as she realised she was being referred to as a girl with a fetish for amphibious food stuffs.
Yikes! and as Quietstorm struggled with the thoughts, the toad saw his chance, and hopped it. Toad thought he had better lay low for a few days, let the dust settle for a while. It worked as the forum had already abandoned this thread. Toad frowned and, sullenly, went on his way. Until...Hoorah! A new post appeared. Then another, and then Gregory posted and once again everyone abandoned the thread to go to mine! Meanwhile, just as transmothra was about to enter join in, he realized it'd died.
"Rats!"
RATS?!!!" Toad panicked. If there was one creature he was frightened of, it was rats
"Good thing them rats is dead," replied a passing hillbilly, "or you'd be in trouble!"
"Dead?" mused toad, as he glanced warily at the peculiar object the hillbilly was toting. The hillbilly was waving a blender in the toads face, the toad was done for now. Toad asked if he could borrow a cell phone for a moment, his agent was expecting an important phone call about a joke opportunity Frog was thinking about taking Getting impatient, the hillbilly started waving the blender about and shouting
"get a move on !", before dropping the blender on his own head. Toad saw his chance and the power to believe welled up in him so strongly that he suddenly began violently twitching and he turned into a can of spam, where upon 15 vikings came and eat him!
But the problem with spam is that five minutes later and you need the loo. So, seeing no loo in sight, the Vikings set out for distant lands in their 50cc twin stroke powered longboat. Toad was getting angry now.
"Gregory! Are you going to" toad paused - "hang on, those vikings just ate me?" and the resulting existential crisis resulted in him breaking into a nervous sweat. This, in turn, removed the tasty marinade and he started to build his very own time machine to warn himself about the vikings!!! Where upon a Hollywood script writer turned up thinking Tom Cruise as Toad and Steven Seagall as 11 of the vikings, plus Melanie Griffith as the jealous, overbearing love interest which, as with Tom's role, required the actress to just be herself.
Toad needed an "'orse, an 'orse, my pond for an 'orse!", reciting his lines for the Frogspeare play. The frog/toad issue was now starting to give toad a personality complex. Ponds were investigated by biologists for centuries in order to avoid this very sort of identity crisis! And after years of therapy, Toad realised he was really a small elephant. He packed... his trunk and said goodbye to this circus.
"Bye bye!"
Off he hopped with a skippety-hop, hop-bop-bop. But then, on the road to Mandalay, Toad saw a... ...blazing red sunset.
"But it's the middle of the night!"
Toad realised that Mandalay was a person and not a place so he turned around and headed for Timbuctoo instead, the toad hoped in to a taxi and headed for the local airport. When he arrived, he spotted Pegasus on the runway preparing for takeoff. She flapped her wings hard took a running gallop, and launched into the air. Toad cursed, as he had missed his breakfast and his rumbling tummy caused the earth to shake which in turn caused Horus to wake up, who had a terrible hangover and so was not happy. In a fit of rage Horus grabbed a bit inflatable mallet and hit the toad the toad and the mallet squeaked loudly, causing Horus more pain. He hit out again smacking joe2kis hard around the head making him forget what he was about to say Apparently, Pegasus Airlines had quite a queue of customers this day.
Disheartened, Toad headed off to see a man about an Elephant, Toad, Frog and a Dog.
"Well well well... ...there's water in the well!" Toad hopped for joy, and jumped right in. Then he... jumped right out again because the water was b****y cold. So cold in fact that... toad died, along with this thread.
Then all of a sudden, as if by magic... the story moved on - the scene changed and the central character became Bob. Bob's from a far off planet called Webtron where he lives with his family and his pet Falump. Bob is unusual for a Webtronian, in that he is squibbly, which means he likes to eat sushi whilst doing the highland fling in women's underwear.
One day Bob was washing his best lace knickers, when he heard a strange sound coming from next-door. oobly-ya....oobly-ya it went. Bob tiptoed outside to have a peek over the hedge (which on Webtron means "automated knickers wash"), and there he saw an undead Toad! You see toad had just auditioned for a Romero film, The Evil Dead Toads 4.
Goldilocks
10-28-2003, 07:33 AM
Ha ha, we should publish this, I nearly wet myself laughing! :D
...Suddenly undead toad remembered that he still had two of Gregory's wishes left to make...
Horus_Kol
10-28-2003, 07:40 AM
...but Toad did not know how to find Gregory. So he first a map, and...
I gave Entimp's post to a friend at the office - apparently we should all be seeking professional help :O
Goldilocks
10-28-2003, 07:58 AM
...set off on the yellow brick road followed by some munchkins and of course Bob.
Blueangel
10-28-2003, 10:57 AM
Bob became quite envious of a chic green velveteen outfit that one of the Munchkins..
Originally posted by Horus_Kol
I gave Entimp's post to a friend at the office - apparently we should all be seeking professional help :O Don't worry Horus, my friend has been following the story and she is currently seeking that help for us :P
Goldilocks
10-28-2003, 11:03 AM
...was wearing. It would go so well with his new pair of green velveteen knickers...
Goldilocks
10-29-2003, 06:45 AM
Suddenly there was an eerie, unnerving silence in the thread. Bob, feeling very uneasy, turned...
Blueangel
10-31-2003, 11:28 AM
...to toad. Toad was very aware how many Halloween recipes included him and needed to...
Goldilocks
10-31-2003, 11:33 AM
...hide quickly as a group of flying monkeys descended on the group. Toad hopped under...
Blueangel
10-31-2003, 11:38 AM
...Bob's billowing skirts and prayed that the Munchkins would be the first target of the...
Goldilocks
10-31-2003, 11:43 AM
...evil apes. Suddenly a gust of wind blew Bobs skirt over his head, exposing his...
Blueangel
10-31-2003, 11:52 AM
...rather fetching green, velveteen knickers...and a terrified, trembling toad.
Aprehensively, both Toad and Bob...
Goldilocks
10-31-2003, 12:02 PM
...quickly darted behind a nearby tree to hide, only to come face to face with ...
Blueangel
10-31-2003, 12:12 PM
...Toad's very worst nightmare.
Paralysed, his heart racing and beads of sweat freezing on his...
Horus_Kol
11-03-2003, 06:03 AM
...forehead, Toad couldn't believe that he had seen The Potato! Here, of all places. What...
Goldilocks
11-03-2003, 06:25 AM
...luck! The flying monkeys saw The Potato and started chasing him instead. Off they went...
Horus_Kol
11-03-2003, 07:14 AM
..or so it would seem. Toad stepped out from behind the tree, but realised that...
Goldilocks
11-03-2003, 07:20 AM
he had made a big mistake when suddenly one of the monkeys turned around and...
Horus_Kol
11-04-2003, 03:29 AM
...breathed his deadly Monkey Alcoholic Breath all over Toad. Toad felt a little faint. What...
Goldilocks
11-04-2003, 03:46 AM
...Toad didn't realise was that the monkey breath had magical properties that immediately started to...
Horus_Kol
11-05-2003, 03:53 AM
...make Toad convulse, wretch and writhe. Slowly he turned into an umbrella, with a novelty...
Goldilocks
11-05-2003, 04:02 AM
...green velveteen monkey tail handle. Bob picked up the umbrella and started waving it at...
entimp
11-05-2003, 10:36 PM
Mary Poppins who appeared as part of the deal with this new umbrella. D1ck Van
Goldilocks
11-06-2003, 03:26 AM
...Dyke suddenly hopped out of a nearby chimney and beat Bob around the head with...
Horus_Kol
11-06-2003, 04:22 AM
...his old bamboo. But then Baron von Bombad appeared, wanting to steal the secret of...
Goldilocks
11-06-2003, 08:34 AM
...umbrella flying from Mary. Feeling a little dazed, Bob swung the umbrella as hard as...
Horus_Kol
11-06-2003, 08:50 AM
...as he could. But Bob is a wimp, and could not even get enough force...
Goldilocks
11-06-2003, 08:54 AM
...to ruffle the Baron's hair. Out of nowhere, Toad came to the rescue by flinging...
Horus_Kol
11-07-2003, 03:02 AM
...a great steaming elephant... burger! The new Savannah McDonalds was open for business. The Baron...
Goldilocks
11-07-2003, 03:17 AM
...hadn't eaten since leaving Castle Von Doom and he was in desperate need of a...
Blueangel
11-07-2003, 08:55 AM
...feta cheese sub on parmaesan, with salad(except olives),and lashings of sweet onion sauce.
Goldilocks
11-07-2003, 09:48 AM
...Quickly forgetting his umbrella flying quest he headed for McDonalds. Toad and Bob...
Horus_Kol
11-10-2003, 03:59 AM
...saw their chance and legged it as the Baron ate a Super-Duper Big MacNellie.
Goldilocks
11-10-2003, 04:05 AM
As they continued down the yellow brick road, toad heard a strange rustling coming from...
Horus_Kol
11-10-2003, 04:28 AM
...Bob. "I told you, you're supposed to take the wrappers of first, before you eat...
Goldilocks
11-10-2003, 04:57 AM
...those crunchy toad leg snack bars. You could at least offer them round. Toad suddenly...
Horus_Kol
11-10-2003, 05:01 AM
...realised that that would be cannabilism. He then also remembered the day the poachers came...
Goldilocks
11-10-2003, 05:07 AM
...They burned down his home and took his parents away. Toad never saw them again...
Horus_Kol
11-10-2003, 05:17 AM
...but the face on that packet of frog's legs looked familiar. It was toad's father!
Goldilocks
11-10-2003, 05:24 AM
He was alive and well and had made career for himself in modelling for packaging
Horus_Kol
11-11-2003, 03:46 AM
Toad now had a new goal in life, to seek out his father and catch...
Goldilocks
11-11-2003, 03:57 AM
... a cold. Toad sneezed at Bob and said "I've got a frog in my throat."
Blueangel
11-11-2003, 09:16 AM
Realising that this too was akin to cannabalism, he quickly spat out the frog called...
Horus_Kol
11-11-2003, 09:19 AM
...Alice. "Alice, who the chuff is Alice?" cried the narrator. "Hang on," cried Toad, "Where...
Goldilocks
11-11-2003, 09:20 AM
...Toad. "You can't have a frog named Toad" said Toad to the frog. The frog...
Horus_Kol
11-11-2003, 09:22 AM
...did that split in the Trousers of Time come from!" As the thread split up.
Goldilocks
11-11-2003, 09:51 AM
"Yee gawds!" said Toad, pulled out a needle and thread and sewed it back together...
Horus_Kol
11-11-2003, 10:16 AM
and the frog said - "why can't you have a frog called toad? You're an elephant!"
Goldilocks
11-11-2003, 10:23 AM
"oh yes, I forgot!" said Toad. "But elephants never forget" said the frog called Toad.
Goldilocks
11-13-2003, 07:01 AM
Suddenly an enormous extra-terrestrial llama swallowed the planet Webtron whole. In the darkness, Toad...
jscott
11-18-2003, 10:09 PM
i thought we already killed the frog like 200 pages ago!
jscott
11-18-2003, 10:13 PM
oh well.
...played with weightlessness. He did quadruple backflips and accidentally bit his leg. moaning in agony...
Goldilocks
11-19-2003, 03:22 AM
...he realised it wasn't his leg, it actually belonged to Michael who screamed "OW!!!". Then...
RobRoyRogers
11-20-2003, 03:33 PM
after realizing what it had eaten, the alien llama spat up spreading cosmic debris all...
..over Michael causing him to become contageuos. he started to mutate into something very terrible...
Goldilocks
11-21-2003, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Goldilocks
...he realised it wasn't his leg, it actually belonged to Michael who screamed "OW!!!". Then...
Just realised I missed out the word 'Jackson' in that, but hey, nevermind!
... a well stuffed SPAM sandwich with extra olives on the side. Toad stared in horror...
Just realised I missed out the word 'Jackson' in that, but hey, nevermind! if you did have the word 'Jackson' that would be 16 words :P
...as a 10 tonne truck headed towards him, there was no escape, his only hope.....
Goldilocks
11-24-2003, 07:48 AM
...was if he could overcome his SPAMaphobia and rescue Michael in time. He took a...
..deep breath and dived into the giant vat of spam and swum for his life....
Goldilocks
11-24-2003, 05:34 PM
...Luckily Bob's billowing skirts kept him afloat. He reached out a hand to Michael but...
...Michaels hands were in handcuffs and could not reach out to toad. toads only hope....
Goldilocks
11-24-2003, 05:55 PM
...was to take off Bob's skirts and tie them into a rope. He flung the...
..rope around a nearby tree and tried his hardest to haul himself out of the....
Goldilocks
11-26-2003, 03:18 PM
...Spam swamp. Suddenly the tree fell and squashed him. Toad had died again. But then...
Gregory
11-26-2003, 06:47 PM
...a giant octopus emerged from the spam swamp and englufed the stinking toad's dead body.
.... The great wizard Gandalf put a spell upon toad and toad felt life surge through....
Goldilocks
11-27-2003, 03:19 AM
...his veins. He opened his eyes and leapt to his feet. Toad was reborn again.
...Toad looked around for Gandalf but he was gone, Toad shrugged and set off down.....
Goldilocks
11-28-2003, 03:26 AM
...the yellow brick road once more to find the Ozzard of Wiz. Bob skipped merrily...
... off in the direction of the labrynth. just outside he met the dwarf who showed...
Goldilocks
11-29-2003, 04:19 PM
Bob is still with toad isn't he?
...them the way to the castle at the center at the labyrinth. Suddenly, Hoggle said...
....you must watch out for the wicked witch and her evil cronies. Shes always in......
Goldilocks
11-30-2003, 11:51 AM
...fancy dress. You never know when she might appear and what she will be wearing...
...because she has an obsession with The Matrix so she often dresses like Trinity. She.......
Goldilocks
12-01-2003, 08:30 AM
...likes tight black PVC. Suddenly Gandalf reappeared with some supplies and spare skirts for Bob.
Bob readily agreed to wear the skirts and along with the witch wearing her PVC....
Goldilocks
12-01-2003, 09:30 AM
...outfit, Toad began to feel left out, so he put on a nice cheerleaders outfit...
.....and danced the fan dango on the stage. he caught the eye of a beautiful.....
Goldilocks
12-01-2003, 04:32 PM
...female toad who was sitting on a nearby lilypad. She wolf-whistled at Toad and...
....he staggered over to her, but before he could reach her a hurricane came and.....
Goldilocks
12-01-2003, 04:51 PM
...swept them away to Munchkin Land, right where they had started their quest! Toad sighed..
..and decided it was time to go to bed. He hurried home only to discover.....
Goldilocks
12-01-2003, 04:57 PM
...that his pond in Gregory's garden had been taken over by Toads from Outer Space.
RobRoyRogers
12-04-2003, 01:08 PM
, who, swiftly and without warning, killed this thread dead. "She's a flatliner!" Toad cried. He...
Goldilocks
12-05-2003, 03:20 AM
...cried out for Gandalf and as if by magic he appeared. He cast a spell...
...to make the thread come back to life and send those evil space toads back...
Goldilocks
12-05-2003, 11:45 AM
...to where they came from. Sadly, the spell back-fired. Gandalf and Toad found themselves...
RobRoyRogers
12-05-2003, 04:03 PM
...(spiritually speaking) and decided to join a band of hippies in a male bonding ceremony...
Goldilocks
12-08-2003, 07:14 AM
...which involved sitting around drinking beer and painting each others toenails. Toad started chatting to...
RobRoyRogers
12-08-2003, 12:15 PM
...Ben Affleck, who asked, "Did you like 'Gigli'?" at which point Toad spontaneously vomited. He...
Goldilocks
12-09-2003, 03:21 AM
...apologised to Ben who was covered in bits of carrot. Just then J.Lo appeared carrying...
Blueangel
12-09-2003, 07:44 AM
...a wand and dressed as a Fairy Godmother.
"Is this what my career's come to?"
Goldilocks
12-09-2003, 07:48 AM
..."at least you can sing (sort of)" said Ben. "What have I got left?". Toad...
Blueangel
12-10-2003, 03:12 AM
...giggled as J.Lo launched into her "I'll grant you three wishes" routine.
Wish number one...
Goldilocks
12-11-2003, 08:56 AM
Toad said "I wish a beautiful princess would kiss me and turn me into a..."
DannyB
01-01-2004, 12:59 PM
...shapeshifter so that I can be anything that I want, whenever I want, and also...
Goldilocks
01-08-2004, 08:24 AM
...I wish I had some green velveteen knickers like the one's Bob is wearing, and...
entimp
01-13-2004, 02:24 AM
lastly I wish I get a role in the new 'Magic Roundabout' movie. Kylie is
Blueangel
01-13-2004, 05:09 AM
...having fantasies about Dylan so I desperately need that role. Me, long floppy ears, guitar...
entimp
01-16-2004, 09:41 AM
and my shiny hot pants... 'Ping!' Kylie appeared as the Moulin Rouge Absynth fairy.
Goldilocks
04-14-2004, 08:15 AM
Three months later, Bob woke up naked in a field, with no recollection of what...
Horus_Kol
04-14-2004, 08:17 AM
... happened the night before. The only clues he had were celery, red suspenders, and a ...
*i would love to see all of this in one continuous story - wonder if Ian could pull the posts out of the database?*
Goldilocks
04-14-2004, 08:23 AM
...large inflatable sheep. Bob's green velveteen knickers were nowhere to be seen. Suddenly he heard...
...a loud noise at the end of a hallway he never knew existed, so he...
Ninkasi
04-14-2004, 09:32 PM
decieded that he should run down the hall, thinking that his knickers were down there,
Goldilocks
04-15-2004, 03:18 AM
He heard the noise again coming from behind a door. Slowly he turned the handle...
Ninkasi
04-15-2004, 08:27 PM
and to his great surprise there was a monkey dancing on a top hat that..
Horus_Kol
04-15-2004, 08:31 PM
...was the size of a pygmy elephant. Bob knew this because there was one right...
Ninkasi
04-15-2004, 11:55 PM
next to him, staring at the top hat that should be his, so he went
Goldilocks
04-21-2004, 08:22 AM
and got his monkey wrench and hurled it at the dancing monkey who ducked and...
Ninkasi
04-21-2004, 07:03 PM
yelled back "That was my uncle!! I mean, come on! Who throws as uncle?"
the
ExtraMonkey
05-02-2004, 01:01 AM
pygmy elephant said, "Bob aren't those your velvetine knickers on that monkey who's flinging poo?"
putts
05-02-2004, 10:40 AM
that's when he realized that the monkey was actually a policeman who was in disguise...
...as a small watermelon. Meanwhile Toad was back on his feet and walking through the...
Ninkasi
05-03-2004, 07:46 PM
forest looking for bob who had just disappeared on him, while he was trying to
ExtraMonkey
05-04-2004, 03:10 PM
pick his boogers... he needed bob to help him, but bob just went to the...
Ninkasi
05-04-2004, 06:46 PM
toilet, which actually was the search for his green velveteen knickers, so really he was
ExtraMonkey
05-04-2004, 09:55 PM
in the Land of OZ. Bob smelled something odd, It was comming from his second...
Goldilocks
05-05-2004, 03:10 AM
nose which by some freak of nature grew on the back of his head. He...
Brush Ape
05-05-2004, 08:51 AM
turned around and saw Toad sitting on a rock eating chicken tikka masala. Bob grabbed...
Goldilocks
05-06-2004, 11:35 AM
His ultrasonic ray gun and blasted the chicken tikka masala into oblivion. Unfortunately toad was...
ExtraMonkey
05-07-2004, 01:32 PM
still hungry, so he turned and looked at bob in delight... "I will eat BoB!"
Goldilocks
05-07-2004, 07:17 PM
Bob was quite meaty but a bit on the chewy side. Toad took a bite...
ExtraMonkey
05-09-2004, 09:10 AM
then swollowed his leg hole!..."Tastes like chicken!" exclamed toad. He was full now so ...
Ninkasi
05-09-2004, 06:56 PM
he threw the rest of toad away, as he didn't need it anymore. Bob got
Goldilocks
05-11-2004, 08:53 AM
confused about who was eating who. Either way it was barbaric. Just then along came...
ExtraMonkey
05-11-2004, 09:38 AM
bob's vevltine knickers running twards Toad..."Mine All Mine" he shouted with glee! Toad put
Goldilocks
05-11-2004, 09:43 AM
the knickers on and admired himself in the mirror. Bob started to get angry and...
ExtraMonkey
05-14-2004, 09:48 AM
and hobbled tward toad and put a spell on him. He turned toad into a/an
Goldilocks
05-14-2004, 09:50 AM
toad. Bob realised he hadn't thought that one through and so he cast another spell...
ExtraMonkey
05-14-2004, 10:15 AM
He then thought deeply... he turned toad into a link of sausage... then ate him.
ExtraMonkey
05-14-2004, 10:16 AM
Bob now had all of his limbs back to normal... only they were not anitomically
Goldilocks
05-18-2004, 08:48 AM
correct. He had legs in place of his arms and vice versa. Even worse, he...
pixelmonkey
05-18-2004, 08:51 AM
was missing the one most valueable limb! The part which he needed was...
this could go anywhere now.
chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey:
Goldilocks
05-18-2004, 09:09 AM
his artificial foot which contained a transportation device. Without it he couldn't get home again...
pixelmonkey
05-18-2004, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Goldilocks
his artificial foot which contained a transportation device. Without it he couldn't get home again...
about the only think that comes to mind now is drawing this character. i didnt think you would go for the foot goldi! hehe ;)
chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey:
Goldilocks
05-18-2004, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by pixelmonkey
about the only think that comes to mind now is drawing this character. i didnt think you would go for the foot goldi! hehe ;)
Hee hee! Well his foot wasn't the first thing to spring to mind but this is a family friendly forum! ;)
ExtraMonkey
05-18-2004, 03:41 PM
"AAAAAAAAUUUUHHHHH!!!" said bob as he was running around on his hands. A magical toe decended
Kidkoder
05-18-2004, 05:44 PM
upon a disturbance in the force, which meant that Luke Pielicker from Star Warners teleported
Goldilocks
05-20-2004, 08:14 AM
to where Bob was, and Bob was teleported into outer space. Bob found himself in...
Kidkoder
05-20-2004, 06:26 PM
the F-Wing. Luke then called R-U-Brain-2 and C-Pinky-0 to help kill Monty Burns for bieng
pixelmonkey
05-21-2004, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Kidkoder
the F-Wing. Luke then called R-U-Brain-2 and C-Pinky-0 to help kill Monty Burns for bieng
the sexiest man alive! but then again, we always knew that bob was a little...
hehe
chirs<pixelmonkey>:monkey:
Kidkoder
05-21-2004, 07:41 PM
off. We have never tried to take off his velveteen knickers
so that they could
Goldilocks
05-22-2004, 06:03 PM
be inspected more closely. It was rumored that they held special powers that enabled Bob...
Kidkoder
05-22-2004, 06:58 PM
listen to Omi laughing at Raven bieng wet-willied. He
can also fly around Webtron
Goldilocks
05-27-2004, 07:00 AM
by inflating the velveteen knickers with helium and then flapping his arms hard. The problem...
Kidkoder
05-27-2004, 08:06 PM
with that is he never liked flying, he perferred to take the train. He also
Goldilocks
05-28-2004, 03:07 AM
hated the way the helium leaking out of the knickers mad his voice go squeaky.
pixelmonkey
05-28-2004, 11:29 AM
but he went with it, and started to sing songs from the wizard of oZ.
chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey:
Goldilocks
05-28-2004, 11:32 AM
"We welcome you to Munchkin Land, Munchkin Land, Munchkin Land." he squeaked. "STOP IT" shouted...
Kidkoder
05-28-2004, 11:55 AM
the strangest creature in all of the land. This creature was Shrek the ogre who
Goldilocks
05-28-2004, 12:00 PM
didn't like pesky little munchkins. Unfortunately he mistook Bob for one and stamped on him.
entimp
07-14-2005, 01:04 AM
At this point the vikings in their 50cc twin prop long ship came to rescue...
angelSakura
09-13-2005, 04:27 PM
and shrek wreck the whole thing gobbled it until fiona saw him taking the last
jazz77
09-13-2005, 05:24 PM
piece. Then Fiona started to sob for she never had to take a look one
entimp
09-21-2005, 10:57 PM
day after the other before noticing her grammar was not quite what it should be.
jazz77
10-03-2005, 03:04 PM
But then again she thought of Shrek and felt so lonely without him by her
Goldilocks
10-04-2005, 05:12 AM
side. But she thought Bob was better looking, shame he got squashed. Suddenly, an idea...
123456789
12-27-2005, 12:22 PM
erupted from her brain like the lava from a volcano. She thought, if I could...
nox-Hand
12-29-2005, 06:01 PM
destroy the pear shaped monkey with my big blue, and oddly enough, triangle, nuclear banana...
pixelmonkey
12-30-2005, 12:21 PM
But then it was rethought. Bananas aren't blue! However the blue, banana shaped, 14,000 RPM vibrating....
nox-Hand
12-30-2005, 12:41 PM
donkey looking cat started to scamper off on it's seven remaining legs with huge green, clawed...
123456789
12-31-2005, 02:43 PM
oranges clinging onto its bottom. Then, suddenly, a monstrous box of chocolates filled with evil
(by the way, I just noticed something: how come my post count doesn't go up?)
nox-Hand
01-01-2006, 07:42 AM
exploded in a church, that ended up becoming a cathedral of hate. That is a
zisme
01-07-2006, 09:57 AM
very sad story indeed, yet weather we like it or not, it is very true.
nox-Hand
01-07-2006, 10:15 AM
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zisme
01-07-2006, 10:16 AM
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nox-Hand
01-07-2006, 10:19 AM
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zisme
01-07-2006, 10:23 AM
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nox-Hand
01-07-2006, 10:24 AM
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zisme
01-07-2006, 10:27 AM
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nox-Hand
01-07-2006, 10:28 AM
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