And I'm not even Blond...

[justjeni]

I (stupidly) thought this topic was about real spam - the kind that drives you nuts in your email from time to time..well, now I see you mean we can "spam" our sites! So, that's what I'm going to do!
http://www.justjeni.com

Also, if anyone has any websites for men that would liked to be placed on a men's links page I'm creating, let me know here or email me at jeni@justjeni.com.

[Jason]

This category is for your favorite Spam recipes. Personally, I prefer SPAM® & Gravy on Biscuits.

SPAM® & Gravy on Biscuits


1 (17.3-ounce) can refrigerated large buttermilk biscuits
1 (12-ounce) can SPAM® luncheon meat, cubed
1/4 cup chopped onion
2 tablespoons butter or margarine
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
2 cups milk
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Prepare biscuits according to package directions. In large skillet, sauté SPAM® and onion in butter until SPAM® is lightly browned. Stir in flour and pepper. Cook 1 minute, stirring constantly. Stir in milk. Cook, stirring occasionally, until mixture just comes to a boil. Reduce heat to medium. Cook, stirring occasionally, until gravy is thickened. Serve over hot biscuits. Serves 8.

[Downright Ignorant]

http://www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/spam.wav

[SteveS235]

Crunchy SPAM Sticks


1 (12-ounce) can SPAM® luncheon meat
1 egg
2 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 cup instant mashed potato flakes
Ketchup

Heat oven to 375°F. Slice SPAM® into 8 pieces; cut each slice in half lengthwise. Beat together egg and milk. Combine flour and black pepper. Coat each SPAM® slice with flour mixture. Dip in milk mixture. Roll in potato flakes. Place on baking sheet. Bake 15 minutes or until golden brown, turning once. Serve with ketchup. Serves 4.

[SteveS235]

Savory International SPAM Cheesecake


Crust:
3/4 cup seasoned bread crumbs
1/4 cup ground toasted almonds or pinenuts
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/4 cup melted butter

Filling:
2 (8-ounce) containers garden vegetable flavored cream cheese
3 eggs
1/2 cup crumbled tomato basil flavored feta cheese
1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese
1/4 cup chopped black olives
1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1 tablespoon brandy or 1/2 teaspoon brandy extract
1 (12-ounce) can SPAM® luncheon meat, grated

Topping:
1 cup sour cream
2 teaspoons sugar
1 (10-ounce) jar PATAK'S® Major Grey chutney, pureed
1/3 cup toasted slivered almonds or pinenuts
Assorted crackers


Preheat oven to 350°F. For crust, in small bowl, combine all crust ingredients. Gently press into bottom of a 10-inch springform pan or pie plate. Bake 8 to 10 minutes. Remove from oven; set aside to cool. Reduce temperature to 300°F. In large bowl, beat cream cheese until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in next 6 filling ingredients. Gently fold in SPAM®. Pour into prepared crust and bake 50-60 minutes or till center is almost set. Meanwhile, in small bowl, combine sour cream and sugar. Spread over cheesecake and bake 10 additional minutes. Remove cheesecake from oven; cool to room temperature. Refrigerate several hours or overnight. Before serving, spread chutney over cheesecake and sprinkle with toasted nuts around the outside edge. Cut into thin wedges and serve with assorted crackers. Serves 24.

[Jason]

Oh yeah, ain't nothing better than SPAM® Cheesecake! Feels as good coming up as it does coming down!

[justjeni]

Hahahaha...I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!! Thanks you guys - that was genuinely funny!

But you know, that Spam product you eat is really, really bad for you...
okay, did my job as a fitness and nutrition consultant, now I can go back to laughing!! If I knew how to put those little faces in the message body here, I'd add another super smile...

[Dave Swift]

You can get the code for smiles here:
http://www.htmlforums.com/index.php?action=showsmilies
:D :confused: :cool:

[justjeni]

Dave, Thanks for the link (smilies) - but how do you put them inside the message like I've seen some do? I see one is in mine now, but someone else put it there, didn't they?!
I getting hooked on this place = yesterday you all cracked me up with those spam recipes and it was even more funny to see male names next to recipes like that, now today I first caught that other link that played whatever it was on Real Player. Started my day off good, as laughter truly is good for you...
You're all the best! But you may have asked for it now, as someone who is and has so much to learn I may be picking your brains from time to time. If you tire of my questions, just toss another recipe my way - maybe I'll feature one on my website sometime! My visitors seem to love the recipes more than the advice! (Insert smile here!)
Thanks again, everyone!

[justjeni]

I think I just realized why you gave me the link to the smilies = am I correct that I use the code?
Well, maybe I should use the name "blondie" in here because now ii just clicked "duh..try it!" hahaha..
here goes :D

[justjeni]

Oh goodie - maybe there is hope for me after all!
Now that I've been a board hog in here, I guess I should try to graciously exit...;)

[Jason]

I think you made "Battler" from this one thread, at this rate you'll be a "Myrmidon" in no time :p

[Ian]

ok, I have the 8 people neaded for the SPAM® & Gravy on Biscuits, looks like we'll be a bit short on the Crunchy SPAM® Sticks to go round, but oh well, we can make up for it with a triple helping of Savory International SPAM® Cheesecake. Just yummmy.....

I think I'll just go and be sick.... vomit.gif <== new red-faced vomit smilie, complete with peas, carrots and corn.

[Jason]

The vomit face is now in offical use!
http://www.htmlforums.com/index.php?action=showsmilies

[SteveS235]

OK gang.....direct from their website......you can order the SPAM party pack!!!!!!!!


Party time.
How nice. You've invited SPAM Luncheon Meat to your party.

What's that? It's a SPAM Party.

Well then, you'll want a SPAM Party Pack. It's got everything you need to give your party a distinctive SPAM flavor.

Everything, that is, except SPAM, which of course can easily be found at your grocery store.

The SPAM Party Pack serves 12. Cost: $39, plus a shipping and handling charge of $7.


Pack includes:

SPAM invitations.
SPAM paper tablecloth.
SPAM paper napkins.
SPAM plastic ware.
SPAM paper plates.
SPAM balloons.
SPAM plastic serving tray.
SPAM plastic stadium cups.
SPAM pennant.
SPAM recipe book.
And, just for you, a SPAM apron.


Wooooohooooooo! :D You can invite people over and while wearing your new SPAM apron, you can make:

SPAM Mexican Extravanganza


1 cup uncooked tri-color rotini
1 (12-ounce) can SPAM® luncheon meat, cubed
1 (15-ounce) can pinto beans, drained
1 cup frozen whole kernel corn, thawed
3/4 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
1 green bell pepper, chopped
1/4 cup chopped onion
1/4 cup chopped tomato
1 (2¼-ounce) can sliced ripe olives, drained
1 (8-ounce) jar CHI CHI'S® salsa
3/4 cup sour cream
1 tablespoon mayonnaise or salad dressing
4 cups shredded lettuce
Tortilla chips

Cook rotini according to package directions; chill. In skillet, sauté SPAM® over medium heat until lightly browned; cool. In large bowl, combine rotini, SPAM®, beans, corn, cheese, green pepper, onion, tomato, and olives. In small bowl, combine salsa, sour cream, and mayonnaise. Toss together salsa mixture and SPAMTM mixture. Cover and chill several hours. Spoon salad mixture over lettuce. Serve with chips. Serves 6 to 8.

(it's all Jason's fault...he started it with the Taco Buns)

[Dr. Web]

this is getting ugly!

[Jason]

This is getting ugly --> vomit.gif

[Edited by Jason on 02-16-2001 at 05:18 PM]

[Dave Swift]

Will the madness never end!
This thread will probably go on forever now, with everyone sharing their favourite SPAM recipes.
And to think this was all started by:
Originally posted by justjeni
I (stupidly) thought this topic was about real spam - the kind that drives you nuts in your email from time to time..well, now I see you mean we can "spam" our sites! So, that's what I'm going to do!
http://www.justjeni.com

Also, if anyone has any websites for men that would liked to be placed on a men's links page I'm creating, let me know here or email me at jeni@justjeni.com.

[justjeni]

OH boy, after seeing that poor smiley get sick on the spam, I think I"ll have to decline the party...lol.
That is funny - gross, but funny!
I see more "nummy" recipes here - you guys are on a role!

Actually, from someone who deals with recipes all the time (that's how I stay thin - get so tired of reading, writing and thinking food..:D) that one with the bisquits does sound sort of good! But alas, I no longer eat spam...heavy sigh. :-(

[justjeni]

What else is new, huh. What is Myrmidon (Level 12)? If I may ask..

[Dave Swift]

A Myrmidon (Level 12)is basically what you are called when you have made 151-200 posts. After a Myrmidon you go to a Champion then Superhero and so on. But you're usually made a Guru (moderator) before you reach a Paladin or Lord.
PS: If you have no idea of what I'm talking about, go to http://www.htmlforums.com/legend.html

[Ian]

Depends, if you post 400 posts of rubbish like this, there is no way you'll become a moderator :D

[Jason]

I dunno... worked pretty well for me :p

[Dave Swift]

Yes but then can do whatever you want, as you are Almighty. :D

[Jason]

Myr·mi·don (mûrm-dn, -dn)
n.

1. Greek Mythology. A member of a warlike Thessalian people who were ruled by Achilles and followed him on the expedition against Troy.

2. myrmidon. A faithful follower who carries out orders without question.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[From Middle English Mirmidones, Myrmidons, from Latin Myrmidones, from Greek Murmidones.]

[Dave Swift]

Good to see you have a dictionary at hand!

[justjeni]

Wow - for guys, you're doing alright! That Mexican spam recipes actually sounds pretty good!
Any more, guys?? :D

[Jason]

Come now Dave, we all know that you only made that last post to drop your

chev·a·lier (shv-lîr)
n.

1. A member of certain male orders of knighthood or merit, such as the Legion of Honor in France.

2.
a. A French nobleman of the lowest rank.
b. Used as a title for such a nobleman.
3. A knight.
4. A chivalrous man.

status, and to become a

vet·er·an (vtr-n, vtrn)
n. Abbr. vet.

1. A person who is long experienced or practiced in an activity or a capacity: a veteran of political campaigns.
2. A person who has served in the armed forces: “Privilege, a token income . . . were allowed for veterans of both world wars” (Mavis Gallant).
3. An old soldier who has seen long service.

[justjeni]

I'm not sure if I should be flattered, indifferent, or insulted or if I should just get my dictionary and look this up, but what is a "Myrmidon" ? :D

[Jason]

Jeni,

Check out the 10th post down on this page (page 2).

[justjeni]

I am so embarrassed - I didn't even know enough to see how to click on "2" of the threads and couldn't figure out where the posts were! Good grief - is there hope for me??
I can just imagine how I"m coming off in here but in spite of feeling like a class A fool, I like it too much to let the egg on my face stop me. Still working on pulling that foot out of my mouth, though..

Now I've got this all straight, I think. I did check out the link and see I have a ways to go, but if anyone is up to the task, it's me :-). Should I ever make the ranks of Myrmidon no one can say it wasn't a rough ride to get there!

Myr·mi·don (mûrm-dn, -dn) myrmidon
"She's finally got it!" (And finally found the rest of the threads...)

[SteveS235]

Being very good and resisting the urge to post another wonderfully delicious SPAM recipe :rolleyes:

[justjeni]

Aw, C'mon Steve - bring it on, what the heck! I'd post one but don't have any SPAM recipes - you guys topped me on that one! :D

[Ian]

Haha, might as well Steve, Jason managed to sneak another one in. http://www.htmlforums.com/showthread.php?threadid=2451 :)

[justjeni]

Now That's Spam You Can Eat!
Corny Pancakes


1-½ cups pancake mix
1 cup milk
1 (8-ounce) can cream-style corn
1 egg
1 tablespoon cooking oil
1 (7-ounce) can SPAM® luncheon meat, finely chopped


In medium bowl, combine pancake mix, milk, corn, egg, and oil. Stir in SPAM®. Using 1/3 cup for each pancake, pour batter on greased griddle and bake over medium heat until browned on bottom. Turn and brown other side. Serve with maple or buttered pancake syrup or honey.

__________________
Jason M. DesRoches
Co-Founder / Business Development
Big Resources Network
jason@bigresources.com
ICQ: 17947522


I couldn't help myself - I like things organized and that belongs in this thread - the true SPAM thread! :-)

But I hate to say it, that one doesn't sound too good to me...nothing personal, Jason!

Say Ian, you remember that page I had so much trouble with? Well, I still don't quite understand where I botched it but I haven't had a chance to study it too much yet, either, although tonight I was working on my site ALL night and it was bothering me that the comment on that chart was so far under the chart, so I gave it a go to get the writing into the chart and guess what!? I got it first try!
I was thrilled! When I started to try it I remembered what you said - don't tear my hair out for six hours again so I was ready to pop back in here but I did it. That felt soooo good! :D

[SteveS235]

Hehehe.....this is going to be everyone's Christmas present this year:

http://www.spamgift.com/home/Html/Images/6635.jpg

And just for Ian and Jeni....

Cheese Ball


1 (7-ounce) can SPAM® luncheon meat
2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese
1 (3-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/2 teaspoon dehydrated onion flakes, crumbled
1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/8 teaspoon dry mustard
1/8 teaspoon chili powder
Chopped parsley
Paprika


Finely chop SPAM® or process in food processor using chopping blade. In medium bowl, combine SPAM® and remaining ingredients until well mixed. Cover and refrigerate about 1 hour to firm. Shape into a ball; wrap in waxed paper and refrigerate until serving time. Roll ball in chopped parsley or paprika. Place on serving tray and circle with crackers.

[Jason]

I had some bad Chinese last night...this recipe was a little much for me as the first thing I saw... :O@

[justjeni]

Jason, you are so gross!! And proud of that up chucking little icon, too, aren't you! (Said while laughing)

Now, this license plate - did you make that or have you actually seen something like this? That's a riot!
Once again you gave my laugh of the day!:D I wonder if there really is a http://www.spam.com - bet there is, huh! May punch it in and see out of curiosity. As I sit here working on diabetic recipes..lol..quite a switch!

[justjeni]

Wow...when I saw that spam.com come up as a link I clicked on it and sure enough, I get the "official spam home page" - say, did you guys get your recipes from there?;)

Say, check this out - they have SPAM Oven Roasted Turkey!
Here's a recipe that's healthier for you guys who are eating all that naughty stuff:
Turkey on a Bagel


4 raisin bagels
4 tablespoons reduced fat peanut butter
2 teaspoons honey dijon mustard
1 (12-ounce) can SPAM Oven Roasted Turkey, thinly sliced
1 small apple, thinly sliced
4 ounces reduced fat mild cheddar cheese

Spread half of each bagel with 1/4 of peanut butter and mustard. Place 1/4 of SPAM onto each of 4 bagel halves. Top with apples and cheese. Place remaining bagel havles on top. Slice and serve. Serves 4.

Now I feel better- I contributed a recipe to this post. Although I don't think it's going to be too popular. To be honest, I don't think I'd wish to try it.

[justjeni]

Can you beat this? They actually have a SPAM fan club! Well, since you all have shown such a great interest in SPAM, I thought I'd give you the URL :-)http://www.spam.com/fc.htm
Finally. It's here.

Introducing The Official SPAM Fan Club.

We didn't come up with the idea of a SPAM fan club. People like you did.

You sent us photos. You wrote touching stories. You came up with tasty recipes.

And more. Why, the only thing left for us to do was organize a fan club. And so, here it is -- The Official SPAM Fan Club.

Ok, I'm done now - finally.

[SteveS235]

Originally posted by Jason
I had some bad Chinese last night...this recipe was a little much for me as the first thing I saw... :O@

Yeah, but you had to know what was coming didn't you? :p

[Jason]

You realize we're almost on page 4 now, and there's no real reason to continue this thread..I'm not even sure why I'm making this post now...

[justjeni]

It is getting a little beyond silly, isn't it.
And I go and keep it going with this! Well, Jason, youre not the only one wondering why you posted a reply! I just couldn't help tossing in a recipe before and I got too carried away making three posts...
Promise I won't come in this one again - back to business! :-)

[Jason]

Don't go thinking that you're fooling anyone Jeni.

[eformsolutions]

Hi!

Can you close this thread - meaningless going upto page #4.

[Jason]

naw, I really doubt this will reach 4 pages..I mean 3 was a stretch, but 4 pages? No way, not gonna happen, nope, uh-uh.

[justjeni]

Since you started it, Jason...I couldn't resist keeping it going. And I said I wouldn't come back...it's your fault!!
:eek:

[Jason]

I still have nothing to say regarding this thread.

[justjeni]

Me, either!

[Dave Swift]

Shouldn't that be me neither? :D

[Edited by Dave Swift on 02-21-2001 at 06:16 PM]

[Ian]

WOW, are all you lot on drugs or something?

http://www.a1javascripts.com/hold/bob.gif <== Bob Marley Smilie

hahaha

[justjeni]

You're right- Neither - that's what it should have been!
Curses, foiled again...


About those drugs - don't do them - don't need to!! :D

[Jason]

Something tells me that I haven't been keeping Ian busy enough this week... oh well, at least I got another new smiley.

[Dave Swift]

Can't really see a Bob Marley resemblance there Ian.

(Woo Hoo! This is my 100th post!)

[justjeni]

Congrat's Dave!!!! :D

[Dave Swift]

Thanks Jeni,
No doubt you'll get 100 post soon.
http://www.associationonline.co.uk/dave/afro.jpg<==Afro Smilie
(Alright, I stole that from http://www.htmlforums.com/index.php?action=showsmilies but I like it)

PS: If this post gets to 5 pages, will it be the longest post in HTMLForums?

[Ian]

Nice one Dave, great icon!! :D
Well this is the most viewed post on the board to date I can tell you that.
Here's one for you.
http://www.a1javascripts.com/hold/oneid.gif <== One Eyed Smilie (one point of view)
hehe

Looks like this is gonna make it to page 5 :D

[Dr. Web]

too bad the thread is "spam!"

[justjeni]

I'm back! :)
Dave - love that little icon there. sort of reminds me of someone I once knew, but I can't figure out who...

"No doubt you'll get 100 post soon."
I KNOW!! I've been on a roll, haven't i!? See what happens when I finally get a little time here and there to do all this stuff I'm trying to do? You guys get the 'pleasure' of my company...:D

[Dave Swift]

This is really a pointless post just to get this thread to five pages.
Also, I'd like your opinions, should this smilie be called 'Wizzard' or 'Dunce'. I was originally going to call him 'Wizzard' but he doesn't look mean enough to be a wizzard really.
http://www.associationonline.co.uk/dave/wizzard.jpg

[Jason]

You're deluding yourselves if you think that this post has a snowball's chance of reaching 5 pages. Fools :p

[justjeni]

Taking any bets on that?

[pixelmonkey]

what the heck is it made out of? the question that lingers hand in hand with that is, "what ever happens to road kill?" ahhh.. the joy that we are not letting anything go to waste is a great thing!

parying to the porclin god after trying the spam cheesecake recpie posted earlier
chris<pixelmonkey> :O@

[Dr. Web]

speaking of roadkill...just WHAT is spam made of anyway? And would it last through a nuclear war?

[justjeni]

Nutrition Facts (God only knows what part of the pork and ham, tough...ug!)
HORMEL SPAM

HORMEL SPAM, Luncheon Meat, pork with ham, minced, canned
Serving Size: 100 g

Amount per Serving

Calories 307

Calories from Fat 250

% Daily Value for 2000 diet

Total Fat 27g 41%

Saturated Fat 10g 46%

Monounsaturated Fat 13g

Polyunsaturated Fat 2g

Cholesterol 69mg 23%

Sodium 1408mg 58%

Potassium 229mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 1g 0%

Dietary Fiber * *

Sugars 1g

Protein 13g 26%

[Jason]

Originally posted by justjeni


Calories 307

Calories from Fat 250


Now I know what they do with that stuff that's not good enough to add to hot dogs... :(

[SteveS235]

OK, I've been very good and have been quiet for 2 pages now, but I think I have found the all time most disgusting sounding recipe ever:

Yam Croquettes with Pineapple Sauce

1 (16-ounce) can cut yams
1 (7-ounce) SPAM® luncheon meat, finely chopped
1 egg yolk
Pepper to taste
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1 egg, slightly beaten
Shortening
Pineapple Sauce (below)


Drain yams and mash. Combine with SPAM®, egg yolk, and pepper. Shape mixture into 6 balls. Roll in bread crumbs; dip in beaten egg. Roll in bread crumbs again. Refrigerate at least 1 hour for easy frying. Heat 3 inches shortening to 350°F; slip in croquettes. Cook 3 to 4 minutes, until browned. Drain on paper towels. Serve with Pineapple Sauce.

Pineapple Sauce

1/4 cup water 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar
1 teaspoon cornstarch 2 whole cloves
1 (8-ounce) can crushed pineapple in syrup

In small saucepan, stir together water and cornstarch until smooth. Add pineapple, sugar, and cloves. Cook and stir over medium heat until mixture thickens and boils. Simmer 2 minutes; remove cloves before serving.

Not a snowballs chance of this making 6 pages :D

[justjeni]

Haha...Steve, when you decide to go for it, you don't fool around, do you!
All I'll say to that recipes is EWWWWWWWWW!

[Ian]

Steve, that would have to sure be the most discusting recipe for sure. The only thing that would be worse is not to drain it on paper towels but serve it up on the plate dripping. Thats gotta make ya :O@

[SteveS235]

Originally posted by Ian
The only thing that would be worse is not to drain it on paper towels but serve it up on the plate dripping. Thats gotta make ya :O@

No......the only thing worse would be having to eat it!

[justjeni]

That is definitely the worst thing to have to do, Steve! you'd be better off giving your care a lube job with it. (Do mechanics still do those??? There's the blond in me coming out again).

[R_Russell]

They don't do THOSE kind of lube jobs

[Jason]

What is wrong with you people! There are 72 posts in this thread, and so far the only real topic of conversation is how awful SPAM is!..Wait..omg...now there are 73 posts..

[Jason]

oh no..74 posts now...this reply was a mistake...I didn't mean to click reply, and it's too late now =:O ...

[justjeni]

And it's getting risque to boot! Not those kind of lube jobs, hmmm?

Jason - keep count here's 75! :D

[justjeni]

Honestly, I just thought of this after I hit reply and I've been wanting to post it but promised I wouldn't come in here unless totally forced to do so out of the need to see the latest post...
You guys actually helped me a little with this Spam joking around - there are some low fat recipes on the site where they use some turkey spam product now and there are some of my clients that will love that! Personally, I wouldn't eat that either, but hey, if it helps someone else..
So, the diet world owes you a Thank YOU!! :)

[R_Russell]

Just joking Jeni :D

[Jason]

I can do no wrong. Even in jest I accomplish more than most people do on purpose. Let me ask you something. Who posted the very first SPAM recipe? Was it you? Was it? Eh? Nope. I did. I posted it. That's right, me.

[Jason]

btw.. .453 people have foolishly viewed this thread (or possible 12 foolish people have done it compulsively)... another waste on Internet bandwidth, and I thought TV was suppose to rot your brain :D

[R_Russell]

SPAM rots your brain!

[Jason]

Actually I think SPAM is more likely to rot your gullet... Hey Jeni, I can use that health advice of yours now... do you have any clue what a gullet is, and what one can do to keep it from rotting (besides abstaining from SPAM)?

[justjeni]

". Who posted the very first SPAM recipe? Was it you? Was it? Eh? Nope. I did. I posted it. That's right, me."

Yuppers, it was you, Jason! You do deserve ALL the credit here...if I knew how to, I'd draw you a little reward, you put up a good one, too! :D

As for the gullet, that's the esophagus, the throat, or pharynx, as those who like to use words no one can understand, would call it.

That spam will "getcha" coming and going....leaving nothing but sticky icky cholesterol clogging your arteries after it's destroyed your stomach and your GULLET...:D

[Jason]

Throat eh? Well than my gullet is quite sore from this darn flu, I can't stop coughing, luckily though I haven't coughed anything up yet, thank god for small favors eh?

[justjeni]

You poor sick thing - I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe I should send you my newsletter where I told people how to try to avoid these things, but of course, you're beyind hope anyway because you're sick now...:D.

Drink your fluids, get your rest, check your temp, stay warm and dry, have your wife or girlfriend spoil you rotton and you'll be your old self in no time - and please, if you do cough anything up, don't draw a graphic of it like you did the puking guy....:eek:

[Dr. Web]

hard to believe it, but there is an actual spam website. Perhaps you can submit your recipies there, and win a lifetime supply!

http://www.spam.com/es.htm

[justjeni]

"Few foods are as versatile as SPAM Luncheon Meat.
There seems to be no end to the creative and tasty ways you can enjoy SPAM."

Oh, that's funny! Someone had mentioned a spam.com and I punched that in and sure enough, up came a spam website! That's where I found some turkey crap they make that - I guess - tastes like Spam...but this one, I see I could submit a recipe - should give it a try, huh! :)

[justjeni]

Did you see the spam party page, Dr.Web? I had to laugh because Jason and them were joking about a spam party and blast it if they don't have a page on a spam party! Here's what they say:

Party time.
How nice. You've invited SPAM Luncheon Meat to your party.

What's that? It's a SPAM Party.

Well then, you'll want a SPAM Party Pack. It's got everything you need to give your party a distinctive SPAM flavor.

Everything, that is, except SPAM, which of course can easily be found at your grocery store.

The SPAM Party Pack serves 12. Cost: $39, plus a shipping and handling charge of $7.


Pack includes:

SPAM invitations.
SPAM paper tablecloth.
SPAM paper napkins.
SPAM plastic ware.
SPAM paper plates.
SPAM balloons.
SPAM plastic serving tray.
SPAM plastic stadium cups.
SPAM pennant.
SPAM recipe book.
And, just for you, a SPAM apron.
> How to order your Party Pack

And they show a kid with a SPAM T-shirt, too! Now Jason can throw his Spam party - and hey, it's cheap, too! :)

[R_Russell]

Hey! Some homeless people would appreciate eating SPAM for the rest of their lives :D

[justjeni]

You're so right, Russell! Gosh - for fifteen that was pretty thoughtful! You're a pretty neat teen-ager, Russell. Say, I never had any kids, can I adopt you? :D

[Dave Swift]

It's the most viewed post, but is it the longest post in HTMLForums?
It has 88 replies, and if it gets a few more it'll make seven pages!

[Edited by Dave Swift on 02-27-2001 at 08:13 PM]

[Jason]

this topic does not have enough substance to reach 7 pages. Not a snowballs chance.

[justjeni]

Well heck, I'm not going to be a party pooper! :D

[Dave Swift]

...That seems to be the 'slogan' of this thread.

[Jason]

Originally posted by Dave Swift
...That seems to be the 'slogan' of this thread.

Come on Dave, that post was pretty wasteful. Please don't clutter up this thread with un necessary garbage. Please stick to the subject, and nature of this topic, or it will be moved to the..uh...hmm...

[justjeni]

Yes guys, you were talking SPAM, remember? And very interesting discussions, too...

[pixelmonkey]

does anyone honestly like spam? how can anyone eat an unclassified meat, or byproduct of? then again, who am i to say, america has kept it going for decades... here is another recpie:

BB-Q Spam

Over night soak 3 cans of vertically sliced spam filets in 2 cups worshiers sauce
3tbs garlic powder
and lightly glaze with honey.

cover your grill with aluminum foil or the spam will break up. lightly glaze with your favorite bbq sauce on the lowest heat setting avaliable untill firm. (i personally recommend using 1 shot from a spray bottle of white cooking wine durring every glaze)

thanks
chris<pixelmonkey>:D

i think this will help us get back onto the subject at hand!

[Dead3oo1]

WOOOO HOOOO now i know how to make BBQ spam thnx. now if only i could get a SPAM Jello recipe i would be set :D MMMMMMM.....SPAM :p

[Jason]

SPAM Corn Pudding

1 (12-ounce) can SPAM® luncheon meat, cubed
1/3 cup chopped green bell pepper
1/4 cup chopped onion
2 tablespoons butter or margarine
6 eggs
2 cups milk
1 tablespoon flour
2 teaspoons sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
2 (10-ounce) packages frozen whole kernel corn, thawed and drained

Heat oven to 300°F. In skillet, sauté SPAM®, bell pepper, and onion in butter until tender. In large bowl, beat eggs. Stir in milk, flour, sugar, salt, and pepper. Add SPAMTM mixture and corn. Pour into greased 12x8-inch baking dish. Bake 1hour and 10 minutes or until set. Serves 8.

[justjeni]

You've out done yourself with that one, Jason!
Phooey! SPAM and pudding - can you imagine...oh, never mind! Not a good idea..may get ill.

[Jason]

The pudding also has corn in it :D

[justjeni]

That is absolutely disgusting! Can you imagine the texture of that - and the taste! oh...let's not even go there!

[eformsolutions]

The longest and useless spam box post - I just don't see anything fruitful and to gain some knowledge, except ..... just to post something.

Specially Justjeni 36 post out of to 75 good score - I think you don't have to do anything else other than sitting in front of computer all day/night and vasting resources.

And you Jason the Great Moderator of HTML Forum 27 replies out of 75 why don't you use an e-mail or yahoo messanger, icq or any other program kill your posting thrust or to chat.

All together 63 posts are from you two guys out of 75 or 76. What a waste of resources and time.

[justjeni]

"Specially Justjeni 36 post out of to 75 good score - I think you don't have to do anything else other than sitting in front of computer all day/night and vasting resources"

Am I being scolded? (It was their fault!)
But I will hang my head in shame. I'm sorry.

[Dead3oo1]

well....this thread isn't really useless now i know sum really good SPAM recipes. :)

[eformsolutions]

Hi!

Can you get anything out of those useless spam recipes. Nothing at all, total waste of time. My dear time is money use it wisely - don't just waste it for nothing or spamming.

And for you Justjeni, for GOD sack stop posting. Do something useful - to learn, something constructive.

[justjeni]

"And for you Justjeni, for GOD sack stop posting. Do something useful - to learn, something constructive."

This is a pretty nasty thing to say to me. I wrack my brains out 12 hours a day trying to learn - if I took 5 minutes here and there to have a little "fun", I really don't think that deserves you slamming me like this. Look around other posts - I have been asking a lot of questions and trying to answer those I can - all stuff that is more than serious to me.
If you don't want me on this board, just come out and say so, kindly refrain from insulting my intelligence yet again.

[Jason]

I believe that EformSoultions needs to learn the subtleties of Western humor. While many of the continuous posters in this thread have made fun of it ourselves, we have kept it in good fun. Eforms, this is not the first thread in which you have taken information out of context. In addition to a great source of help, and a meeting place for ideas and brainstorms, HTMLforums is also a place for the webmaster community to come together to relax, or just to have a good time. This thread is an example of just such an event.

While all patrons to these forums are free to express their opinions openly, those that begin to get nasty will be banished.

Please try to keep the conversation civil eforms, serious flaming is not welcome at these forums. Especially negative remarks made towards our Jeni :D

[Jason]

Not a snowballs chance of this thread reaching 8 pages :p

[eformsolutions]

Hi Jeni!

Don't take my remarks in a negative directions. I agree, you have to come to this thread to relex, clear your frustrations and have fun. You spend 12 hours sitting in front of computer, at least you need 6 to 8 hours to sleep and what left for you to study you normal class 4 to 6 six hours a day and thats it. (I strongly suggest don't take my remarks in negative directions)

I whole heartedly appologize for any confusion my remarks from my last post made on you and or anybody else. Here, I must say, you ask questions, useful questions for youself and for other visitors to this forum, but some of your post. . . . . I don't want say anything further. Jason is already threatening me to band. . . . . .

[eformsolutions]

Hi Jason!

So you think, the language I used is not civilized, or I can not understand western humor. For your kind information, my dear Jason, I am working for a really big organisation (over 75,000 employees) with lots of europeans and westerns (most of them highly educated) are working with me since last eleven(11) years, and I know all about western humor and the nasty joke and there civilized language they normally use everyday. I work with them from 6am to 6pm, spending 12 hours of my day with those civilized westerners.

Now, I have to learn manners to do my normal daily routine work, including visiting website and posting on some forums.

As you mentioned "serious flaming" what do mean by this, can you please explain it a little bit, or it is another of your western joke.

"Especially negative remarks made towards our Jeni" Can you explain about this also where they are.

Jason my dear you are too young to think something constructive for a youngester like Jeni who is spending most of his time sitting in front of his computer, thats why you couldn't get the true meaning of my remarks about dear Jeni.



[Edited by eformsolutions on 03-01-2001 at 03:24 AM]

[justjeni]

"for a youngester like Jeni"
I'm an old bag of 41. Now my secret is out, not only am I a novice in HTML, I'm an old one to boot.

Jason, thank you very, very much for coming to my rescue. I admit I was a bit stung. I like to think I have thick skin, but I really enjoy coming in here and you gave me a few much needed laughs along with some very valueable help to a poor, old, inept gal.

eforms - to me you came off very rude, but although it stung, I'm not one to hold a grudge, either. All is forgiven. Tomorrow is a new day... Now, my brain is barely functioning any longer, it's 2:30 in the morning here and I"ll go crash and forget all of this.

Thanks again to my hero's! :)

[eformsolutions]

I love that, your are 41, so Mama, did everything is clear now, we are again fair and friends I hope.

[Jason]

Ok, I think we've pushed this thread just about as far as it can go. It is with great remorse that I decommission thread 2427, "And I'm Not Even Blond...". May it rest in peace (boy, this could have gotten ugly :p).