Cool Phrases

[Gregory]

what are some cool old sayings you know?
my personal faves are:
"No pancake is so flat that it doesnt have two sides"
"3 out of every 4 people make up 75% of the population"
and the one in my sig.
so what are yours?

[montroze]

Geez I hate That!

[Gregory]

is that a phrase? hmmm, i dont think its very good. what do you hate about "that"? (and what "that" are you referring to?)

[Shaz]

how about this morrowasted:
crooked as a dogs hind leg,
or like this post useless as **** on a bull

[rjlstar]

Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill
seems like such a large amount
when you donate it to church,
but such a small amount
when you go shopping?

Isn't it strange how 2 hours
seem so long when
you're at church, and how
short they seem when you're
watching a good movie?

Isn't it strange that you can't
find a word to
say when you're praying,
but you have no trouble thinking
what to talk about with a friend?

Isn't it strange how difficult
and boring it is
to read one chapter of the
Bible, but how easy it is to
read 100 pages of popular novel?

Isn't it strange how everyone
wants front-row-tickets to concerts or
games, but they do whatever is
possible to sit at the last row in Church?

Isn't it strange how we need to
know about an event for Church 2-3
weeks before the day so we can
include it in our agenda, but we can
adjust it for other events in
the last minute?

Isn't it strange how difficult
it is to learn fact about God to share it
with others, but how easy it is
to learn, understand, extend and repeat
gossip?

Isn't it strange how we believe
everything that
magazines and newspapers
say, but we question the words
in the Bible?

Isn't it strange how everyone
wants a place in
heaven, but they don't want
to believe, do, or say anything
to get there?

Isn't it strange how we send
jokes in e-mails and
they are forwarded right
away, but when we are going to
send messages
about God, we think about it
twice before we share it with
others?

[Gregory]

thank rjlstar for understanding my post and posting bull**** about how its "useless". listen, you guys can kiss my ass cuz this stuff is worth talking about. those were great btw, did u think of them yourself?

[GarrettW]

actually i've heard stuff like that b4

but that's good rjlstar that you are willing to talk about that! more power to ya-

[Gregory]

i swear, kids like shaz and badger post more **** about how useless my posts are than i post useless posts!