Three Word Story

[MichaelKoala]

:luke:
Luke Skywalker was

[followth3sm0ke]

eating carrots when

[MichaelKoala]

he saw his

[followth3sm0ke]

burgers burning on

[MichaelKoala]

the kitchen table.
:gunner:

[followth3sm0ke]

he called his

[MichaelKoala]

baby brother and

[followth3sm0ke]

said he needed

[MichaelKoala]

a sniper rifle :sniper:

[followth3sm0ke]

to shoot his

[MichaelKoala]

big fat father.

[illusionaz]

right up the :(

[jollyfactory]

:moonie: but then..

[illusionaz]

he got confused :confused:

[jollyfactory]

because he forgot

[followth3sm0ke]

about dance class

[blind--angel]

so instead he

[illusionaz]

got in the

[blind--angel]

bus to the

[followth3sm0ke]

center of town

[blind--angel]

where he waited

[followth3sm0ke]

for a taxi

[illusionaz]

to go to

[quietstorm]

the dark side.

[followth3sm0ke]

where he found

[MichaelKoala]

some really weird

[quietstorm]

****. He was

[MichaelKoala]

really disappointed when

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darth vader came

[wijbenga]

home from his

[followth3sm0ke]

vacation in alaska

[MichaelKoala]

but then he

[GarrettW]

exhilarating graveyard shift

[GarrettW]

sawed his dog
:chainsaw:

[wijbenga]

and showed mom

[MichaelKoala]

his tiny tutu

[followth3sm0ke]

that he used

[MichaelKoala]

to make a

[YellaBunny]

evil voodoo doll

[GarrettW]

that could make

[YellaBunny]

yummy tofu burgers:chef:

[MichaelKoala]

that smelled like

[followth3sm0ke]

very old socks

[BigTony]

that belong to

[TallPaul]

R2d2s pet lama

[followth3sm0ke]

The lama looked

[emby]

like spam covered

[MichaelKoala]

sausages. Luke Skywalker

[nix]

ate the llama :chef:

[p.t.]

and then said...

[agent002]

"very tasty starter!".

[Kidkoder]

He then went...

[MichaelKoala]

to the barn

[agent002]

and fell asleep

[HIQ]

...on a big...

[ExtraDog]

steaming pile of...

[Ninkasi]

purple goose feathers

[Kidkoder]

.Because he likes

[Ninkasi]

to rub them

[Kidkoder]

between his toes.

[Ninkasi]

When he got

[Kidkoder]

hives because he

[Ninkasi]

shoved the feather

[agent002]

he got thirsty

[Kidkoder]

Okay, that didn't make sense...:confused:
Anyway, here goes "and drank soda..."

[PofG1]

with his behind.

[agent002]

Originally posted by Kidkoder
Okay, that didn't make sense...:confused:
Anyway, here goes "and drank soda..."
You should read it as there was a comma.
When he got hives because he shoved the feather, he got thirsty...

[Kram]

and it tasted...

[Ninkasi]

a bit like

[ExtraDog]

peanuts and corn.

[Ninkasi]

He was shocked

[Bica]

, but drank more.

[Ninkasi]

When he went

[ExtraDog]

into a bar

[Ninkasi]

he thought he

[Bica]

had too much

[Ninkasi]

because he saw

[Bica]

three giant leprechauns

[Ninkasi]

who were singing

[ExtraDog]

Girl from Impanema

[Ninkasi]

which was very

[Bica]

**** ** *****






Edit, apparently I missed the new page :eek:

[Kidkoder]

extremely horrirbly unpleasant.

[Ninkasi]

Even though they

[Kidkoder]

were quite good

[Ninkasi]

the crowd got

[Kidkoder]

hysterical because they

[Bica]

were quite drunk (the crowd)

[Kidkoder]

They threw some

[Ninkasi]

peanuts at some

[ExtraDog]

stampeding pink elephants

[Ninkasi]

who then tried

[Kram]

to sit on

[Ninkasi]

a rather large

[Kidkoder]

porcupine. They screamed

[Ninkasi]

just like little

[Kidkoder]

tiny mice. Which

[Ninkasi]

they were just

[Kram]

so damn adorable

[Ninkasi]

but because they

[Kidkoder]

had eaten cheese

[Bica]

instead of that

[ExtraDog]

rotting corpse. Meanwhile

[Kidkoder]

the real mice

[Ninkasi]

were just as

[althalus]

..close to 7/11...

[Kram]

as the famous

[Joe]

hedgehog of nottingham

[Ninkasi]

who was then

[Kram]

licking his own

[Ninkasi]

purple monkey dishwasher

[Crypt_Lord]

was then turned

[Kidkoder]

into a newt.

[ExtraDog]

but got better...

[Kidkoder]

and turned into

[ExtraDog]

the bar again

[Kidkoder]

And served drinks

[Kitti]

to the pirates...

[Ninkasi]

who had pink

[Kitti]

I took all the replies and put them together in story form and here it is:

Luke Skywalker was eating carrots when he saw his burgers burning on the kitchen table. He called his baby brother and said he needed a sniper rifle to shoot his big fat father. Right up the :moonie: but then he got confused because he forgot about dance class so instead he got in the bus to the center of town where he waited for a taxi to go to the dark side. Where he found some really weird ****. He was really disappointed when Darth Vader came home from his vacation in Alaska but then he sawed his dog and showed mom his tiny tutu that he used to make a evil voodoo doll that could make yummy tofu burgers that smelled like very old socks that belong to R2d2s pet llama The llama looked like SPAM covered sausages. Luke Skywalker ate the llama and then said, “Very tasty starter!". He then went to the barn and fell asleep on a big steaming pile of purple goose feathers. Because he likes to rub them between his toes. When he got hives because he shoved the feather he got thirsty and drank soda with his behind and it tasted a bit like peanuts and corn. He was shocked, but drank more. When he went into a bar he thought he had too much because he saw three giant leprechauns who were singing Girl from Impanema which was very **** ** ***** extremely horribly unpleasant. Even though they were quite good, the crowd got hysterical because they were quite drunk (the crowd). They threw some peanuts at some stampeding pink elephants who then tried to sit on a rather large porcupine. They screamed just like little tiny mice. Which they were just so damn adorable but because they had eaten cheese instead of that rotting corpse. Meanwhile the real mice were just as close to 7/11 as the famous hedgehog of Nottingham, who was then licking his own purple monkey dishwasher, was then turned into a newt. But got better and turned into the bar again and served drinks to the pirates who had pink

2011 characters :)

[ExtraDog]

Originally posted by KittiK
I took all the replies and put them together in story form and here it is:...

...2011 characters :)

Okay who can't count? 2011 is not divisible by 3. Somebody is cheating.

[Kitti]

Originally posted by jollyfactory
:moonie: but then..

Maybe it's because somebody used smilies? Or do those count too?

Ooooor maybe it was when I checked the message legnth I forgot to subtract my message at the top?!?
mmmmmmmm could be....

Without my message it's 1896 characters (I think):D :D

[althalus]

Originally posted by Ninkasi
who had pink

beards and moustaches.

(quoted just so not to lose track ;) )

[Ninkasi]

The pirates were




(I think the 'smiley' bum was ment to be instead of a$$.)

[DannyB]

Originally posted by ExtraDog
Okay who can't count? 2011 is not divisible by 3. Somebody is cheating.

Why would characters matter? words all have a varying number of characters.

[Andyno13]

stealing treasure from

[althalus]

...an old lady...

[Ninkasi]

who was walking

[Andyno13]

off a peir

[Kidkoder]

into the oil.

[ExtraDog]

Originally posted by DannyB
Why would characters matter? words all have a varying number of characters.

Duh... Characters.. I was thinking words.

Man, this thread is a strange read, I wonder if this is how Beck wrote Loser.

[althalus]

The lady struggled...

[Kidkoder]

back up the

[Andyno13]

beach whilst a

[Ninkasi]

green killer whale

[Andyno13]

had a grip

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

..... on her left....




(this is funny to read:D)

Lizzy

[Ninkasi]

little pinky toe

[Kidkoder]

. The whale said,"

[althalus]

hey there, gorgeous...

[Ninkasi]

you look like

[Robert Shaw]

you could do

[Ninkasi]

with some amount

[althalus]

of paint-stripper

[Ninkasi]

for that stuff

[Kram]

stuck to your

[althalus]

head. i suggest...

(opsie..)

[Ninkasi]

that you should

[Kram]

Ok here is where we are at:

for that stuff
stuck to your
head. i suggest...


NEW:
that you dont

[Kram]

FORGET WHAT I SAID, GO WITH NINKASI'S

[althalus]

use a saw...


(i was gonna say 'you guys can fight about it' :D )

[Kram]

in order to

[Ninkasi]

cut away all

[Kram]

of that ugly

[althalus]

,scabbed and oozing


(ok, better wait longer til i reply next time ;) )

[Ninkasi]

hair that you

[althalus]

have growing on

[Ninkasi]

top of your

[althalus]

scalp. i can...

[Kram]

give you some

[ExtraDog]

sterilize the festering

[Andyno13]

that will then

[Robert Shaw]

make your head

[ExtraDog]

roll up hill

[pixelmonkey]

but that wont

chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey:

[Kidkoder]

do much good.

[ExtraDog]

Ask the dwarf

[Ninkasi]

coz he won't

[Andyno13]

help u out

[althalus]

, the selfish *******.

edit: can't believe that was sencored.. it's a pretty mild word after all ;) (basta-rd)

[Andyno13]

. So I shot

[Ninkasi]

my right ear

[Andyno13]

of into a

[Ninkasi]

puss filled barrel

[Kidkoder]

also full of

[ExtraDog]

bacon and sausage

[Kidkoder]

that was eaten

[ExtraDog]

with chop sticks.

[Ninkasi]

While I thought

[althalus]

about my options,

[Kram]

that i had

[Andyno13]

recently abided by

[Kidkoder]

I cut my

[Ninkasi]

hair into a

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

tiny little pink

[althalus]

marmelade jar, because..

[Kidkoder]

I'm a nutball

[Joe]

but never mind

[Kidkoder]

that I'm a

[Ninkasi]

bit strange during

[Kidkoder]

a circus round

[Ninkasi]

when the clowns

[Kidkoder]

drive in little

[Ninkasi]

teeny tiny cars

[Kidkoder]

that go "boom!"

[Andyno13]

i then crapped

[nix]

up a storm

[althalus]

and watched my

[Ninkasi]

feet run after

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

six pairs of

[Kidkoder]

underwear because I

[Ninkasi]

only have ones

[Kidkoder]

that are purple

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

and green spotted.

[Andyno13]

I then decided

[althalus]

to eat rhubarb-

[Kidkoder]

flavored pie-stuff things

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

that have chartreuse

[Kidkoder]

cherry stems in

[Ninkasi]

side the crust

[Andyno13]

which tastes like

[Ninkasi]

a pair of

[Andyno13]

old gym socks

[Ninkasi]

that had been

[althalus]

worn for eons.

[Ninkasi]

No wonder that

[althalus]

they eventually crawled...

[Kidkoder]

under my bed

[Lizzy-of-Dab]

to hide themselves

[Kidkoder]

from the Digimon

[Ninkasi]

that had broken

[Kidkoder]

Luke's left leg

[Ninkasi]

while he was

[Kidkoder]

running through the

[Ninkasi]

forest, wearing only

[althalus]

a quilted armour,

[Ninkasi]

that was falling

[HIQ]

down his big

[Ninkasi]

nose that was

[dastuff]

dragging on the

[Ninkasi]

glasses he was

[althalus]

carrying. Luke said:

[Ninkasi]

"What do you

[althalus]

want to eat

[HIQ]

when you're so

[Ninkasi]

scared that everyone

[Kidkoder]

has no idea

[Ninkasi]

of whats actually

[Kidkoder]

real like Morpheus

[Ninkasi]

had told them.

[Kidkoder]

Morpheus then came

[Ninkasi]

out from behind

[Kidkoder]

a red chair

[Ninkasi]

that Luke was

[althalus]

looking at, stating

[Ninkasi]

the real name

[Kidkoder]

of Beast Boy

[Ninkasi]

who was actually

[althalus]

george w bush.

(dunno if w counts as a word, but pronounce it as monkey, and all will be fine :D )

[ExtraMonkey]

he then pulled