Jokes.....

[Robert Shaw]

Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman......

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[rjlstar]

A kidnapper kidnapped 3 women; A lawyer, a doctor, and a blonde. He tied them up and were about to shoot them. The lawyer said "EARTHQUAKE!", the kidnapper went to his shelter, and during that time the lawyer escaped. The kidnapper came back with his gun. This time, the doctor yelled "TORNADO!", the kidnapper ran to his shelter, and during that time the doctor escaped. The kidnapper came back with his gun to kill the blonde. The blonde said "FIRE!" and the kidnapper shot the blonde.




If you don't get it: The blonde meant fire as in the hot fire. The kidnapper thought it meant to fire his gun.

[Robert Shaw]

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[poolsharc]

During Christmas time, A preschool sunday school teacher wanted to know what her kids knew about Jesus becuase of the emphasis he had on Christmas. So she started with the question, "does anybody know where Jesus lives?". Tyler said "he lives in the heavens". Ashley said, "he's all around us". Ryan said, "he lives in my bathroom". The teacher was dumbfounded. She asked why he thought Jesus lived in the bathroom. He said, "becuase every morning my dad get's up and and knocks on the bathroom door and says "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!" THE END

[MichaelKoala]

There were three boys. The first boy says, "It was so warm last year, I had to take off all my blankets!" The second boy says, "It was so warm last year, I had take off all my blankets, my sheets, and my pyjamas!" The third boy says, "It was so warm last year, when we tried to fry bacon and eggs, they burnt!"