pixelmonkey
02-22-2002, 09:02 PM
well, while browsing a car forum, i found something that made me laugh... then i thought to myself... How many times have i tried this..
so, here they are
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/significant other is
taking his/her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.
trying the next time i visit!
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off
at 5 minute intervals.
naaa... it's better to get some road flares from the road side assistance kits, and electrical tape from/ wire and tape all together.... set countdown and run like hell!
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
works better with catsup
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.
I WAS KICKED OUT OF WAL-MART FOR DOING THIS!!!
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
did that with frozen food
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
not as much fun as you might think...
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
I now know where i will be sleeping Saturday night!
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
and yet another time when i was escorted out of the store
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as
a mirror while you pick your nose. [/B]
i once stared at it and kept waving until security came
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
with everything else i've done there, they wont let me near them! (guns)
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from Mission Impossible'.
This works much much better if you have 4 or 5 friends doing the same (NOTE:) everyone is to have a Nerf or water gun)
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
naaaa...
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!
we all have to start somewhere!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.
they only pointed and laughed at me :(
Last but not least...
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly
...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!
that one i'm going to have to try!
crazy events at wal-mart
chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey:
so, here they are
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/significant other is
taking his/her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.
trying the next time i visit!
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off
at 5 minute intervals.
naaa... it's better to get some road flares from the road side assistance kits, and electrical tape from/ wire and tape all together.... set countdown and run like hell!
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
works better with catsup
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.
I WAS KICKED OUT OF WAL-MART FOR DOING THIS!!!
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
did that with frozen food
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
not as much fun as you might think...
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
I now know where i will be sleeping Saturday night!
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
and yet another time when i was escorted out of the store
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as
a mirror while you pick your nose. [/B]
i once stared at it and kept waving until security came
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
with everything else i've done there, they wont let me near them! (guns)
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from Mission Impossible'.
This works much much better if you have 4 or 5 friends doing the same (NOTE:) everyone is to have a Nerf or water gun)
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
naaaa...
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!
we all have to start somewhere!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.
they only pointed and laughed at me :(
Last but not least...
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly
...'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!
that one i'm going to have to try!
crazy events at wal-mart
chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey: