Once upon a time

[KWJams]

Saw this on another forum.
Considering all the fun everyone has been having with the word games this should be a hoot. :)

The idea is for everyone to contribute in the writing of a story using only "THREE WORDS EACH", at a time, no more and no less.

P.S. Keep it clean. :D

[KWJams]

:)in a land

[transmothra]

not far away...

[KWJams]

:) the fuzzy rascals

[scoutt]

came along a

[KWJams]

twisted sort of

[scoutt]

fate. Night fell

[Dave Swift]

and they found

[fredricknish]

that they were

[Jc2215]

in a lost

[Tom]

Originally posted by Jc2215
in a lost

hormel spam factory...

:D

[KWJams]

yum-yum, said

[Jc2215]

the first rascal

[KWJams]

Spam King Tom :king:

[Jc2215]

and the second

[KWJams]

his buddy Modulus :eek:

[Jc2215]

along with the

[KWJams]

secrets about the

[fredricknish]

hormel spam factory

[KWJams]

pilfered from Jason's

[quietstorm]

secret SPAM vault.

[torrent]

Suddenly, Modulus said

[Dave Swift]

My :censored: hurts :(

[scoutt]

from all that

[Dave Swift]

horse riding we

[KWJams]

did for giggles

[Goldilocks]

Try rubbing this

[torrent]

rusty cheese grater

[Goldilocks]

on your sore

[quietstorm]

said tom innocently

[Jc2215]

but what about

[torrent]

kissing it better?

[Jc2215]

Last time you

[pixelmonkey]

said that, we


chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey:

[Goldilocks]

ended up doing

[Jc2215]

something that we

[Goldilocks]

will always regret.

[quietstorm]

But I thought

[Jason]

that you liked

[scoutt]

it that way?

[pixelmonkey]

How the hell

[quietstorm]

did you get

[KWJams]

green eggs and

[transmothra]

ham to stick

[quietstorm]

to your unsightly

[Jason]

and off colored

[whkoh]

not to mention

[torrent]

,smelly and warty,

[KWJams]

girl friend's cute

[Bonkom]

Litte mole without

[KWJams]

the hair growing

[torrent]

? Goldilocks showed Modulus

[KWJams]

who was tougher :D

[KWJams]

by thumb wrestling

[quietstorm]

him, and winning

[torrent]

a pile of

[Android]

Commodore 64 games

[torrent]

. Back at the

[quietstorm]

ranch in the

[Mark]

middle of nowhere.

[torrent]

"Hey!", said Torrent

[Tom]

I'm currently having

:D

[Jason]

severe and chronic

[torrent]

dysfunctional bowel movements.

[quietstorm]

I need laxitives

[torrent]

like a hole

[torrent]

in the head.

[quietstorm]

Tom said: Oh

[Mark]

spam gonna fix

[quietstorm]

you right up

[transmothra]

and proceeded to

[whkoh]

grab a can

[quietstorm]

of Smoke Flavored

[torrent]

Haddock gut puree.

[transmothra]

"boy, that really...

[Goldilocks]

made me feel

[transmothra]

as if my

[Goldilocks]

:censored: was being

[transmothra]

pulled apart by

[KWJams]

alien cavity probes

[transmothra]

while riding a

[Android]

northbound commmuter train

[scoutt]

with a bunch

[torrent]

of htmlforum spammers.

[Tom]

Originally posted by torrent
of htmlforum spammers.

jason was playing

[scoutt]

with banning Tom ;)

[Dave Swift]

a member hated

(Glad we smoothed over that confusion, scoutt. ;))

[scoutt]

whenever that happend


( ya, that was close :) )

[fredricknish]

and that member

[quietstorm]

was about to

[KWJams]

run for cover

[Goldilocks]

when suddenly three

[torrent]

little bears jumped

[fredricknish]

out from the

[Goldilocks]

nearby goosebury bush

[quietstorm]

suddenly, and sporadically

[Goldilocks]

the daddy bear

[quietstorm]

said: someone's been

[Mark]

eating our spam ;)

[quietstorm]

Mama bear said:

[Goldilocks]

darn brush apes :(

[quietstorm]

they keep eating

[Goldilocks]

our spam. We

[Android]

need to grow

[Goldilocks]

a spam tree

[scoutt]

out of this

[Mark]

stinking junk mess :D

[fredricknish]

which was becasue

[Tom]

of stinking junk :D

Originally posted by Mark
stinking junk mess :D

[fredricknish]

All the apes

[Tom]

Originally posted by fredricknish
All the apes

like jason and

[pixelmonkey]

that other ape

keeping out of this one!
chris<pixelmonkey>:monkey:

[Android]

Tarzan, Lord of

[pixelmonkey]

the sasquach midgets

[quietstorm]

and Arthur Dent

[transmothra]

were busy with

[KWJams]

checking for fleas

[transmothra]

by probing with

[KWJams]

fat fumbling fingers

[whkoh]

on their hands.

[quietstorm]

Suddenly, an immense

[whkoh]

, loud voice reverbrated

[quietstorm]

through the entire

[scoutt]

empty halls of

[KWJams]

never spam land

[transmothra]

, commanding htmlforums users

[torrent]

to uncerimonously drop their

[quietstorm]

Originally posted by torrent
to uncerimonously drop their that's four:D

smoke flavored spam (it's a real type of spam:()

[scoutt]

to goosebury bush

[Tom]

...stick it down

[quietstorm]

where it enexpectedly

bah! I don't like this forum. I don't get posts:(:(:(

[torrent]

shone like

That's two (makes up for the four) :D

[transmothra]

raisins in the

[quietstorm]

light of Pluto.

[KWJams]

My goodness, what

[quietstorm]

the heck is

[KWJams]

the moral to ;)

[quietstorm]

Originally posted by KWJams
the moral too Ummmm....that would be "to".

...this here story?

[KWJams]

The End !

[spaz109ca]

Let's start a new story...

Once upon a time...

[fredricknish]

Originally posted by spaz109ca
Let's start a new story...

Once upon a time...

Oh noooo....Not again =:O :D :D

[spaz109ca]

There was a

(c'mon peppls, participate!)

[Mark]

creature that lived

[scoutt]

in a far

[KWJams]

out hippie world :D

[spaz109ca]

he loved to

[KWJams]

chase pretty girls

[Mark]

and then used

[scoutt]

his most private

[quietstorm]

collection of spam

[KWJams]

as collateral for

[scoutt]

a spam bot.

[KWJams]

Meanwhile, back at

[scoutt]

the cattle ranch,

[spaz109ca]

Tom was banned

[KWJams]

from kissing cows

[spaz109ca]

and spamming alot.

[Savizzaviz]

Later that millennia (i really dont know if thats right)

[spaz109ca]

quietstorm pretended to

[KWJams]

have an aversion

[Savizzaviz]

by hiding in

[spaz109ca]

a potato sack.

[KWJams]

while snuggled up

[spaz109ca]

very, very tightly.

[Dr. Web]

to hairy chewbacca.

[scoutt]

a chewbacca in a potatoe sack :) hmmm interesting

so the next

[Savizzaviz]

day, they married

[KWJams]

some barnyard critters

[spaz109ca]

While quietstorm was

[KWJams]

singing "Old McDonald

[spaz109ca]

had to fart"

:fart:

[KWJams]

while Tom strumming

[scoutt]

devil went down

[KWJams]

a yellow brick

[spaz109ca]

road three times.

[Savizzaviz]

Then Tom ate (oh what I could do with that :D)

[KWJams]

road kill soup :rolleyes:

[scoutt]

mixed with spam

[spaz109ca]

and (*gobble*, *gobble*) turkey flavoured

[Savizzaviz]

goat cheese soup

[spaz109ca]

with fredricnish's head,

(continue this, it's funny!)

[spaz109ca]

with some spaz109ca

[spaz109ca]

on the side.

(Had to finish the sentence!)

[Savizzaviz]

But just then

(Had to finish the sentence!)
(Did you now?)

[KWJams]

some green furry

[Savizzaviz]

monster named scoutt

(yeah, he's blue, I know. It's still funny :D )

[KWJams]

who was hungry

[spaz109ca]

bit off shadowz_illz's

[scoutt]

Originally posted by spaz109ca
bit off shadowz_illz's
how do you know shadowz_ill ????:confused:


plump right leg

[KWJams]

for a snack

[Savizzaviz]

but then died.

(who is this shadowz_ill I hear speak of?)

[scoutt]

The next morning

(a very bad guy that was once here)

[Savizzaviz]

stuff went down

[scoutt]

the wrong pipe

[spaz109ca]

into the wrong

[winged hoarse]

over used organ

[Savizzaviz]

which shot black

[PCheese]

M and M's

[scoutt]

out the rear. :)

[Savizzaviz]

We now see

[winged hoarse]

(and also smell)

[scoutt]

the green mist

[KWJams]

that repels varmits

[winged hoarse]

into Elmer Fuds

[spaz109ca]

big hairy ass!

[scoutt]

So, the next

[Bonkom]

time you see

[scoutt]

the green mist,

[Bonkom]

be very careful

[cfhosting]

or it will

[spaz109ca]

bath you in

[cfhosting]

hot green lava

[spaz109ca]

and extremely bad

(Somebody say stench!)

[Android]

but not intolerable

[scoutt]

stinch. That morning

[KWJams]

while clipping toenails

[Android]

for his breakfast

[KWJams]

of toad posties,

[entimp]

the strangest thing

[KWJams]

Mother ever cooked.

[spaz109ca]

Now, he loved

[scoutt]

it when she

[Jason]

Story 1

In a land not far away the fuzzy rascals came along a twisted sort of fate. Night fell and they found that they were in a lost hormel spam factory. Yum-yum, said the first rascal Spam King Tom and the second his buddy Modulus along with the secrets about the hormel spam factory pilfered from Jason's secret SPAM vault.

Suddenly, Modulus said My :censored: hurts from all that horse riding we did for giggles. Try rubbing this rusty cheese grater on your sore said tom innocently. But what about kissing it better? Last time you said that, we ended up doing something that we will always regret. But I thought that you liked it that way?

How the hell did you get green eggs and ham to stick to your unsightly and off colored not to mention, smelly and warty, girl friend's cute litte mole without the hair growing? Goldilocks showed Modulus who was tougher by thumb wrestling him, and winning a pile of Commodore 64 games.

Back at the ranch in the middle of nowhere.

"Hey!", said Torrent I'm currently having severe and chronic dysfunctional bowel movements. I need laxitives like a hole in the head.

Tom said: Oh spam gonna fix you right up and proceeded to grab a can of Smoke Flavored Haddock gut puree. "boy, that really... made me feel as if my :censored: was being pulled apart by alien cavity probes while riding a northbound commmuter train with a bunch of htmlforum spammers.

jason was playing with banning Tom a member hated whenever that happend and that member was about to run for coverwhen suddenly three little bears jumped out from the nearby goosebury bush. Suddenly, and sporadically the daddy bear said: someone's been eating our spam. Mama bear said: darn brush apes they keep eating our spam. We need to grow a spam tree out of this stinking junk mess
which was becasue of stinking junk. All the apes like jason and that other ape Tarzan, Lord of the sasquach midgets and Arthur Dent were busy with checking for fleas by probing with fat fumbling fingers on their hands.

Suddenly, an immense, loud voice reverbrated through the entire empty halls of never spam land, commanding htmlforums users to uncerimonously drop their smoke flavored spam to goosebury bush where it enexpectedly shone like raisins in the light of Pluto. My goodness, what the heck is the moral to this here story? The End !



Story 2

Once upon a time there was a creature that lived out hippie world he loved to chase pretty girls and then used his most private collection of spam as collateral for a spam bot. Meanwhile, back at the cattle ranch, Tom was banned from kissing cows and spamming alot.

Later that millennia quietstorm pretended to have an aversion by hiding in a potato sack. while snuggled up very, very tightly. to hairy chewbacca. so the next day, they married some barnyard critters While quietstorm was singing "Old McDonald had to fart" while Tom strumming devil went down a yellow brick road three times. Then Tom ate road kill soup mixed with spam and (*gobble*, *gobble*) turkey flavoured goat cheese soup with fredricnish's head, with some spaz109ca on the side. But just then some green furry monster named scoutt who was hungry bit off shadowz_illz's plump right leg for a snackbut then died.

The next morning stuff went down the wrong pipe into the wrong over used organ which shot black M and M's out the rear. We now see (and also smell) the green mist that repels varmits into Elmer Fuds big hairy @$$! So, the next time you see the green mist, be very careful or it will bath you in hot green lava and extremely bad but not intolerable stinch. That morning while clipping toenails for his breakfast of toad posties, the strangest thing Mother ever cooked. Now, he loved it when she


Your stories thusfar... sheesh i think this thread needs a referee. George Lucas's career is safe :D

[spaz109ca]

!!! :rofl: !!!

[dark_saint]

Maybe some weird and sick producer out there surfing around this forum will discover this and create the next big hit movie?

Did you say "Don't count on it"?...yeah, you're right.

[spaz109ca]

flashed her ass

(continuing the story)

[Mark]

and showed the

[spaz109ca]

front to him!

[KWJams]

What big ears :eek:

[subhadipsen]

he rised up

[spaz109ca]

when he saw

[KWJams]

the source code

[spaz109ca]

of her 2

[torrent]

add-ons ;)

[MichaelKoala]

and made a

[subhadipsen]

big thing

[spaz109ca]

out of tha

[scoutt]

ads he had.

[followth3sm0ke]

He picked up

[spaz109ca]

a very large

[followth3sm0ke]

bottle of ketchup

[spaz109ca]

and squirted it

[followth3sm0ke]

at a naked

[spaz109ca]

Molerat! Tha Molerat

[followth3sm0ke]

Then he saw

[spaz109ca]

(You kinda ruined it but...)

a crazy, spaztic

[blind--angel]

vampire eating dog

[spaz109ca]

that flashed his

[MichaelKoala]

camera at an




(Hehehe...... lol I put an!)

[spaz109ca]

Santa Claus before